yesterday :x

by ironic • 10 Jan 2011, 13:32 • Journals
Yesterday happend something strange, and I will tell you the story now.

Since Im a hardcore metal slayer wristcutting lover, my room is filled with evil stuff like skulls.

I came home from a metalslayingpitting party(really hard :DDD) and I was pretty drunk and high cuz thats what we do, we emos.

So, I got a bit hornsy :x And I saw the skulls, and they looked pretty attractive to me, so I kinda skullfucked the shit out of it.

But, I got the skulls from my uncle who is an archeologist. He dug m up, and theyre from real humans. So I was wondering, is it weird that I fucked a skull and is there a chance I can get a decease of the skull since its from real humans.

THanks for your help =)
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Levin 10 Jan 2011, 13:34
decease


nice attempt
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 13:36
help me please :x
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Levin 10 Jan 2011, 13:40
you probably gonna get something like Black Death or oldschool aids (thats something to be proud of)
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GreenClon 10 Jan 2011, 13:35
skulls from real humans are better than skulls from unreal humans
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imabob 10 Jan 2011, 13:36
nice, the guy who wrote this got himself a blowjob
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schNee 10 Jan 2011, 13:36
i only read horny :o
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Cardo 10 Jan 2011, 13:37
hf gettin 2000 yeard old desease. something like in pyramids from egypt and stuff
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Krii 10 Jan 2011, 13:41
pyramids on penis :)
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Levin 10 Jan 2011, 13:38
why does he stick his thumb into the skulls eye
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HugTheSub 10 Jan 2011, 13:47
cause /b/ told him to.
he stole this thing in rome, smuggled it to the US and being bored he delivered what /b/ demanded.
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Levin 10 Jan 2011, 13:48
no way :DDDD
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 16:20
yeh, true story ;p Fucking epic : D
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Boss 10 Jan 2011, 14:34
whats /b/
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HugTheSub 10 Jan 2011, 14:44
dunno. need to know that too, pmme once you found out
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rEZHnI 10 Jan 2011, 13:42
you failed... bigtime :p.
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spiROZE 10 Jan 2011, 13:43
you'll have aids now
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Danje 10 Jan 2011, 13:47
No... HIV / AIDS can only last a few hours max 2 days on surfaces outside of the body. Although the HPV virus can last for 3 months outside of the body. Dry blood will not carry disease.
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Taiki 10 Jan 2011, 13:53
Vote Ironic as retard of the year yes
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Krii 10 Jan 2011, 14:00
image: NkqD6
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Taiki 10 Jan 2011, 14:04
:D
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Krii 10 Jan 2011, 14:05
ik moet aan de slag maar geen zin !
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Ethr 10 Jan 2011, 14:08
good times :p
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 16:20
in-fucking-deed

cu@CC8 or Ill chop ur balls off!
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m4rk 10 Jan 2011, 16:16
waar ben jij
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huumeantti 10 Jan 2011, 14:01
this wasn't as successful as you saw it in your head was it
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AinsleyHarriot 10 Jan 2011, 14:12
I know persons who fucked a wolf.


:$$$$
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envyy 10 Jan 2011, 14:52
i guess thats something your inbred family does
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AinsleyHarriot 10 Jan 2011, 15:51
?

I dont rly get what ur trying to say :(
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envyy 10 Jan 2011, 14:51
i see u read imabobs comment
2 bad you failed trying to troll :- (
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 15:59
i didnt lol? :p Jakez just asked me on msn to make some worthless journal :p
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envyy 10 Jan 2011, 16:23
yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeyeye :-D
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 16:24
really :o I just kinda stole this story from 4chan, a fucking epic story tho.
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envyy 10 Jan 2011, 16:26
Im not serious mate :)

but hey guess what!? i dont belive you
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 16:27
little rascal
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envyy 10 Jan 2011, 16:28
;PppPp u know it
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 16:31
tell him to hurry the fuck up, need to see ur epic frags
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envyy 10 Jan 2011, 16:36
:D he says he is working on special effects right now, but he've done so for a week now :P and he've forbidden me to ask how the movie is going :< hope to see it released soon thought :)
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 16:40
ye, he keeps sayin in his topics that he would be done pretty soon
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envyy 10 Jan 2011, 16:47
Ye, i guess it aint much time left now :-)
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FEiSS 10 Jan 2011, 16:26
kanker idioot :) .
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ironic 10 Jan 2011, 16:42
: DDDD
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FEiSS 10 Jan 2011, 16:43
Sowieso love toccchhh !!!
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Jinosta 10 Jan 2011, 16:57
haha mr muscle i love yoo im in work bored shitless made me happy :) x
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