Gali cooking tutorial #1 (+ how to eat kiwi)

by DrLagAlot • 18 Jan 2011, 12:24 • Journals
How to cook gnocchi

Step #1 - Take it out of the freezer

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Step #2 - Make some holes in it

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Step #3 - Put it into the microwave and set the time

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Step #4 - Enjoy!

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Shoutout to GermanyKiwi

How to eat GermanyKiwi:

Step #1 - Take a Knife, a plate and GermanyKiwi

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Step #2 - Cut him into 2 pieces

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Step #3 - Take a spoon and enjoy him ;)

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m1ke 18 Jan 2011, 12:29
man ur a proper cook!
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Neca 18 Jan 2011, 12:33
A single man's way of cooking^^ Looks disgusting though ;x some bits look as if they have already been eaten/chewed on :D
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Lover 18 Jan 2011, 12:33
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Felix 18 Jan 2011, 12:40
one of the best scenes ever!
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urtier 18 Jan 2011, 12:42
Delicious.
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DrLagAlot 18 Jan 2011, 12:44
Fucking knew you'll be replying :DDD
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urtier 18 Jan 2011, 12:45
(-:
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DrLagAlot 18 Jan 2011, 12:46
and what are you going to cook today?^^
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urtier 18 Jan 2011, 12:52
Just had a vegetable egg fried rice dish.
Kinda asian style with some peppers, bamboo sprouts, few green beans, hot curry paste and finished with roasted sesame oil.

Didn't take a picture though.

For dinner it will probably be just some grilled chicken with broccoli.
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DrLagAlot 18 Jan 2011, 12:53
sounds delicious, prolly gonna cook Austriakasnockn today with a salat in the evening ^^
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munchies 18 Jan 2011, 16:10
Your comment just made me very hungry, but I have nothing in my kitchen, and my car is broken :(
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fishbot 18 Jan 2011, 16:22
a vegetable egg? :)
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urtier 18 Jan 2011, 16:24
I guess egg fried rice with vegetables would have been a better description :-(
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JiMiNi 18 Jan 2011, 12:42
you need some stars for ur talent
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huumeantti 18 Jan 2011, 12:49
that's no way to eat kiwi.
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w0nd3r 18 Jan 2011, 13:14
Oh, that's the way how cheaters eat their meals. Interesting.
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schNee 18 Jan 2011, 13:17
thx for letting us know how to ;)
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DrLagAlot 18 Jan 2011, 13:59
I bet it's something new for the most people here :-)
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ironic 18 Jan 2011, 13:22
looks like puke
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we3D 18 Jan 2011, 13:36
you're so pro <3
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unblind 18 Jan 2011, 13:50
oh that reminds me i was going to post a "how to cook fast food pizza" journal a little while ago but totally forgot

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nuNca 18 Jan 2011, 14:02
what are those alienheads on your pizza:d?
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Nickje 18 Jan 2011, 14:05
Hamburgers with cheese over them.
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Gemb 18 Jan 2011, 14:09
that looks so fucking gross I want to vomit :/
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Cokeser 18 Jan 2011, 14:09
What the fetus?
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unblind 18 Jan 2011, 14:23

Ingredients
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Preparation
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DONE
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flR 18 Jan 2011, 14:49
holy shit man! by the way wats on the 2nd pic? it looks totally disgusting to me :@
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Cokeser 18 Jan 2011, 15:41
Obviously Kebab meat.
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Cokeser 18 Jan 2011, 15:40
How to put my feelings in the right words?

Briefly, they might be combined to... BLRK!!! :(

Edit: How did it taste?
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unblind 18 Jan 2011, 18:09
it was the first time i smiled after i broke up with my last girlfriend
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firzen 18 Jan 2011, 16:40
looks awesome, would eat it!
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spaibot 18 Jan 2011, 16:39
how fucking nolife if you make photos of your food and then post it on crossfire................
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