Justin Bieber

by HuLk1 • 19 Jan 2011, 11:53 • Journals
image: justin-beiber

The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE? FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER
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midas 19 Jan 2011, 11:56
Ur so jealous
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Juize 19 Jan 2011, 11:56
all this hate..

described in one word: Jealousy.
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HuLk1 19 Jan 2011, 11:57
I don't hate.
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Danje 19 Jan 2011, 11:58
Hate = win... he's a fag.
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Panda 19 Jan 2011, 12:00
Oh the jealousy...
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Danje 19 Jan 2011, 12:01
You just jealous of me being able to hate, but you not being able to hate for being branded jealous. Jealous of me?
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sCope 19 Jan 2011, 12:12
brainwashed people, everywhere...
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kreatiir 19 Jan 2011, 12:08
:D jealousy


we r talking about justin bieber fag
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adze 19 Jan 2011, 12:24
yes idd jealousy,
we are jealous because he's being a star and has loads of money without being talented or good at what he's doing.
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midas 19 Jan 2011, 13:12
thankyou <3
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Spirea 19 Jan 2011, 12:49
not that having money and being famous wouldn't be enviable, but come on, no man in his senses would want to be justin bieber
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huumeantti 19 Jan 2011, 15:50
people aren't jealous because they would want to be him, they are jealous of his fame and all his money, and the fact that he isn't talented in anything, just like themselves.
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Spirea 19 Jan 2011, 23:29
well if being rich and famous takes being the biggest pussy in the world, that's something I surely will avoid
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Juize 20 Jan 2011, 00:32
thats actually what iam trying to say.. what he has is something to envy, but he looks like shit, thats why its easy to hate ;)

just getting annoyed by all these justinbieber messages, theyre everywhere on the internet.. :s
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Thomm 19 Jan 2011, 12:09
Isn´t it depressing that a 16-yo "gay" with "small penis" and "voice of a girl" gets laid more than you and me together?
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Desh 19 Jan 2011, 12:16
hahahhahahahhahahahahaha


ok :|
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mana 19 Jan 2011, 12:16
11 ( 8 August 1999 )
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Arachon 19 Jan 2011, 12:25
Who is this Justin Beiber?
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HuLk1 19 Jan 2011, 12:33
Google says.

Did you mean: Justin Bieber ?
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HIRVI 19 Jan 2011, 12:33
What's difference between a bottle and puberty? Bottle hit Justin Bieber first.

Just Biebers 'like'-bar is like his dick, it grows when fags touch it.
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Jonasty 19 Jan 2011, 12:35
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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dudee 19 Jan 2011, 16:04
2nd one's good :D
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jaakoppi 19 Jan 2011, 13:10
Why do everyone need to turn the jealousy into hate?
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Tropic 19 Jan 2011, 15:32
pretty good one .
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huumeantti 19 Jan 2011, 15:48
good job being jealous, faggots.
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