facebook statuses

What is the funniest facebook status you ever read/made?
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dont have facebook
Logitech g110?
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Looks like :P
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ya quite similar, got the logitech one cause of anti-ghosting on the wasd keys :D
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i said
need 3rd pmme
and
et merc avi
on fb

explain
LMAO
That's a good one.
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gtfo cuntface
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United Kingdompotty posted on United Kingdommixers facebook, about how the gaming world needs him and he has to put et before his social life xD, cant find pic tho :(
Haha, this I must see :D look in the history? :D
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potty must have the pic somewhere, I can't find it tho :(
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now that must be embarrasing
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mixer posted the ippw for an et server to a girl on msn before xD
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that's less embarrasing tho :D You can make her belief the least embarrasing story about that ip :D Say it's for school or sth :p
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pretty difficult if the password was something like "fuckface" :D
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k, that would be legendary :D
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I have the pic on my PC still, I can upload it but not until the 15th of feb! :<
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:< describe it to us
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1 sec let me load my other PC!
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"Dear Popo,
The "Gaming Community" is concerned with your lack of enthusiasm recently. I understand you're putting in more time and effort into girls who wear fake tan and eating pizzas. You should be practising and playing more online video games because you are set to travel to play computer games in Belgium next month. Please dream about owning people with headshots and coming up with new tactics and plans when dancing on the dance floor. Also get all your friends to sign up @ www.swollentip.com Many thanks, Alex (Pro Gaming Manager)"
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No internet on that computer and I am currently using a mac stealing some wireless network from someone. Don't know how to use macs for shit which doesn't help!
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Easy to use ;D
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didnt potty comment on Garin's status about how he was looking forward to seeing him at the next Gay meeting, how all the boys were excited to see him again?
you and your fantasy's ;)
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I did actually but yet again it got deleted! ;D
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BelgiumDisciple confessing on fb that he is a pussy

BelgiumDisciple posted on BelgiumhECA's fb that he loves him

Quote by SjMXWoke up at 1pm had somthing to eat thought about sex for 4 hours straight then decided to ask nat for a bonk the had a shower washed my balls and my stinky ass cut my toe nails then had good sex.


true stories
nothing special, only casual
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I always post random shit when I'm drunk :[
me and takerj always stalking rahzel and Nkd
rofl, liar
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'cant wait until Willow Smith reaches 16 then i dont have to be embaressed about wanking to her video'

:DD

'just sent an 'x' at the end of my email to an MP asking to contact me'
'pre pre pre drinks before the after after after party, tell my parents i love them'

'2 absinthe shots down, half 2 is it?'

'constant going out= not knowing wether your suffering from a hangover as its been the normal way to feel the next day'

'Rough as a badgers ass'

all these statuses are just from this afternoon :DDD 75 % of all Statuses on my facebook are something to do with drinking , its epic.

<3 student life

one that got the most likes was 'woke up in some girls bed absolutely fucked and she was ugly, i needed a piss and didnt want to wake her so badly that i pissed on the floor and a few hours later she rolled over and i left and had to walk 15 miles back home along the motorway as i lost my wallet'

64 likes :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Swani complaining about losing EC-quali
Did you "like" it?
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can I be your birthday cake candle so you can blow me? :D
I almost never have a real status, so if you wake up & can't remember you made 3-4 the evening before, it's quite funny. :D I deleted them instantly offcourse :D
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