funniest quote ever

tell me the funniest quote you ever read ^.^
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most of them are quotes that are funny if you were there and knew the concept and backstory :P
well,there was one and it was excellent.
too bad I dont remember alraedy
LoL? ^______________________^
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League of legends u nub!
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dont have too much time for that recently :(
got exam time + all free time @ pc I play et :o
will be much better in two weeks
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all the niggers have exams 24/7 everywhere. In my school i got like, 3tests per 3months or smth ;o
In two weeks we go ranked kk..
I was sick last week, played lik 14h LoL each day :-D
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ye,you are terrible LoL nerd :D
are you lvl 30 alraedy? :o
well, its just uni terms. few months you dont have to do anything and then, few weeks are pretty stressed
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Yeh, been 30 for like 2weeks now.
Well, im only playing ET as backup, and wow sucks atm so all I do is play LoL and drink at weekends 8{D
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haha,sounds like a perfect life for me :D
you might go into pro team soon if continue like this :D
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rofl. Veigar & Kassadin ftw.
I'm mainly playing with irl friends, maybe could try and start playing some Arranged rankeds with them ;o I still need to farm some runes before starting tho.
Two irl friends started to play recently. They at slvl ~15 so i que with them to own lowbobs for fast IP 8-)
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poor lowbobs :D probably I should start again,so I could protect innocent lowbobs! :D
anyway,neither kasadin nor veigar interested me, now I play @ janna and she rocks :D
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Yh, still i havent bought any 6k hero, there isnt anything wich i actually want. Oh well, Anivia is cool but dno

Oh, im aswell playing AP Gragas alot, kicks ass at 500+ ap. Normal DPS heros dies to Q+Ulti combo
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nice to gargas, but I never been able to play melee champs :D
anivia is pretty cool, spent so much time with her, but.. after some time.. :S you realize she is OP and its still the same -> boring
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as gragas i just throw dem barrels, op.

Just played Anivia on friends account. 16/0/14
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(triviabot) Question 10: (Science&Nature): How many tentacles does an octopus have?
([CB]Killerboy) 9
([CB]Killerboy) 10
(infect`) 8
(triviabot) Correct infect`, the answer was 8. Your channel score is now 4, network score is 4.
(infect`) eight
([CB]Killerboy) wtff
owned that noob so hard :D!
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[16:44:20] <@toxiccccc> Aero`Jere
[16:44:23] <@toxiccccc> u are fucking rubbish atm
[16:44:29] <@Aero`Jere> :(
[16:44:36] <@toxiccccc> i can be a better rifle without being on the server
LMAO
Owned :D
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say * aDman ([email protected]) Quit (Signed off)
[@Hemuu] naksu luulee varmaan vieläkin että prosessoreita voi warettaa netistä
"naksu probably still thinks that you can download processors from online"
trAncE: unpause NOW
trAncE: or i will suck ur dick

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[23:15] Roman: isnt cheese from goats?
LMAO
Made my day ^.^
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My profile
Azur : This topic sucks
QuotePULZAAAA YOU ugly noob wannabe punker or whatever rebel fagget. why you took your profile picture away were the truck drove over your unwashed face. you talk tough but the only girlfriend you had in life had here fucking face pierced all over and probably a tweety tattoo on her heroin arm now die slow and painfull you poor east european nolifer
Quote by seareall on 02/12/10, 12:18:56
go fuck ur dead grandmother idiot
which account did i buy? i am sparky, fucking mongol, go check #crossfire chan on mirc to see whens a new junral gna be posted u fucking idiot, i dont give a shit fucking delite this account, i dont fucking need it, u fucking uptite eskimo styled fucker, ur dick is so cold even if u would get a pussy 1st time in ur life, u would still go back to ur piece of hot and wet stake, u fucking idiotic idiot, SOMEONE RESETED HIS REGISTRATION DATE, NO SHIT, IT WAS U. fucking shit coumunity, the only thing that is good about crossfire, are the LANS, be happy that i quited ET, i would get my aim back go to lan, win it, and fuck your ass up then fuck robaciek, and so fucking on, fucking idiots, get ur head smashed on a fucking pillow, go sit in a corner and FAP.
Keep honking! I'm reloading!
(01:30:21) (+FiF|xeoxis) Green
(01:30:27) (triviabot) Time's up! The answer was: Green
(01:30:32) (+FiF|xeoxis) WHAT THE FUCK







10:23p (+triviabot) Question 8 (sport): What number wood is a driver in golf?
10:23p (@xeoxis) one
10:24p (+slajdan2) one
10:24p (+triviabot) Correct slajdan2, the answer was one. Your channel score is now 2, network score is 2.
10:24p (@xeoxis) WHATTHEFUCK
10:24p (@suVi`) ROFL
I thought my zyklon b joke was kinda funny, then Poland luk4ward started raging and threatened Tosspot/Crossfire with legal action =D

Shame I can't find it now :(
Quote by lEku He can hear they
that was shoes tbh
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LOWPLUz: Fucking ugly bastard
Wakizashi: Yeh
Wakizashi: Compared to you xD
LOWPLUz: Exactly
Wakizashi: Well whatever
hhaha what a moron
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Burst out laughing. :D
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# Art'Bird: People are so stupid....i just was asked:"where can i get slac?" i told him: "uh, try at the corner shop!" - He said "okay"


# MEXOR: wanna fuck me ?
balu. #LoL.et: I'd prefer your gf
MEXOR: well
MEXOR: u d prefer but if u touch him i just simply kill you
balu. #LoL.et:ok, busted!
RaZiel: u cant be better than me
not really so epic but still funny

I was engi in adlernest first spawn as allies, rushed in, killed all 3 of them (random irc war)

then came /pause and opponents told me that "engis arent supposed to frag" or something like that right after frags

i was sooo speechless after that like wtf seriously? :d
its true though :S
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nothing unusual there that you kill all the opponent players
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ask perfo
dunno what the problem is. lack of phantasy? not my problem;)
(17:43:05) (Alvo) wim kwam al binnen
(17:43:13) (Alvo) "de spiro wil me mij en jere en fostrum gaan"
(17:43:19) (Alvo) "zouwek da nie doen?"
(17:43:26) (nI`spiROZE) :D
WATTA FUCK OF SHIT
your mother is a fuck for 4 black
Polandkoosik: fuck your mother
FranceokkoMizu: I am your mother
forgot name :<

"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I put cape on my penis and solve mysteries"
ask perfo
Any sentences from Polandrafek can be quoted.

e.g. : I was doing with 76kg as fat as I remember
e.g. : I listen to music by microwaves
e.g. : brb fog
If you want to laugh all you have to do is check this clanpage full of legendary quotes.
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=clan&mode=item&id=561
legendary :D
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WTF ..jackie on fire :D
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(16:31:13) jackie^ : he kankernoob
(16:31:13) jackie^ : wat add je allemaal retards aan c4l dan
(16:31:13) jackie^ : en zet je mij in onderzoek ben je niet goedwijs ofzo
(16:31:13) jackie^ : of moet ik een wheely in je anus stoppe idiooot
(16:31:13) jackie^ : met die rotte buitenlanders die niet kunnen aimen 5 man is genoeg hoor
(16:31:13) jackie^ : fking kanker dikke pansy
(16:31:13) jackie^ : lijperrik
(16:31:13) jackie^ : en kanker ook op met naga
(16:31:13) jackie^ : jullie fucken echte c4l
(16:31:13) jackie^ : :s
(16:31:13) jackie^ : ga maar met die east europeaantjes spelen die weten niet eens wat c4l is en waar het voor staat newbs
(16:31:13) jackie^ : kan beter een clan voor hun maken WANNABEC4L DUTCHGUY
(16:31:13) jackie^ : fking dropveters
(17:12:20) (mouK`BuLL) wij willen kunne spelen savonds
(17:12:25) (mouK`BuLL) dus we invite mensen die online ziojn
(17:12:30) (mouK`BuLL) nou
(17:12:37) (mouK`BuLL) toxic en wiadro en light spele elke nacht mee
(17:12:37) jackie^ : waarom sta ik dan bij onderzoek :S?
(17:12:42) (mouK`BuLL) ja omdat je niet meer speelt
(17:12:48) jackie^ : ik speel 2 dagen niet ?
(17:13:22) (mouK`BuLL) jah
(17:13:24) (mouK`BuLL) njah ff in onderzoek
(17:13:29) (mouK`BuLL) je wordt ff onderzocht
(17:14:25) jackie^ : hahaha
(17:14:27) jackie^ : wtfff
(17:14:33) jackie^ : door wat
(17:14:38) jackie^ :azzor met in zn stoeltje
(17:15:15) jackie^ : ik dacht alleen toen ik het zag, naja nice cancer for life clan allemaal kanker polen en dikke mensen die we fucking pesten met hun wheelchair leven :D en ik sta in onderzoek
(17:15:18) jackie^ : dus daarom zei ik het ff
(17:15:19) jackie^ : thats all
(17:15:30) jackie^ : pwn must go on
(17:16:44) jackie^ : -.-
(17:17:37) jackie^ : maar wiaderko en lightning zijn nice hooor :D
(17:17:42) jackie^ : alleen naga en toxic haat ik gewoon
(17:17:46) jackie^ : kanker kiddo fuckers
<3 jackie :D

o_0 JACK: your mothers rotten pussy
o_0 JACK: your my son ross
o_0 JACK: i raped your family
R0SS: your mother has a cock jackie stfu
R0SS: u are a testube baby
o_0 JACK: you wannabe me
o_0 JACK: noob

o_0 JACK: ross i told you
o_0 JACK: i dont fuck your mom
o_0 JACK: i fistfuck her
R0SS: cool
o_0 JACK: dotn need a dick
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long time no see lol
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