my mate once woke up at hospital after a party. He called me: 'what the fuck man im at hospital what did i do yesterday? did i smoke some shit or what?'. Turned out that he came back home totally drunk, decided to take out garbage and fell down stairs. He was so drunk he couldnt remember a thing.
olol
Dont take trash out if you're drunk kids.
also he called me on new years eve and was really drunk, fcking alcoholic