pain in right testicle

helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

DUNNO WHAT TO DO LOL

woke up with it yesterday morning and it still isn't gone :((((

go to doctor or wait till it disappears from itself?!
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and then eat it as a tasty treat!
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blue balls is nasty :\
just hope, my liege
dunno only ever had it in the left, sorry
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I'd say chlamydia, but somehow this seems highly unlikely. Go see a doctor.
had a pain in my left testicle not long ago , because my gf bit it
the fuck....
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Stop lying, punk.
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Thats a lie, because your gay
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dont wait so long before taking a piss
Could be loads of things, like cancer. In all seriousness I had the same, turned out it was something harmless enough. If there are no obhious lumps then it should be fine
Maybe your testicle/tube has been twisted?
tell your dad to go easier on you next time
uve been touching yourself, maybe u pressed too hard? :Z
no hadnt wanked for a week
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hmm, maybe at night while u were asleep? thats possible too
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to much sperm storage, wank hard it will go away
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hodentorsion
ask Netherlands testicles
Twisted testicle, can be quite painful.
shit i know how you feel, when i was in the swim team I done a dive into the pool and then guy who came in after me pure landed on my balls i was in pain for like 4 days
that'll teach you to be part of a fucking swim team
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maybe I like swimming? I won a lot of competitions.
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balkanker
light trough it with a maglight. do you see any dark spots? no? everything fine!
doctor, it can be something dangerous
I do not wanna scare you, BUT my friend from university had the same problem... waited for 2 days, then he decided to go to doctor, doctor said it might be some "infection" and sent him home with some antibiotic. He waited 2 more days and it wasn't gone yet, he went to Hospital and after some exam to testicle they noticed that the testicle was dead (they called it "testicular twist" or something).

So go to doctor as fast as you can because if the testicle doesn't get blood for more than 6-12 hours, the only option is: remove the testicle...

Usually people with this symptoms have pain, the testicle volume rises and becomes more red, sometimes even some fever.
just play with it! use vaseline and start rubbing your balls! when you're done, jump! keep jumping till your ballsack touch the floor. if you follow these steps u got uberballs.
had the same, my doctor told me to put dem in the microwave :~s

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wait a few days. I had similar pain for a few days and then its just gone.
sure? ..

its not my whole testicle that hurts, just one spot when I touch it or if it moves, it starts to hurt a lil

guess ill better see a doctor to be sure
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yh just wait a couple of days, and if it still hurts then go to the doc
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Read my answer up. Do not wait, trust me.
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Panda on 30/01/11, 13:09:00

Maybe your testicle/tube has been twisted?
Blindi on 30/01/11, 13:10:14

tell your dad to go easier on you next time
zanc on 30/01/11, 13:11:01

uve been touching yourself, maybe u pressed too hard? :Z

Thanks, had a nice laugh.
nerds don't need to be worried about becoming sterile, thats why they make jokes of it.
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Panda on 30/01/11, 13:09:00
Maybe your testicle/tube has been twisted?

what about this one? It is possible, happens frequently specially at people practicing sports.
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you got aids my friend!
I once had my testicles wrapped up inside my stomach while camping.
It was heavily bruised afterwards, gg.
how can your testicle end up in your stomach lol?

but that isn't it, he's still in the sack

don't think it's bruised either, haven't received a kick or anything else in the nuts lately, so I dunno :/ also it's sunday, most doctors around aren't there

guess i'll have to go to the hospital
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