The Electric Beach

After having a small chat with Netherlands Twizzt and Netherlands ironic a week ago about using a sunbed, it has come to my attention that other european countries might have a better tolerance level socially than the UK.

Twizzt and Ironic both have them in their houses, how common is this for you, do any of your households have them in? And what are the views socially on it? In the UK it is seen as a homo-sexual activity and there is 'banter' about it if you do use one.

For me? I'm going to use it for the first time on friday, my house hold doesn't have one; and it is seen, as mentioned before, as a thing for females.

As per, I will give you a song.



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why the fuck would one want a sunbed in their house? Get cancer somewhere else or j
ust go out to some real sun >_<
sun in the NL eheh funny:))
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I can only get a t shirt tan here in summer, so winter is just awful.
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because real sun doesn't give cancer
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thats what I am saying (it does), but yet its better than that shit
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we dont need that stuff since we go black on late spring, but on countries like sweden and shit is like the national sport.
sweden has epic summers. days with around 18 hours of sun.
but yeah, its cold there in winter.
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yeh i know, and its not too hot either, their summer is something liek our spring and october/november.
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I went to Sweden during summer a couple of years ago. Went canoeïng for a week setting up a tent at small islands in the middle of some big lakes. 20 degrees C was great on the water. 15 degrees C at night was great to sleep under the sky.

:)
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nice, would liek to do smth liek that aswell:D

i went with a tent on the top of our higest mountain like 1.445m high and its winter and it was really windy our tent crashed, i was with a friend he was freezing, i wasnt cold tho:D it was like 0 i guess XD
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It's because other Europeans are more "metrosexual" in general, the English tend not to be at all. Any vanity is considered to be gay or feminine within England.

So basically the English are more manly than other Europeans (apart from the Polish maybe) :D
thats not manly, its stupidity
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Because most british people turn into lobsters
+1 yeh bad skin, but in the NL theres a lot of ppl with lobster skin too::D
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true, but not as many as in the UK :P for myself i tend to tan real quick and stay tanned for a long time ::D
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we were in catalonia, a swedish guy a dutch guy and me. We were styling on him with our tan cuz he was going red.
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haha stupid swedes
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he means the dutch guy, which was me.
both him and the swede were styling on me :(
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yea i knew he meant the dutch guy but i had to defend my landgenoten -wink- ;];]
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sleeping with sunburns really sucks man, luckily for me, spain has cheap absinthe :)
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I barely get sunburned but i can imagine the annoying-ness, especially if you got in the sun the next day :P
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they were shirtless all day and all night he was red as fuck.
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Not indie enough.
if he uses it in the uk then he is indie??
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Use what? Didn't read
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I like you :*
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The shins are good though!
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The only album I've really listened to is chutes too narrow(?) but i liked it!
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Oh inverted world is my fave. by far!

Add me on last.fm too if you use it, if you don't then you should.

I'm into indie, electronic, rock, hip-hop and alternative, including:
Death Cab for Cutie, Shad, Arctic Monkeys, KnowMads, Your Infamous Harp, toe, Bright Eyes, Chicane, Sigur Rós, Cyne, Nujabes, deadmau5, Netsky, Bon Iver, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Zero 7, Arcade Fire, Silversun Pickups, Tegan and Sara, 3nd, Daft Punk, Underoath, Shingo Suzuki, Coldplay, James, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Los Campesinos!, Alexi Murdoch, The Shins, Five Deez, Crystal Castles, Seefeel, Boards of Canada, miaou, &#12463;&#12521;&#12512;&#12508;&#12531;, The Postal Service, Atmosphere, M83, Electrelane, J.Viewz, London Elektricity, Jamie T, Radiohead, Breaking Benjamin, David DeAngelo, UNKLE, &#23721;&#23822;&#29730;, The Cribs, All-Time Quarterback, The Smiths.

Check out my music taste: http://www.last.fm/user/skarzee
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man check sufjan stevens
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Awzum, added
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Wish i was using last.fm last year, although not sure if my estimated 6k death cab and 4k lc! would make me look very manly. Least it would show my smiths and cribs period though!
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im going to start using it then... dualinity asked me liek maaany times. we listen to the same stuff tho, pretty much.
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På allvar??? Jag är besviken
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Sorry friend, but your status as my best british friend has come to an end. Scarzy is my new one :) :(:):):) :)
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man i have this song on my playlist.

imsoindie
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listening to this atm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-wfb25WmV4

just noticed it has shitloads of views:o
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First comment made me search for different videos, bookmarked though, only got a few minutes before I go back to college!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmWJbN8bDo
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that sounds good too even tho im more into indie rock stuff :D
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English is DEFINATELY the most manly country on the planet. Thats a fact not an opinion. When i was at school, all day everyday was 'banter' between everyone at school which is just all fun because everyone is taking the piss out of everyone.

Its when someone does something actualy embaressing that the entire 'banter' all falls on them. Then its not banter its just pure abuse on that person.
The quick witted kids at school are so funny. Better than any comedy i watch on TV or in a movie. Literaly have u crying with laughter inside and out the classroom all day.
Even the teachers are laughing constantly. These guys just dont give a fuck, say what they want and when lol then when they get to 16 they all leave school. 6th form or college however u call it 16-18 is a completely different world.
average/bad UK schools are a harsh place but fucking funny.
Totally agree, some of the stuff we say to each other is amazing.

And your views on the electric beach?
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man school banter was the best banter. Sometimes its on you which is fucking anoying. When its not on you its the funniest thing u ever hear. Its not a couple of times a day that banter happens, its all day everyday.Il give u an example of standard in lesson banter.
All the higher set classes have none of the idiots in. Its quiet, everyone does their work and gets on. You know all this.
Its all kicking off in the lower sets, thats where all the banter happens. At school people deliberately do bad in like year 9 to get into lower sets to get involved in the social banter and get their status up in school.

Teacher: dan have you done your homework?
Dan: no my dog ate it
Luke: your fucking mum ate it

Some lessons you look forward to, some are boring as fuck. its the lower sets where all the banter is in lesson times. Higher sets the teachers are stricter and dont allow it.

Teachers in the lower sets simply cannot control the students. I feel so sorry for them. The angrier they get in class the more they get the piss taken out of them. was so funny.

as for the tanning thing. Ive never met 1 male from england whose ever used a sunbed while at school. At uni its a different world, feels like im not in the UK. no abuse and everyone is accepted. just like a reset button life. noone knows u when u go there.
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u are not manly you just have chavs evrywhere and those are just idiots.
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+ fucking 1 :DDDDDDDDD. UK schools like 12-16 age are completely full of chavs nowdays.
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yeh man makes u wanna go there with a gun.
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wot you saying?
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Hipsters or chavs, always the same.

Or those hybrid chavvyish guys with checkedshirts on loving life. I haven't worn one of my checked shirts out for so long, and one of them was really expensive :(

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I kind of miss my long hair too :(
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yeh well ive got long hair now:D well i almost always had long hair.

im always around with dark jeans and some simple t-shirt.
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I was so rushed going that night, was clowning around before hand and didn't even get to shower and was running late. My hair is pretty short now, i'll get a picture if i can be bothered later! Long hair is good but a pain in the arse at the same time!

Makes me look fresh though, feels good man.

E: Im always rocking t shirts, got my hacienda one on right now! 15 year old tshirt and still so classic.

I love to wear my peacoat though, was posted in my shoe journal if you can be arsed, that any my campers is todays choice, buying some shoes to go with skinnies for spring next week though I suppose!
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yes it is, it goes totally fucked up if u dont take care of it -.-
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@ your edit

ahaha i pull peacoat aswell everyday, wear it on my t-shirt cuz with a t-shirt only it gets cold:D
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man lower end UK schools are a shithole :DD. lucky i went to an average school where it was all banter and normal levels of abuse. Lower schools u proper get abused and threatend. its realy like kidulthood.

2 people i knew at my school tried to kill themselves. both got talked out of it after a while. They got bullied alot less aswell from then on etc as people knew they could kill him through bullying.
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u got the wrong reply i think, anyway i know that man, i live in a town and ppl here is "tough" and shit and i had my friends and stuff but i was the new kid and some guy was like "bullying" me (verbally obviously) i didnt give a shit but then sum of his close friends laughed a bit when he did it, so when he did it i punched him XD was okay then, i didnt care about some town guy but i didnt want to have half my class as friends and half the other laughing at me when the loser made fun of me:D

he reminded me of eric cartman so much. i giggle when i see him irl, we are cool anyhow now tho.
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i make it sound worse than it is. The banter is always there all day everyday between everyone. the bullying comes from the chavs and the cunts. If you are in their line of fire then yes school realy was bad. if you werent then school was fine for you.

like kidulthood that girl constantly being bullied by the chavs. People realy did verbally abuse u like that, however people never actualy realy hit u, it stayed verbal.

But if you then abuse them back while they abuse u. thats ur biggest mistake because they will start on you. Noone ever fights a chav because u fight him now, for the rest of your school life they will all abuse the fuck out of u everyday. First rule is you dont fight or abuse a chav, banter is always acceptable on whoever because its just funny. abuse is a different set of rules.

through my 7 years at school i reckon thers 1 fight every 2 months in the school somewhere. ive probably seen at least 20 fights at school. word travels faster than the inet at school, 1500 people run from all ends of the school to see it.
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nah but i wasnt being really bullied, it was some retard noone cared about, only his friends. i didnt even give a shit about him. and when i punched him it was all done. theres no really chavs here, only in the cities.

we were like 2 populars, that guy who talked shit to me and then my group i kinda was liek the popular on that other group, so there was noway that the guy could go further than simple teassing. our class was kinda splitted.

obviously we were like 13 years old now i dont mix with any of those guys not even old friends. on highschool i had plently of friends but i dont consider em friends, i got em as some ppl i know who is okay to be with sometimes but we dont hang much. i hang with other people.
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the most flame and spam etc comes from the UK scene on crossfire. its always the most drama. This is due to our schooling system. It fucks you up :DDD. you always gota give abuse back. its why on almighty vent 90 % of communication is some form of banter or abuse.

In game mixing with all UK people is so much fun compared to europeans. because everyone talks all the time and has fun and constantly abuses each other. its how its done in the UK. sarcasm and abuse = society at a young age.
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I'm checkered shirts only :<
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:( ditched them quite a while ago until they aren't worn by semi-chavs I'm afraid. Currently rock denim shirts and smart/casual shirts! Can't wait for summer and tshirt wear days!
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definitely*
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=definately

Definately: "Idiot-speak for 'definitely'. One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet."
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Good idea mayne I'm gonna go visit one this afternoon. I don't think it's something that's openly discussed much and it's not considered very manly but hey a nice tan gets you the ladies.
don't want skincancer, very nice suns here during summer :)))
we got one, its never used tough.
Where do you keep it?
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dunno if my mom would appreciate it if i would sell it.
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using a sunbed makes me think that you're being racist to yourself
I think you'll find both Ironic and Twizzt are both in fact heavily homosexual
Very true, and if only you were 29 seconds faster. You would have been slap bang on the 13:37 comment :D
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#1 going on a sunbed is totally gay, its not societal pressure to be manly by not using one that ought to be worrying about, but actually think about why you feel the need to be a total douchebag because the people who actually will appreciate you doing this to yourself are the same ones who will take the piss out of you for it, real manly men won't notice your skin colour because they aren't looking at you except in the situation that it is your round and you're being a sissy little bitch and not getting drinks fast enough

#2 anyone who uses the word "banter" to describe banal unoriginal nonsensical 'conversation' is an abhorrent imbecile and ought to be shunned by all, and certainly disabused of the notion that "they love it" because most certainly, whoever they are, they don't

#3 if you touch another guy with the palm of your hand you're totally a fag and you are free to go enjoy a sun bed session
HAHAH. UK society in lower level schooling is a fucking harsh world.

In my school banter was the normal form of communication. I never have a normal conversation at school. It always ends in some form of banter. The social pressure not to use a sunbed or do anything remotely different was astronomical, if u did u WILL be abused for it heavily. Fly under the radar if you dont want the piss taken out of you. IF you join in you have to maintain banter all day because it will be coming at you. Stay out of the way of banter and you find it easier to stay away from.
However thats easier said than done.

hi, alryt,

shut up u fucking dickhead.

Thats literaley some conversations that happen at school in the corridors if you say that to a chav or a 'cool guy'. Its a warzone at school lol.
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only used it once, was nice tho and would think that most of the girls uses it, atleast the girls i know. Also alot of guys use em. semi-gay :P
Arian race doesn't need that shit, we are perfect.
Whats wrong in using one when you wanna have a nice tan? Not talking about overusing them, but I'd probably use one if we had one just to get a slight tan. The whole discussion about it being gay or sissy is just retarded. Some people like their white skin, some prefer to be tanned and some just wanna have a slight tan, theres nothing girly about that imho.
UK is a different world at school. We thrive on bullying and banter. its not like europeans schools , here its worse.
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Belive me german schools are anything but strict. Strange humour you got, if you are bullying someone just because he wants to be good looking. :|
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UK humour is unlinke any other humour in the world. its unique, and its alot worse than other humour.

You abuse and take the piss out of your friends for every reason all day everyday. this is UK comedy. the complete opposite to the US. U come to a UK school you would hate it, youd get constantly abused, constantly flamed. if they found out u use fake tan, although the girls will definately like that your good looking. the guys will rip you apart.
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that's pretty much the same as if ugly bleach brits come here, no one would even look at them.
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yup thats the way of the world. man id love to go to school in the US though. Nice weather, MASSIVE school was great sports facilities ,sports facilities at my school are fucking useless. Loads of fit girls with a tan. would be immense.
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depending on where in the US, but I hear you. Norway is great though, I am not complaining.
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wel im obviously taking about somewhere like california,LA,boston, u know all the decent places around the US. not like north carolina, west virginia, all the absolute fucking retarded states with literaly the dumbest people on the face of the planet.

in the movies and tv shows where people are from north carolina,west virginia, all these mullet states, redneck states, hillbilly states were bad. in real life when top gear went to north carolina. God dam the accent is terrible. u sound like ur about as clever as a fence there.

american idol that girl from north carolina. i couldnt watch that, the accent is like torture. and that 16 year old from north carolina, sweet jesus he sounds wierd :DD
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man in boston ud freeze in winter. tho their unis are the best

and agreed about CA stuff, and i bet its easier over there.
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Yeah it's not like im going to be phased by it, I mean what is wrong in taking pride in your physical appearance?
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wnb gypsy
Don't want one, never used one, they cause skin cancer, fact.
i think its gay as hell
GOIN GUIDO
I just wanted to say I understand where Nyke is coming from (went to a comprehensive school), but the fact you seem proud of your lack of education (because of how shitty our school system is) makes me wretch.

Scarzy I think you're pushing the boundaries of heterosexuality, but rather a sun bed then a fake tan, so I say go for it and rock it.
I wouldnt be getting a orange tan, just a bit more colour until summer months
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Yeah I understand that, it's why I said it's better then the bottle stuff.
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mztik has well used a sun bed before
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dangerous and gay
nerdy and gay
we have one in our house but no1 uses it.
tbh, England is like one of the biggest fake tan countries I know. When I look at facebook via english friends, i see orange girls and guys all over the place
lol who needs that

come to spain
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