ways to piss ppl off

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.


Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food,
and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Name your dog "Dog".

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU
think."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part
of your "astronaut training".

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue
your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything
they touch with a can of Lysol.

say random numbers while someone is counting.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

If they ask you: Could u tell me what time is it? say yes and leave.

Repeat the following a dozen times during a conversation: " Did you hear that?" "What?", "never mind, it has already stopped."

Ask people what sex they are.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Chew on pens that people lend u.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems do not rhyme.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your
hands over your ears.

Ask mysterious questions to your co-workers and write down the answers in a notebook.
Mumble something about "psychological profiles."

Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action
in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

suit up and ask for money on the street

take random pictures of random people on the street and run away


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