Sexy Holidays!

Hello,

This might sound like a strange and odd story, but it's the truth and nothing but the truth!

This afternoon a really good friend of me went on a holiday to the Philippines. His plane took off at 02.00PM and he''s coming back in about six weeks.

The fact he is going to travel is, except, maybe from his destination, a pretty normal thing to do. Many young people who finished their university go to Australia or America to backpack their way around the country. But you may ask youself: why on earth is someone going to the Philippines? If you'd ask my friend right now he'd say: "Why not? It's a beautiful country and there's a lot to see!", on which you'd probably say to him: "But there are so many countries in the world... Why the Philippines?"
Well, the answer to that got a little history. About a year ago my friend's hornyness took him to Facebook where he made contact with some Phillipinian girls. At first it was just chatting basicly and he didn't really talk about it with us. After a few months he was chatting all day long at home and on his iPhone, so we took a close look at his Facebook profile to find out who these girls were. The sexy, hot and half-naked pictures of them looked a bit odd to our Dutch down-to-earth environment, but not all of them really looked that girly to us; their masculine jaw's and tiny titties had something manlike, something we didn't really find attractive. That, together with their names: "Sunshine", "Lovely" and "Angel", made us giggle a bit.

When he said he was going on a trip he first said he was gonna travel the world. We already knew that he wasn't going to do that, since it was pretty obvious he was falling in love with one of these girls (Angel). This was already one of the most naive things I've ever heard; falling in love through the internet to a Phillipinian girl called Angel. LoL. After a few weeks he finally admitted he would be travelling to the Philippines for about six weeks.

So right now he's on a KLM-airplane to Manila and I honestly have no idea what to expect. Some said he's coming back with aids, some said he'd get robbed by some Phillipinian gang, some said he'll be taking the girl back home to the Netherlands... I have no idea what to expect...

What do you think? :D
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tl;dr,

on a sidenote: today party hard
philippines, "Sunshine", "Lovely" and "Angel"


omg...
Ye, they'r prolly all ladyboys, but he's too naive and horny to see that :D
Parent
well he will have a good story to tell the grand kids either way!

hi
Parent
hi unblind :) I doubt Angel can have kids :D
Parent
^.^ but unless he's ugly as fuck, what's the problem with dutch girls? :s

anyway, keep an update, I wanna know the outcome :P
Parent
He's not ugly as in he's a mongol, but he kinda looks like a polak. Can't really compare Brad Pitt or David Beckham to him :D
Parent
^
real polak

looks like a polak

pls can't be that handsome
Parent
Philippines rolled him hard.
He is extremely naive indeed. Dutch girls are hotter than the Philippinia ones anyway.

Well I expect him going to bed with her and realises then that 'she' has a dick. (many shemales there :p)
hahaha its me, TROLLED HARD!
I think that Phillipinian girls can be divided in 2 groups: fuckin hot - fuckin ugly, nothing in the between.
So if ur friend has certain proofs that these girls look like the pics on facebook, I don't see why he should hesitate.
You also said he talked a lot with them so he probably understood what kind of people they
are.
Best luck to your friend.
I think he will get robbed.
can i get a tl;dr version please?
bulls friend is going to the philipines, to die.

thats about it
Parent
bulls friend is going to the philipines, to meet his ladyboy.
Parent
hes basically going to die
proof that marijuana is bad for you
tl;dr, sorry
Nice story
So you call him a "really good friend" of you?
Then I think you really should have reason with him, if he went to phillipines just because of these "girls" (what you've said about them is unbelievable :D) that is such a pathetic attitude !
A reason with him? What's that? A talk you mean? I've talked to him so many times and I said the things about aids etc aswell, but he's 24 and old enough to make his own decisions.

He says he's not going to the Phillipines for the girl, but to travel around. Ofcourse he also admits he will meet her...

And yes, he's one of my better friends indeed.
Parent
well indeed.. strange firends u have :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

maybe hes cumming back with a fully trained ladyboy and says they want to marry :D
but ye just wait and expect the unexpected... maybe he will be back in a week, after the shock of his life xD
maybe someone puts drugs in his bag and he wont even get past the philippine airport and has to sit in jail for 10000000 years!
They say Phillipines has quite a lot amount of prostitution and stuff so the risk of getting and STD is pretty high.

On the other side those countries like Thailand, Phillipines and stuff are just full of SHEMALES. Actually some time ago, month or some the Thai government allow transexual people to work as fly assistants.

Hes gonna get himself raped. But there should be a bright side, the one where you get to meet and travel around a whole new country, cheaper than yours and if you get lucky you could fulfill your asian-porn-fantasy.
either he won't come back or then he really comes back with the girl :)
He gonna marry her and gonna stay in Philippines, they gonna be happy all their life and gonna die on the same day.
he will find out that Angel is a transy.
I think he will discover a bowl full of cocks.
hahah true :D
Parent
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