had a laugh

by x3NJa • 14 Feb 2011, 09:43 • Journals
with some of these jokes

I saw this nigger in Nikes running down the road with a huge TV in his arms.
I thought briefly, "That looks like mine."
Then I realised, mine wears adidas.


The new barman in the pub is black so I told him, "One beer please nigger". He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went around the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "One beer please honkey!"
I replied, "sorry mate, we don't server niggers here!

Some universities have Woman studies but no Men studies, that's pretty sexist. But then I realised we do have men studies.

It's called History.

there's a shitload more at http://noonepastaway.tumblr.com but these are just the ones i liked :p


music -
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Kenzi 14 Feb 2011, 09:50
rofl at the first one
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rockstAr 14 Feb 2011, 10:06
rofl at the second one
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Krii 14 Feb 2011, 10:47
Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.
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mAhla 14 Feb 2011, 13:23
[img|left]http://ghostwoods.com/greatgame/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Meanwhile-Japan.jpg[/img]
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