goot joke
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15 Feb 2011, 17:26
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Kid gets on the bus
he starts talking to the driver
"hey, you know what? if my dad would be a horse and my mother a merry, I would be a pony!"
Bus driver: "yeah whatever"
Kid:" you know what? if my dad would be a cock and my mother a chicken, I would be a little chick!"
Bus driver: "yeah sure why not"
Kid: "you know, if my dad would be a bull and my mother a cow, I would be a calf!"
Bus driver: "COULD YOU PLEASE STOP IT? WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD BE WHEN YOUR FATHER WAS GAY AND YOUR MOTHER A WHORE?"
ehehehehehehe :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
yes
cu friends
he starts talking to the driver
"hey, you know what? if my dad would be a horse and my mother a merry, I would be a pony!"
Bus driver: "yeah whatever"
Kid:" you know what? if my dad would be a cock and my mother a chicken, I would be a little chick!"
Bus driver: "yeah sure why not"
Kid: "you know, if my dad would be a bull and my mother a cow, I would be a calf!"
Bus driver: "COULD YOU PLEASE STOP IT? WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD BE WHEN YOUR FATHER WAS GAY AND YOUR MOTHER A WHORE?"
ehehehehehehe :PPPPPPPPPPPPP
yes
cu friends
I said, "I know that accent. You two ladies are from Sctoland, aren't you?"
"Wales, you fucking idiot," one of them replied.
"Sorry," I said, "You two whales are from Scotland, aren't you?"
n1 copying
edit: sorry if some of the words are misplaced but im tired and cant be assed to focus on my writing