goot joke

Kid gets on the bus

he starts talking to the driver
"hey, you know what? if my dad would be a horse and my mother a merry, I would be a pony!"

Bus driver: "yeah whatever"

Kid:" you know what? if my dad would be a cock and my mother a chicken, I would be a little chick!"

Bus driver: "yeah sure why not"

Kid: "you know, if my dad would be a bull and my mother a cow, I would be a calf!"

Bus driver: "COULD YOU PLEASE STOP IT? WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD BE WHEN YOUR FATHER WAS GAY AND YOUR MOTHER A WHORE?"


Kid: YEAH ! I WOULD BE A BUSDRIVER!


ehehehehehehe :PPPPPPPPPPPPP

yes

cu friends
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that was a shitty joke
nerds dont have sense of humor
i dont know if its true, but its good :)
sucks EL o EL
made me smile :)
I met two girls down the pub last night who had strong Cardiff accents.
I said, "I know that accent. You two ladies are from Sctoland, aren't you?"
"Wales, you fucking idiot," one of them replied.
"Sorry," I said, "You two whales are from Scotland, aren't you?"
Ok that was goot joke :-D
Parent
and? have i ever claimed the joke to be mine? i made a couple of people lol which was my idea and which is more than 95% of comments on crossfire, why do you "whine" on mine which is actually useful?

edit: sorry if some of the words are misplaced but im tired and cant be assed to focus on my writing
Parent
I wasnt even ironic :<
Parent
its totally forbidden to copy jokes from a site which exists to share them
Parent
yea, gonna sue them all now #:-}
Parent
sounds like an idea!
Parent
expected :P hihi
gay dude fucking a whore?

image: LOL-WUT
why is some1 aiming him with a sniper (red dot on forehead)
Parent
he's a nigger
Parent
Not even a single smile. 0/10 :/
Not even a single smile. 0/10 :/
Not even a single smile. 0/10 :/
1/10 for effort
Your the one who better get some sense of humour, but obviously your to stupid to understand that
Not even a single smile. 0/10 :/
hmm, 0/10 sorry
made me smile
not funny imo
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