Apple selling water

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read the text:D

"Is designed for the Apple connoisseur: beautifully packaged, easy to drink and perfectly overpriced"

Molecular perfection. "literally twice as many hydrogen atoms as there are oxygen atoms"


funny AS FUCK mkay?
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"Get all the breaking fake Apple news at scoopertino.com"
OH NO U DIDNT NO WAY


NO SHIT
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i want one of those bottles
i like this man

i always wonder whats so great about apple
u the guy on vent with me?:))
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oh u did here too:PP banaan seems upset?:P
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did u just say yes?:PP
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lol yes fuck im tired
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QuoteGet all the breaking fake Apple news at scoopertino.com


read the text
OH NO U DIDNT NO WAY


NO SHIT
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dumbest guy on crossfire is here once againnnnnn.
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Quoteimabob replied to your comment Crossfire 15 Feb 11, 19:46


yea, saw that even before reading your comment at all :)
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your obviously dumb bro, if u cant guess this is a joke out of readign what i quoted then seriously dude get out of this journal;)
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OH NO I DIDNT NO WAY


NO SHIT
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nice try buttttt its too late.
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I just read one sentence, the one that I quoted, so its obvious that it is joke.

nice try but that wont make u look smart.
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only some dumbass would think that this is real, this is a joke to make fun of apple just like polandball comics with poland and shit. i didnt really think i would have to clear this up to somebody.
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Did I ever say its a fake? No I didnt, get your facts clear b4 telling bullshit :)
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facts are u were enough dumbass to say what u said on the first comment.
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I said that I only read "Get all the breaking fake Apple news at scoopertino.com", I didnt even had to read the whole text to find out its fake. Now pls, stop blaming yourself more..
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ur still too dumb to get what is this all about.. wow man.
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This is about me posting that I just read one sentence that explains the whole post, and about you, coming with low flame and bullshit talking cause you dont understand, now go back to ur hole and stop replying. thx.
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ill explain this to u: this is a simple joke, this is a joke like any other joke on the internet, perhaps i shud be more specific for dumbasses like u and write "IF apple would sell water"

your sentence basically says that this is a fake, and we all thank u for letting us know, cpt obvious.

next time before making yourself look like a fool dont start reading a picture from its bottom and check the whole picture.
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congratz, now read the conversation and enjoy ur facepalm :)
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you are really dumbass man its insane:D

what is goign to be your next revelation to us? that airplanes can fly?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=captain%20obvious
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whether your english knowledge isnt advanced enough to follow such a conversation, or you are actually that dumb/trolling.

I won't reply anymore since I dont think you are serious about this, thanks for proving that you are still trying to troll :-)

bb!
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Quote by gemb

read the text


cpt obvious strikes


Quote by gemb

I just read one sentence, the one that I quoted, so its obvious that it is joke.


cpt obvius strikes again. OBVIOUSLY IT IS A JOKE RETARD, ISNT IT DAMN OBVIOUS THIS IS A JOKE? ITS EVEN WRITTEN IN THE PICTURE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD U NEED TO TELL US THAT THIS IS A JOKE.

Quote by gemb coming with low flame and bullshit talking cause you dont understand,


u dont understand that u do not need to state the obvious, thats why photosynthesis asked u if u are a wizard.

we know the sky is blue and that cats can climb up trees, that lions live in africa, and that the picture aint real, we know it u dont need to state the OBVIOUS
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Quote by imabobread the text:D

funny AS FUCK mkay?


you want us to read the text cause its funny in your opinion.

Quote by Gemb Quote Get all the breaking fake Apple news at scoopertino.com


read the text


I said I read this sentence and noticed without even reading the wall of text that its a joke, so its not even worthy to read for me.

And whether you dont know the meaning of cpt.obvious or you dont know the past form of to read.
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new to cf? people here posts stuff, meme pictures, random made comics, where u read the text and u laugh, ill just inform u that all of those are jokes aswell and shouldnt be worth your time since they are not real either.

i said read the text because when i first saw the picture i just checked out the picture itself but not the text thats why i said read the text. THATS WHY THERE IS QUOTES OF IT ON THE JOURNAL. jeez:DD

when someone means text he means the actual text in the picture not a text that talks about a website which is not related to the pictures content. ppl does not read the picture propaganda (if it has it) non dumbass ppl reads what the picture says. not its propaganda, do i really have to explain this lol:D

jesus dude u want to make such big ball out of such a lil fail? i dont fucking know what u are trying to prove here, if u want to make yourself look less stupid or smth, dude stop trying u failed and nobopdy is goign to read this so dont worry that much.

i guess ppl here do realise that this is a mere JOKE (well that fumble guy didnt either but u are about the same age, should explain) and theres journals about internet "comics" with memes on it EVERYDAY with its stories.
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tl;dr but lemme sum up.
You sir are mad.
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cant be arsed to read such a long text consisting of bullshit, but I think you are raging.

image: 128836121417764881
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ahahah oh well dude u kept trying, when ppl fails they always do 3 things, they throw a "U MAD" or a "tl;dr" or a "I TROLL U LOL" atleast u made yourself look less retarded.

thanks for letting us know the obvious, next time u reveal to us i won be bothered to reply;)
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at least I had some fun reading your engrish, thanks for that :-)
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Now u switch the subject? a hint: when u fail just DONT reply and try to make yourelf look less of a fool it will save us a huge amount of time because whenever someone fails all they can do is try to lead the coversation else where like u just did to try to "defeat" the guy u are arguing against.

Do you want me to write on this kind of way with all it's capitals whatsoever? One thing is typing too fast and therefor miss some keys or put them in a wrong order, but I obviously know it's order but on the other hand i cant be arsed to correct them.

Now do i need to tell u what engrish actually means? Engrish is when someone isnt skilled enough to make proper english sentences, when they dont make sense and are badly build.
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dude, why are you so mad? :D No, I didnt read the text you wrote, but its just amazing how ppl rage with walls of text just to clear their retarded point :DD
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again lol, dude u actually believe im raging? does saying this make u feel better? u do know that if i am replying to u is because im bored? do u want me to talk to u on xfire or something because seriously, if u think that ppl who writes long texts are ragging u must belive that newspapers are written by real mad guys.
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Didnt read again, but I guess its a wall of text full of grammar mistakes sinceyou are raging hard. Wont reply anymore now, although it was funny to see you ragign :XDD
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u should be worried, your text is close to be a huge rage. its 2 lines shorter than mine.

ppl who writes newspaper are damn mad i guess.

by the way im mad as fuck


gotta love 16 years old new comers:D
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alright, will reply one more time..

Im 17 dude, not 16. Now gtfo and take your fail with you. cu! :)
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which fail are u talking about? the fact that you are too dumb to read some lines of text, or the the fact that u couldnt back yourself up after stating some obvious stuff? or perhaps the fact taht u desperatly tried to change subject over and over?

woah u are not 16, u are 17. u are one year older than your actual intelect.
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QuoteJapan Gemb on 15/02/11, 22:45:17 Del | Edit | Reply

Didnt read again, but I guess its a wall of text full of grammar mistakes sinceyou are raging hard. Wont reply anymore now, although it was funny to see you ragign :XDD
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next time i will provide pictures so a dumbass can understand what i mean.

btw keep up your word for once
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lol arguing on teh internet :XD
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yeah just like him. wnb troll backing up a not so smart guy, this is interesting;)
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It actually is e- smart. (:
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no it aint not, how stupid is what u just said? your IQ wont change whether you are online or offline.
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Let's use mathematics since you can't talk in a proper and understandable english.
Quoteaint not

ain't =>-
not => -
- and - => +
I am e-smart.

Moreover, my IQ (even if it's insignificant for me) is higher than the average Joe.
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You are a proper dumbass aswell if u think i dont know how to spell basics. only a douche would write this way on such a website, nobody does it here even if u know how to.

that "not" is indeed wrong and thats because i re-wrote the whole sentence and didnt remeber to remove the not.

and on a side note i wasnt talking about your IQ, i was just saying that there is no such thing as e-smart, your smartness level is the same online or offline, a guy with higher than avrg IQ should be able to make such simple reasonings.

im affraid im speaking to a dumbass aswell.
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this is fake man :S
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:D

its better when somoene is dumb enough to actually mean it serious.
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well it's kinda lame that you FAILED to notice that it's a hoax
who's the dumb one here!?
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wat?


really? they are not selling water for real? wtf man?

cpt obvious
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ARE YOU A WIZARD?????
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he is beyond us man.
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If this journal isn't about United Kingdom apple, then what's the point?
I know, right?
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William :)

good old netsplit times
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I remember netsplit but i don't remember your name? :o Did you use a different nick back then?
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vessaR

frats Ment etc :P
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Oh lol hey vessar :p
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hey hey ;O)
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"Fake" Apple has a new design on their homepage´s nowadays!
no dude its for real! just old ss
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Looks good, do they sell it in shops?
clean simple wet
apple water just too hip and classy for you nerds
they should start selling apples too

oh wait ....
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