Blondejokes

tell me your best blondejokes pls


My favourite is:

A trucker drives on the highway and suddenly a blonde crosses his way with her pink cabrio. She drives so slow and so shitty that he nearly crashes against the next tree, while he tried to overtake her. He decides to follow her to the next parkingplace to teach her a lesson. On the parkingplace he goes to the blonde and screams to her:
"You fucking blonde what the hell were you doing?" He takes out his key and draws a little circle on the ground and tells her: "You bitch step into this circle now and im warning you. If you just take one little step outside of this circle then i will kick your little ass!!!"
He goes to her car and takes his key and scratches her whole car. Then he turns around again and sees the blonde laughing so loud she can. He gets more and more angry. He takes out his knife and stabs into the tires of the car. Then he looks again on the blonde and she laughs and laughs. Louder and Louder. Harder and harder... The trucker cant believe what he sees. He goes to his truck and takes out his baseball bat and demolishes the whole car until its not driveable anymore. Everything seems broken - the frontlights, the windows, the tires..EVERYTHING. He looks again to the blonde and she is laughing as hard as possible. She is already crying because of her laughter. The Trucker cant believe it. He goes to her and screams:" WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING YOU BITCH?" and she answers: "HAHA... everytime you turned your back to me, i steped out of the circle."

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