happy birthday mr. legend!

United States of AmericaChuck Norris turned 71 today! Old but still kicking ass!

image: Chuck-Norris
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old by still kicking ass or old but still kicking ass?
lol but, failing on mac keyboard :D
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don t worry,he did not see it :D
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ofc he did!
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he can see everything
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This journal should now be spammed with Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Felix Magath - Trainer of Schalke 04 which passed the next round in the Champions League yesterday evening got fired some minutes ago.

http://transfermarkt.de/de/fc-schalke-04-will-trainer-magath-sofort-entlassen-/news/anzeigen_57725.html (german)

:'D
scheisse 04 striked again
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I havent liked Chuck Norris -stuff since I turned 15
and before u liked him:D?
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no, not really but I acted like I did since that's what everyone else did too
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than if u r not norris fan u sure must be bruce lee fan :D
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nice movieeeee :)


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- Originally Karsiah was a winter map, then BossHK started playing ET.
- When BossHK joins a game, the other team simultaneously types /kill to prevent a duel with BossHK.
- BossHK does not have good friends, he has fans, believers, and people he's killed.
Other people trickjump but BossHK doublejumps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk8D9YYIJUc
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
i remember
walker, texas ranger
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