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looks like somebody's horny
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

I laughed :X
FML is fucking hilarious :D

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

lolwut
thiz video iz so creepy ._.
FML is funny as hell, but imo, most of this is trolled.
aight, thanks.
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Oh I wasn't correcting you :D I said this because that's what I was going to type :). My way of agreeing with you.
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