Funny Email

Hello CF,

Here's an email I got earlier today from a recruitment company. Its been cracking me up all day. Might only work for UK people though. Put on your Brian Blessed or Shakespeare voice when you read it !!!

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Good day to you Joshua

The jobs are sparse, the world is in turmoil.... We are consistently assured that things are to get better for the hard working-folk of England if we 'pull together' and live in austerity................... Out of sight, the price of gold keeps rising, inequality increases. The Big Society.... a veritable farce, yet who, one must ask.. are the playwrights?......

Naturally, the people of England are always seeking the truth, at the same time, they also seek an antidote to the horrors of modern life. A job oft' serves as such an antidote......

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Good Day to you! It is with utmost regret that I cannot reply to your
correspondence until Friday. I am attending a funeral in Wales.
Vouchsafe a hasty reply from me upon my return. Have a good day

The guy was called Jerome, correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that a guy from the jackson 5?