Razer Talon

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wtf

for a second i forgot the date :D
schwach ;>
schau mal facebook :DDDDDDD
Parent
thats so lame tbh :F
april's fool :DD
1 APRIL KANKER FOOL


last 1st april they had something you could inhale or something
ordered 3!
sponsored by m0m
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"Every day feels like a Friday when you have the Razer Talons on. Always looking forward to my next game. Fun fun fun!"
skillboost haha

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Use of Razer Talon without proper application of Razer Snake Oil Hyperesponse Lubricant may result in product failure/catastrophic fire.
Shit april 1st joke
Your body is bio-hacked for gaming greatness.



Oh rofl can you sound more nerdier
QuoteThat's why Razer PWNership Recognition ensures that any unauthorized and unrecognized hands inserted into your Talon will send the unit into lock mode, followed immediately by 50,000 volts of raw sibling frying power. Kick your enemies' asses both online and when you're AFK.

Warning: Extremely effective. Two of our alpha testers were destr... decommissioned after we mixed up the testing units by accident. We'd like to remember and thank them for their services.

:D!

QuoteIf Razer Talon begins to behave erratically, move on its own, or become self-aware, unplug unit and barricade yourself/loved ones within a safe location and contact Razer Support. An armed team of product specialists will be dispatched to your location to dispose of and RMA your affected unit.

xDD
"Hardware ownership is a personal affair. We understand that there is nothing more violating than having a stranger's hand shoved somewhere it doesn't belong.

That's why Razer PWNership Recognition ensures that any unauthorized and unrecognized hands inserted into your Talon will send the unit into lock mode, followed immediately by 50,000 volts of raw sibling frying power. Kick your enemies' asses both online and when you're AFK.

Warning: Extremely effective. Two of our alpha testers were destr... decommissioned after we mixed up the testing units by accident. We'd like to remember and thank them for their services."

"After a week with the Razer talons,I believe that this is the next step in human evolution.These are my new hands.And not just because I can't find a way to remove them"

:D
looooooooooooooooool
3000 apm xDDD
sick april fools joke by razer
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