New (?) way to be a jerk

As most of Finland Finns have noticed, lottery-pot has grown to 7,5 million €. So I decided to make few slips myself too.

I started thinking. Then I figured that why not make a two identical slips, just to fuck the other people in case that I win the mainpot and someone else has the same numbers. Imagine the poor bastards face when I show up to the office with two slips while he has only one. 7,5 / 2 = 3,75 each, 7,5 / 3 = 2,5 for him, 5 for me. I bet he would hit me while I would be laughing my ass off.

And to take this bastardness to another level, I also made one slip with same numbers as my friend, just to annoy him too.

Inspired by David Thorne, the master of annoyance.

image: bieberface
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brilliant idea
if the scenario is true: haha :D
if its not: haha anyway :D
The writing of journal took more effort than the actual "plan", why wouldnt it be true?
Parent
if that actually works then lolz :D
Thats maximum boredom but still awesome :D
just spending more money
I did some calculations and results indicated that I can afford to spend 2,4€.
Parent
read "New way to jerk" and got excited, now Im sad.
Nice jerking around tho!
why did your gf left u ?
April 1st, wasn't in a relationship at all.
Parent
So many relationships being ended on April 2nd...
Parent
didnt read, lol!
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