mixed marshal arts

by iamretarded • 5 Apr 2011, 19:41 • Journals
Hello friends...I do this sport and I the wonder if other here do the sport of MIXED MARSHAL ARTS?

If you do this then maybe we can be the friends? :)
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Spero 5 Apr 2011, 20:42
Don't do MMA i do Ninjitsu np
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 20:45
Yes yes, "hello any straight the people here" and you do this comment "I am gay". 1-0
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Spero 5 Apr 2011, 20:46
but its true TT.TT DO NOT EVER DOUBT A NINJA :D
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DeactSeareal 5 Apr 2011, 20:47
i wanna be a ninja 2 when i growup!
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 20:47
TBH maybe you not great fighter but ninjutsu legendary balance :) no joke best balance art
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Spero 6 Apr 2011, 07:49
Yeah and you learn how to balance change your opponent so one might be quicker then the opponent then stronger and still win (Altough yeah like you say they would own me with punches etc etc)
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iamretarded 6 Apr 2011, 13:56
Yes heheeh ninjaman
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FLExican 5 Apr 2011, 20:46
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Jonasty 5 Apr 2011, 21:01
:DDDDDDDDDD
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exceed 5 Apr 2011, 20:44
I don't do sports, im fat.
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Cardo 5 Apr 2011, 20:46
i can punch you together
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 20:50
Why what fight you do?
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FLExican 5 Apr 2011, 20:47
I dont but we still friends ?:P u defend me when they attack me!?!?
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 20:48
we are the friends yes...but mabi now you gimme MEXICANO FOOD? hahahaha i do joke :D
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FLExican 5 Apr 2011, 20:49
:D:D I laughed :P I will give you but then defend me :D
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envyy 5 Apr 2011, 20:52
i trained some, but it was to homo for me honestly.. more crawling around on the ground than actual fighting
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:04
you do the standup MT/KB/boxing first? then go MMA get raped on ground?

If do above yes is very hard and gay cuz they see you not good on the ground and they use it. If you want the striker you need the good wrazzler.
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envyy 6 Apr 2011, 08:49
just look on UFC fights, half of that shit is on ground some guys trying to get a lock "Oh NO he slipped out and they're back on feet" 5 sec later "oh look there they go down again"
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iamretarded 6 Apr 2011, 13:55
When we go to the ground, you are in my world. The ground is the ocean, I am the shark, and most people don't even know how to swim.
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dualinity 5 Apr 2011, 21:04
Quoteto homo for me

QuoteSweden


image: wat
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LORDII 5 Apr 2011, 21:07
:D
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:08
hahahahah swedes are gays :D finnish people will the like this joke
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 00:31
imho, ur the homo if u cant stand some touching other guys. i play rugby and alot of these fags tell us its gay but i wonder if they would last for more the 5min on that pitch.
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iamretarded 6 Apr 2011, 01:37
hahahah rugby is the faggot :D
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 17:06
haha i do joke:D ur english is funny
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envyy 6 Apr 2011, 08:47
shut the fuck up, if you would be smart enough to not make a judgement i might have told you that i also train rugby and i know what the fuck im talking about, oops i did anyway.. I aint no homo i just dont enjoy crawling around on the ground rubbing my dick against another man than standing up and fighting..
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 17:08
then why do u train rugby?
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envyy 6 Apr 2011, 18:08
wtf?
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 18:33
or, what kinda rugby are you training? the kind where u be waterboy?
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envyy 6 Apr 2011, 18:34
act a fool
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 18:36
just trollin
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RenX 5 Apr 2011, 20:52
No wonder youareretarded after all those knockouts.
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sCope 5 Apr 2011, 20:55
gratz for your first day, you survived, journal worthy?
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:03
"first day" oookaay you are maybe 0.1 day hahah 1-0 me
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sCope 5 Apr 2011, 21:19
I have to say that your nick is correct!
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:23
so is your but in et is unscope ONLY...BYE BYE
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marshaL 5 Apr 2011, 20:59
you called?
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:07
ahh NOOOW I get it...i look on this comment 10 minute "huh...wth is he saying" is your name :D
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kARnAJ 5 Apr 2011, 21:00
it's mixed MARTIAL arts retard :D and yes I do ^.^
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:02
You do? :D how long?
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kARnAJ 5 Apr 2011, 21:04
since +/- 2years but atm I stopped it because of fucking stomach problems :X
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:05
you had amateur fight yet? what stomach problem :S
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kARnAJ 5 Apr 2011, 21:07
I did once in kick boxing only, dunno most of the time my stomach swells and it's hurt me that's why I can't do sport :/
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:08
you were good on the SW part of MMA? or wrazzling
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kARnAJ 5 Apr 2011, 21:10
what ? where I'm the best is on the stand up, jiu jitsu is ok but not that good at wrestling
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:22
I am the good on ground, handle semi-pros but on standup BOOM BOOM BOOM many punch. Today I is do 5 gogoplatas for the lulz on the guys hehe.
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Kenzi 5 Apr 2011, 21:12
Fous toi un anneau, gros.
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casek 5 Apr 2011, 21:02
I dont, but we friend :D:d:D:D.D:D.d
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:09
very much friend chile-casey but i wont swallow cuz then i get the chilepoops
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casek 5 Apr 2011, 21:33
Or your goin to get rape by the Chupacabra ese!
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Jonasty 5 Apr 2011, 21:02
yes I do taekwando and karate and judo and all that shit

im totally kung fu
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:05
jonasty IS MIXED MARSHAL ARTS
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s1gnum 5 Apr 2011, 21:04
what a trainwreck of a journal
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:06
you fat? (normal joke is "you mad" but i change cuz he does no like the sports...so "you fat" cuz maybe he is fat and then is burn on him :)"
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Cardo 5 Apr 2011, 21:18
I do secret martial arts
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ironic 5 Apr 2011, 21:22
Yes, I do streetfighting to defend my corner every day ;) We friends?
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:24
yes! but the streetfighting is the boring cuz other person is noob.....is more fun when you do the fight vs fighter. Is like KARNAJ he do the ET vs jonasty..is boring but then he do on the MOUSE guy and it is the good match.
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ironic 5 Apr 2011, 21:35
no, other person is really strong aswell :) But Im just better and win
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:40
pff you are winner man nice! we are team? :S
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ironic 5 Apr 2011, 21:41
nah, Im better by myself
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:42
maybe i can say i am ur frend to other thou?
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 21:33
meh only grapling and powerlifting
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ironic 5 Apr 2011, 21:35
powerfisting?
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:41
i do the grappling too but isn't fighting you know? you play football, you play basket, you play grappling but you dont play MMA. Like you dun say "where have you be friend" "was playing war vs iraq 1-0" :S
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 21:45
i didnt started mma bcuz i dont have basic kb/boxing , im going to end powerlifting trainings in next month and ill start training some kb
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 21:50
how long the grappling? :)
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 21:54
like 2 years i was 2 weeks ago on Polish Championships i won first fight but 2 i lost by two points -.- and my enemy is now co polish chempion :(
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 22:00
cool you are GOOD then? You do gi or no-gi?
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 22:04
dunno if im good for sho are maaany better guys than me im only strong after this shit powerlifting and can do easly arm bars or chokes but im not fast and that is biggest minus and i think netherland grapling/mma guys are 1 of the best of this shit world
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 22:05
They not so goot grapplers but v v goot striking, best in world even more than Thailand. You do no gi or gi?
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 22:07
i dont understand whats gi soz
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 22:10
gi=white suit to grapple with. No-gi=rashguard and shorts.
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 22:13
gi but we can talk by pm bcuz crossfire trolls are going to flame me
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dualinity 5 Apr 2011, 21:58
go bjj / thai > mma

gogogo
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 22:00
we dont have thai in my city only bjj krav maga kb boxing and some shit
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 22:04
Clinch-part is V V V important.
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denuo 5 Apr 2011, 22:11
yah i know clinch is important when someone is striking u
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 00:33
AHHAHA THIS MAN MAKES MY DAY HAHA
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Nkd 5 Apr 2011, 21:57
funniest guy on cf so far
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Sammeh 5 Apr 2011, 22:22
id still kick u in the cunt
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an1mal 5 Apr 2011, 22:57
I need a special google translator to understand your english m8.
I am serious, props to the people that are able to decipher your replies, or your journals for that matter.
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iamretarded 5 Apr 2011, 23:38
I sorry man...i have many problem with dyslyxer and it make me have hard time learn new lugage when I can only learn on internet....I sorry man i try my best on write but is hard...i dno what is 2nd message decipher....
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dualinity 6 Apr 2011, 00:04
i speak his language :)
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Jonasty 6 Apr 2011, 16:52
i understand him too, np
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 00:31
haha i do joke:D
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iamretarded 6 Apr 2011, 00:44
how?
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bloxie 6 Apr 2011, 16:57
haha nothing, u said that earlier and it sounds so funny:P

no offence tho really i just think its funny haha
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