iamretarded thoughts on sweden.

[12:11] uni: yeh
[12:11] uni: tell me something about sweden man
[12:12] rat1oN two-face: we hav elike "indians!"
[12:12] rat1oN two-face: they live north
[12:12] rat1oN two-face: http://genusnytt.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/samer2.jpg
[12:12] rat1oN two-face: http://papegoja3000.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/2samer1.jpg
[12:12] uni: ya i no
[12:12] rat1oN two-face: http://samer.vingar.se/same-kort-norge-same-jakki.jpg
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: they live free in the forest in tents and u cant shoot them
[12:13] uni: what do u guys in south think of those indians
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: they have animals they walk aruond with (u no those animals who are like small horses but with horns))
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: we no care about they
[12:13] uni: DSUDGSDDS
[12:13] uni: FSA
[12:13] uni: FD
[12:13] uni: FDF
[12:13] uni: A
[12:13] uni: AHAHAHAHAH
[12:13] uni: AHGAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: ? :S
[12:13] uni: "THEY LIVE FREE IN THE FORST AND U CANT SHOOT THEM"
[12:13] uni: AS IF TEHY WERE ANIMALS
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: THEY WALK AROUND IN FOREST
[12:13] uni: U MEAN THE ACTUAL ANIMAL
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: SPEAK VERY WEIRD LANGUAGE
[12:13] uni: OR THOSE INDIEANS
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: IMAGINE IF U GO OUT IN FOREST IN MALLORCA ALONE
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: and then BAM u scared much becose
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: u see one of those
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: weird ass colours
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: looks like fake santa claus
[12:14] uni: YEH DUDE BUT AHAHA U CANT SHOOT EM??:DDD
[12:14] uni: DUDE OFC U CANT
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: no man
[12:14] uni: :DDD
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: u must respect them
[12:14] uni: ahahahahahahahahahahah
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: no shooting
[12:14] uni: dude why did u specify that u cant shoot em really:D
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: i mean if they attack u can shoot in defence
[12:14] uni: it was so weird:DD
[12:14] rat1oN two-face: b4 u can shoot them:)
[12:15] uni: what? do these ppl attack u?
[12:15] uni: rofl
[12:15] uni: WTF:DDDDDDDDDDD
[12:15] uni: AHAHAHAHHA
[12:15] rat1oN two-face: yeah
[12:15] uni: AHAHAH dude tell me more im real curious
[12:15] uni: tell me stories
[12:15] rat1oN two-face: nobody cared about them b4 it became a modern society ppl shot them cuz they walk around in the forest with horses with horns=eat everythin
[12:15] rat1oN two-face: they have like 500 horses with horns
[12:15] rat1oN two-face: they walk around with horses
[12:15] rat1oN two-face: so ppl shot them
[12:15] rat1oN two-face: then they got VERY angry and start attack ppl who were alone
[12:15] uni: AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
[12:15] uni: wtf wtf
[12:16] uni: TAHTS IN SWEDEN ROFL
[12:16] uni: :DDDD
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: but now its illegal
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: u cant shoot them
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: if u shoot them police gets anrgy
[12:16] uni: BEFORE IT WAS LEGAL TO SHOOT PPL?:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: no
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: just these guys
[12:16] uni: HAHHAHAHAHAA
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: they are half indians half santa claus
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: u cant take them serious
[12:17] uni: ahahahahahaahahaaahahhahahahahahha
[12:17] uni: dude
[12:17] uni: this is the funniest combo u ever
[12:17] uni: did
[12:17] uni: IM CRYING
[12:17] rat1oN two-face: ahahahahaahah
[12:17] uni: so if i go there and i get lost and i see one of those i shud hide instead of asking for help?:DDDDDDDDDD
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: they cant speak with u :D
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: they speak other language
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: and yes
[12:18] uni: ya but they wud attack me?
[12:18] uni: AHAHAHAHA
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: dno
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: only if they angry
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: normal they just walk away
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: they are more scared of u than u are of them
[12:18] uni: they wudnt help??
[12:18] uni: ahaha tehy are like animals:DD
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: yeah
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: some people have elephants
[12:18] rat1oN two-face: we have samer
[12:19] uni: :DD


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:D:D::D:DD lol
hahaha
[12:16] uni: BEFORE IT WAS LEGAL TO SHOOT PPL?:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: they are half indians half santa claus
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: u cant very know if they are serious
Parent
ps: u know what i mean by that:D as if it was okay too shot those weirdos and if u shot a normal guy ud get punished
Parent
sup oriololdm8
wrrup frend
Parent
havin sex with my workbuddy, u?
Parent
Cant talk about Sweden swedes without mentioning "böglyft".

http://crazyswedes.wordpress.com/2008/05/23/boglyft-2/

xD
i think thats even more wrong than shoting those half santa indians

ed: i think iamretarded could be one of the inventors of this tbh
Parent
You are talking about reindeers, right? I used to live in Lapland, lots of those there. Had to stone and kick them off the streets, blocking roads and shit. Stupid animals.
Parent
no:D he doesnt mean reindeers:D he means the samers, he said:

"[12:12] rat1oN two-face: (url) [samer.vingar.se]
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: they live free in the forest in tents and u cant shoot them
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: they have animals they walk aruond with (u no those animals who are like small horses but with horns))"

i was like WTF he must mean reindeers (he calls them horses with horns) but no he actually meant those samers:DD(or indian santas thats how he calls them)

the justification to why ppl used to shot samers

[12:16] rat1oN two-face: they are half indians half santa claus
[12:16] rat1oN two-face: u cant take them serious
Parent
yes the raindears...they hide in forest with this people and then they also walk...i think is a lot of crime in this people....you see 10 same-people with 1 raindears and 9 are very sad because of no pet....then one guy has 1000 reindears walkin....

image: Renar,%20stor

they 3 dibs all raindears

image: samer

They get one little only for entire family xD so all are mad.
Parent
you told me u cant shot those ppl not the reindeers-.-

[12:13] rat1oN two-face: they live free in the forest in tents and u cant shoot them
[12:13] rat1oN two-face: they have animals they walk aruond with (u no those animals who are like small horses but with horns))"


edit: they called dibs on all those reindeers?:S and then some familys have no reindeers?:s so sad for this ppl... they get shot and have no reindeers:s those guy who dibs 100000 reindeers get shot too but atleast they have many reindeers:S
Parent
no...you can't shot unless they attack first...then one shot in air if he is not scare and run u can shot him to
Parent
there u mean the sami or the reindeer?
Parent
sami AND raindears...raindears look very nice but they work with sami
Parent
skämtstånd
Parent
Awesome word, thanks for teaching it :)
Parent
How weird can people be.. Seriously.
Parent
I think it is some scandinavian thing, it is not weird or anything here. Slap your dick to the table, just for the laughs. An icebreaker, you know.
Parent
A few 100 years ago, okay, but this is the 21st century now, uno.
Parent
It is a timeless classic.
Parent
we slap random people with our dicks

thats funnier
Parent
Not random, only buddies if they pass out.
Parent
no one ever uses that word, dont even know if its a real one...
Parent
half indians half santa claus
LOL
u as a swede, is it true ppl used to shot em?
Parent
yea, savage is one, he nearly got shot once
Parent
hahah i see the documentary on this guys :D it was in english but i still watchet it

I think not all of them are half indians, some have icemoped and some have reindeer.

Anybody here they have seen this IRL in forest/jungle?
i play alot of junglers, but they never spawn :S
Parent
-.- stop burn on me...i dno how you mean so just stop right on now moment
Parent
maybe later today, gotta go in couple of minutes :P

e: http://tinyurl.com/5rrw3qa
Parent
stop trying to justficate yourself about when u were getting boners over that paki molesting me
Parent
Ration is funneeeeeeeh
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