To drink, or not?
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9 Apr 2011, 01:04
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I have an ethical dilemma for the great minds of Crossfire.nu. I have, in my hands, a bottle of fine champagne, not belonging to me but to my housemate. Now, before you lay cry of theft and misgiving, hear my tale. The housemate in question agreed to live with us last year. We had, during that year, been stricken with a lack of housemates, and as a result had been forced to pay an increased rate of rent and utilities. The addition of a new house mate came as great relief to all.
Fast forward to this year, and after much stalling and promise of payment, the housemate in question has decided that she will not pay any contribution towards the bills, because she has spent most of the year living with her boyfriend.
I find this unnacceptable, but the housing contract does not state who should pay what contribution to the bills, only that ithey should be payed. Thus I have reasoned that the only sensible course of action is to consume the alcohol she has left with her unlocked room.
So, what say ye, lords of crossfire, drink or not?
Fast forward to this year, and after much stalling and promise of payment, the housemate in question has decided that she will not pay any contribution towards the bills, because she has spent most of the year living with her boyfriend.
I find this unnacceptable, but the housing contract does not state who should pay what contribution to the bills, only that ithey should be payed. Thus I have reasoned that the only sensible course of action is to consume the alcohol she has left with her unlocked room.
So, what say ye, lords of crossfire, drink or not?
Save it for another day. Thank me that day.
Doesn't matter if it's cheap or nasty - it's champagne and anyone in your company will enjoy the sentiment.
(Rhyme intended)
(Rhyme attempted, and failed.)
In any case, drink it, some people do not deserve a lot of respect.
Because of this I found that people were far less inclined to facebook rape/trash my room - it was just too easy. Sure I had the odd meatspin, but over the course of the year there were few shenanigans. On the flipside, my friends who kept their room under strict lock - if they ever forgot to lock their room then all hell was unleashed.
ofc u ill take pics and put them here.
i am waiting
Taking our advice, I picked up the champagne bottle from the floor and began jamming it into the girls anus. Her body jerked with deathly pleasure. I then switched to the boy, he too jerked. I swapped between the two for a good half an hour before I became bored, at which point I finished myself off and rubbed the fruit of my loins into both their faces. There was a ghostly silence at the end, as if a border to the other world had been crossed and I alone was the sole explorer.
I crumpled to the floor in exstacy, and sipped champange from the crevice of death.
On a sidenote : Just invite some girls over and say you have something to celebrate, get them drunk -> have fun
e: take the bottle, drink or not, up to you.
You deserve it !
and she prolly forgot about it
best is to decide yourself