To drink, or not?

I have an ethical dilemma for the great minds of Crossfire.nu. I have, in my hands, a bottle of fine champagne, not belonging to me but to my housemate. Now, before you lay cry of theft and misgiving, hear my tale. The housemate in question agreed to live with us last year. We had, during that year, been stricken with a lack of housemates, and as a result had been forced to pay an increased rate of rent and utilities. The addition of a new house mate came as great relief to all.

Fast forward to this year, and after much stalling and promise of payment, the housemate in question has decided that she will not pay any contribution towards the bills, because she has spent most of the year living with her boyfriend.

I find this unnacceptable, but the housing contract does not state who should pay what contribution to the bills, only that ithey should be payed. Thus I have reasoned that the only sensible course of action is to consume the alcohol she has left with her unlocked room.

So, what say ye, lords of crossfire, drink or not?

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I say take it but don't drink it now. Champagne is a fine drink, especially for a student such as yourself.

Save it for another day. Thank me that day.
It is fairly cheap and nasty champage. From what i can discern from google searching, the brand was invented by tescos.
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My parents gave me a £40 bottle of champagne for my secondary school prom. It tasted like SHIT.

Doesn't matter if it's cheap or nasty - it's champagne and anyone in your company will enjoy the sentiment.
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All champagne taste shitty to me. I'm not a refined man. That said, I think you're right, I should really keep it for a later date. I probably won't though.
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What's the name of the fine champagne?

(Rhyme intended)
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Charles Lafitte.

(Rhyme attempted, and failed.)
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Hit her with the bottle.
Drink it, after that, drink some other stuff, then when she gets home give her a piece of your mind ( in drunken rage modus ofcourse), and tomorrow you can use the"Oops I was wasted and dont remember a thing-excuse", but in the meantime she will have heard what you really think.
She will never come home: that's the reason I'm drinking her champagne!
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Figured that out myself, just thought that she would come home tonight because of the unlocked room, I assumed she was just out for a little while.

In any case, drink it, some people do not deserve a lot of respect.
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Nah, she rarely comes home, and her room is always unlocked. I just remember a fairly ridiculous outburst she had after one of her rare homecomings: she had the gall to complain about someone turning her laptop off, after it'd been left on in her room, unattended, for about a month.
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Your housemates are nice, image: if7lon is what happened when I left my laptop alone for a few hours
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Ha. We had to come to an agreement to stop raping each others computers. When you start coming back after being a few hundred metres down the road, just to check whether you left a facebook tab logged in, you need to come to an agreement!
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During freshers I adopted an open door policy. My room was always open. 24/7

Because of this I found that people were far less inclined to facebook rape/trash my room - it was just too easy. Sure I had the odd meatspin, but over the course of the year there were few shenanigans. On the flipside, my friends who kept their room under strict lock - if they ever forgot to lock their room then all hell was unleashed.
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Exactly. One of my housemates knows the others computer password. As a result, facebook rapes never occur. People are very reluctant to violate trust.
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She sounds like a moron
She wasn't until she met her current boyfriend. After that she turned into a completely bitch. Even the housemate who recommended her living with us has fallen out with her over her ridiculous behavior.
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what has her boyfriend done to change her that much?
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Just pour it up!
Wait until she has her bf with her in her room. silently go there and kill both. cut her bf penis and put it inside her mouth. drink a bit of the champagne. then put the rest in her ass. break the bottle and cut her belly. bring her stomach out and put his eyes on it. then cut their heads and put them in a school tree. the rest of the bodies will be used to have sex (death bodies are warm and good to have sex during 2 weaks.) in the end u will cook them and eat in a great dinner with your friends.
ofc u ill take pics and put them here.

i am waiting
In contrary to your advice, I decided to the following: Instead of silently killing them, I ran into their room wielding an axe and screaming loudly "I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE!". As the blood slowly trickled from their now crumbled and jagged scalps, I began masturbating vigorously. I rubbed my hands in their mangled corpses, making sure to to smear some of the exposed brains on my palms. The jelly like texture made an almost perfect lubricant. As the brain and blood mixed, I realised that there were more treasures to be unlocked in this scenario.

Taking our advice, I picked up the champagne bottle from the floor and began jamming it into the girls anus. Her body jerked with deathly pleasure. I then switched to the boy, he too jerked. I swapped between the two for a good half an hour before I became bored, at which point I finished myself off and rubbed the fruit of my loins into both their faces. There was a ghostly silence at the end, as if a border to the other world had been crossed and I alone was the sole explorer.

I crumpled to the floor in exstacy, and sipped champange from the crevice of death.
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sure you posted that somewhere before :)
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I did not such thing sir.
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Must of been something similar then :)
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I posted something about a dog called sheeba a long time ago. That's the only other truly disturbing thing I've posted to crossfire.
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foda-se que gajo doente
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foda-se que gato doente
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gato =/= gajo
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Google translate had me believe it would mean 'Fuck that cat sick.'
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fuck, what a sick dude :D
Parent
You really should start a writing career, most of your comments are freaking funny, I always enjoy them.


On a sidenote : Just invite some girls over and say you have something to celebrate, get them drunk -> have fun
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Breakfast might be awkward.
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Just watched american psycho, wouldnt strike me odd if you really were a psychopath, a killer more precisely as it's fairly obvious you're a psychopath at least!

e: take the bottle, drink or not, up to you.
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mate , drink it all ! :)
You deserve it !
lol troll uk people only drink gin lololololol
drink its fair

and she prolly forgot about it
+1 DRINK IT ALL!!
drink it all
shove the end of the bottle up her asshole and let her drink it the wrong way
I'd sell all her stuff, get a new housemate and laugh at her
Get your revange! Drink this bottle of champagne and post her pics on 4chan and crossfire.
Dont you have a contract with her? If yes, get it with force. If not, you idiot :D
if there's no contract, why not just take all the stuff and claim its yours?
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this story is so awesome, that I''m stunned :D

best is to decide yourself
Thanks for the invite...prick
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