Polish traditions

Need help on how to impress polish girls?

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Just say you got moneyz and they're all over you!
this works for whole world ;D
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only the third world :s
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u should get busted
Guys, this is serious shit.
Learn some polish phrases / words like Siema / jak sie masz and don't forget to say "swiecisz jak miliony monet", that should do the job. Otherwise you may buy polish vodka! :D
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They provide the vodka, I was wondering if I need a gift in return.
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I would if you really like her/them. Just be creative or atleast show good will, its not like they live in a completely different world. :p
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they do, believe me

they do
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+1

the world of woman beeings is still unpenetrable for us, man!
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supermuch agreed
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when you think it's going to work, they begin to ignore you. when you don't give a shit anymore, they start spamming you, when you got a girlfriend they all start to see someone hot in you and try to get you, and when they got you, they go and see someone else.
WOMAN = B U L L S H I T
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poor you, I didn't have any of those options.
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don't get it :p these are not options :p (they arn't related to me neither;)
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:DDDDDDDDDDDD

its not always like this ;)
Parent
well imo the most of them handle like this :p
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give them food
tell them ur not hacking
SAY 'KLEKAJ DO BATA'
buy them flowers,take them out to restaurant,make sure is not mc donalds , go out see a movie,take a walk in the park,invite them to a museum,and make sure u know something about that museum,take them on a trip around the most impressive places in that town,learn some polish poetry...is this enough?
Tell them you have a fresh supply of water
just say u don't give a fuck about anything
money, cars
say ur not busted on ET & they will melt for u
tell them u have a shower
no i specifically meant the shower, they dont have showers in poland.
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why not? :o
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u should ask polish people this question, cause frankly non-polish people dont know the answer.
Parent
but u know that they do not have showers. i ask u where u got this info from? if not from polish one?
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ive got my sources ;))))
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i hate that! :DDDDDDD
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ok ill let you in on a little secret, one of my sources is Netherlands MAJE5TY who moved to poland a year or 2 ago. hes gathering information about polish people for studies and he noticed that they dont have showers and thats why they stink.

i hope ive informed you enough!
Parent
thanks! tbh i work nearly polish border but never were in contact with THEm"" only the guy from where i got the petrol :)

thx for info boy!
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my information gathered on cf suggest that nl ppl dont have brain
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funny sir

not
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And we smoke that kushhh , yeahhhh
And we ball like swushhh yeahhh like swushhh
i actually shit in my pants at 3:22 xDDD
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You won't get girls if you keep doing that. :)
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im not sureeeeee u will ;)
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fact is:
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in my heart it is still paintdrop ;)
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haha :p from laughing ofc :p
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ignore em, works for me!
one stayed in my house last weekend, like any other girl you just be yourself and relaxed and all iz gut.
jnz uk hustla pimp
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