funny facebook statuses

So guys funniest facebook statuses you ever made up or read.

I read this one
I would slap you but then it would be considered animal abuse.
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Most of the facebook statuses are pain in the ass to read due to fact people try too fucking hard, it's more amusing to laugh at the people making "witty" statuses
I think he means that jokes / funny liners are usually unfunny if you can see straightly they have made them up for 5 minutes before hitting post-button. Mindflow-jokes are the best. :) Same applies everywhere imo.
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Maybe your friends are just lame.
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not sure what exactly you mean, but most statuses i wrote that people laughed at (in fact, i rarely write something serious, only random stuff that is supposed to cause a few laughs) are because the status is let's say in "context" because they know me and recent happenings between us, in the city, etc.. you'd find them incredibly unfunny and stupid if i translated some of them
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There's a difference between "inside humor", random funny shit and some random ass sad cunt who is giggling his guts out genuinely believing that the stuff he is spouting is funny despite the fact it isn't

This topic gets me worked up, rage
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what i meant to say covers inside jokes as well, but i primarily meant about stuff that people find funny because of the person who wrote it... dunno how to explain it, but sometimes even though you're a good friend with 2 persons for example, if one posts some random shit, you'll find it funny, but not if the other posts it
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Why is the word "write" underlined as incorrect?
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Dutch spelling checker's on I guess.
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cant wait until Willow Smith turns 16 so i don't feel embarrassed about wanking to her videos.

So hungover im wearing a Helmet.

I just sent an email to an government MP about a job interview and put a x at the end :S.
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