Zzzzzzzz!

by sock • 28 Nov 2006, 03:32 • Journals
Editorial writing mock tommorow, 3 hours of roasting to be had. Enjoy!

QuoteSo I was playing ET last night, there was this fucking polish guy, I fragged him a few times

Wait, wait, wait, you fragged him?

Yeah

What the fuck is that, some kind of gay sex code? You're not into webcams by any chance?

Fuck off, frag means, like kill, when you kill someone in the game it's called a frag.

And why do you not just say I killed him?

I dunno, maybe because we don't want to go around talking about how many people we killed last night?

Yeah right, like anyone even bothers to listen in on you and your nerdy friends talking about games.

Saying "I killed some polish guy 5 times last night" tends to get you noticed in certain social circles.

I wasn't aware you were even part of a social circle.

I'm talking to you aren't I?

Trust me, this isn't a circle, it's more like a malformed line, that goes absolutely no where, anyway, you "fragged" some polish guy?

Yeah, anyway, he starts whining about me warping, I mean, a polish guy talking to me about warping.

Yeah, that really is bad, almost as bad as that time I entered a conversation with YOU.

Fuck you man, you'd realise if you played the game.

If i ever play games as much as you, "frag" me.




I'm so tired man.

Yeah, me too, was up late with my girlfriend, she's having emotional problems or something. I'm pretty sure her family are in immediate danger.

I was up all night playing ET.

ET isn't a pet name for you cock is it? I mean, if it resembles et in any way you should really seek medical attention.

Nah man, it's a video game.

So you didn't sleep because of a video game?

Well yeah.

You're one sad mother fucker.

Fuck off man, it's a good game.

Yeah, well cola is a pretty fucking good drink, but I wouldn't stay up all night just to have another sip.

Whatever man, it's just something to pass the time.

Sleep passes the time pretty well for me.

You should try playing a game of ET man, you'd enjoy it.

Maybe, but I sure as fuck wouldn't enjoy looking like shit and being tired all the time. I guess that's more your thing.

Yeah, but I'm high skill so it doesn't matter.

You're "high skill"? What does that mean exactly, are you more employable now? Do women chase you down the street?

No but, I could get to play in the eurocup, or at a LAN.

And a LAN is?

Like a competition, teams meet up and play games vs one another in real life.

So they give you guns and just let you mow eachother down? Cool, if there's ever a local one let me know, mass nerd carnage has always been my thing.

There's prizes aswell, money, soundcards, cool stuff.

Yeah, you spend half your life sitting infront of a shitty pc, staring at virtual men shooting the shit out of eachother. And for the hours of hard work you put in, you get someting with an rrp of £50. Thanks, but I'd rather just stick to my £5 an hour job.

You don't enjoy your job though, If i make money from gaming I'm practically living the dream.

The dream of every basement ridden pokemon addict in the world, but not my fucking dream. Tell me, are there fast cars and fast women at these lans?

No but they have booth babes.

What are they.

Women who get paid to show you around the manufacturers booth's.

So nerd prostitutes. Like the regular kind, but they figure you'd be too embarrassed to actually have sex, so they let you jerk off in your hotel room for free.

Fuck you.
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moutoul 28 Nov 2006, 03:42
haha nicely entertaining and so true at some point :)
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 03:59
Glad atleast one person was entertained ;oD.
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 03:59
Suck my large throbbing penis, lol, k, no?
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:10
Lol! K, no?
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:12
Lol. K, no?
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:21
Lol k no?
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:22
I hope you didn't just get that one 0_o.
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evan 28 Nov 2006, 04:26
i think he did xD
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:27
It is a depressing world indeed.
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:24
I will accept your excuse!
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evan 28 Nov 2006, 04:25
ahha that was great man :D
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:29
Conversations with myself are so much more entertaining than those with so called "real" people. Apparently not quite as healthy for the mind though.
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:25
You sound as if you have a cunning plan.
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:28
Perhaps remain shoe'd at all times, or even move your head into a glass bubble - Like an astronaut. Oh what fun we could have frolocking amongst the moon dust.
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Nellie 28 Nov 2006, 04:38
ZzzZzzZ
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sock 28 Nov 2006, 04:41
Did my journal bore you profusely Mr Nellie, or entertain you into a euphoric slumber?
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Nellie 28 Nov 2006, 06:34
Eurphoric slumber
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Flugel 28 Nov 2006, 04:47
nice one :D
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Spirea 28 Nov 2006, 05:01
hehe, I liked this one :)

sock, you should amaze us with your puns more often
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HellKn1ght 28 Nov 2006, 06:52
Interesting. Especially for Germans atm. Our politicians want to ban "Killergames", because they make people run amok xDD
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Ronner 28 Nov 2006, 11:01
really? didn't know they had videogames about 60 to 70 years ago.
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Otternase 28 Nov 2006, 07:23
almighty sock is back wee <3 nice read :D
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Quiki 28 Nov 2006, 08:09
in rl dont even trye to talk to some "normal" ppl about games :) dont understand it.
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kijux 28 Nov 2006, 08:59
really nice. keep it up!
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rahula 28 Nov 2006, 09:38
Lovely read mightysock, quite the entertainment.
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fusen 28 Nov 2006, 10:17
yawn, this obviously is partially how you feel yet it's so ironic to read ;P
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Ronner 28 Nov 2006, 11:02
Hehe, this made my boring morning at the office :P
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Olly 28 Nov 2006, 11:22
lol, brilliant!
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steel 28 Nov 2006, 11:33
i lold more
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pe0p 28 Nov 2006, 13:12
its fun 2 read. But the fact that u are thinking like this is really troublesome :P
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