French lover

by LeFrancis • 16 May 2011, 16:10 • Journals
Hello dear CF friends,

Today, I've decided to share one of my cool story bro. This is my "cool story bro" #5

How I Met My Girlfriend

It was a nice summer night and I was rolling some nerds on ET with my bestest gaming friends from Europe#follow.et. When midnight came I had a phone call from one of my friend who asked me to join them "in da kclub". At first, I was looking for a random excuse but well... afterall I was kinda bored rolling so bad wnbmedskillers with my 100Hz random mouse. So, I decided to join them. There, I met an "over-freaking-mega cute" girl. I held her hand and went straight to the bar I ordered two bears and looked her in the eyes. Then I said :

Quote by LeFrancisIf one second would mean "I love you" then I'll offer you the time I spent practicing hard on ET


Well, you guys know what happened then eheheheheh Great success is great.

I hope you guys liked my "real life" advice and will try it out as soon as you get out of your gayming basement.


image: 15

Friendly yours,

MarseilleLeFrancis - Le french lover
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Niki0o 16 May 2011, 17:11
nice story
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garin 16 May 2011, 17:13
epic chat up line, gonna use
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Xentium 16 May 2011, 17:15
tu m'as régalééééé là :{D
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denuo 16 May 2011, 17:15
cool story bro
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ShanKs 16 May 2011, 17:16
real pics or never happened
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 17:17
ye, u had to pay for ur and her beer
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 17:21
Have you ever heard of gallantry????? Jesus Christ...
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 17:24
Lemme tell you a story, i go for a drink with a girl, the check comes, i pay for myself, and she doesnt know what to do.
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 17:26
It can explain why you're still single.
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 18:03
no, it explains why u never had a gf
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 18:04
worst comeback ever
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 18:23
thats what i say to my ex's
"Hey sea-real, im not worthy of ur song, i need to give it back to you,when can we meet"
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 18:24
your exs call you by your nickname ahahahhahahaahh so lame
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 18:35
thats not my nickname, thats my ingame name.
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 18:36
Makes it even worse
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 18:43
ofc,naturlich, but she doesnt know my ingame name, nor my ingame sens.
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Niki0o 16 May 2011, 17:23
You must be poor
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 17:25
and u must be niki
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kartez 16 May 2011, 17:26
hes le gentleman, not a fucktard
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DeactSeareal 16 May 2011, 18:02
gentleman for paying for her drink?
so she showed her that she cant pay her own drink, making her feel like he is better then her. gentleman makes a women feel unique and respected, not like crap.
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kartez 17 May 2011, 00:16
as i said, fucktard
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zaNc 16 May 2011, 18:06
whats gaming?
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 18:20
YOU DUNNO WHAT GAYMING IS?????
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zaNc 16 May 2011, 18:22
i know gaymind, but not gaming :D
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Cstm 16 May 2011, 18:18
brb writing down
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unforgiven 16 May 2011, 18:19
not regarding your post,but this concept of real life used here i think is lil bit wrong.no matter that u shit,fuck some girl or play games u do it in this life and not in other.what s real in this life is the things u enjoy doing it and give u satisfaction.playing video games might not be same like fucking a pussy but is part of life.and life is real.
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 18:20
Lol philosophy on teh interwebz
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unforgiven 16 May 2011, 18:49
yet u talk about it in all your journals.
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FoaMeA 16 May 2011, 18:26
You ordered two bears. How much did you pay for those bears?
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 18:27
5€ max
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FoaMeA 16 May 2011, 18:29
They grow bears in the bar?
So you went to the zoo... :D
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 18:32
CF community commonly calls bear beer and beer bear. You know what I mean?
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Suyodhana 17 May 2011, 04:19
Why the fuck would people grow bears on a tree?
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Kraguesh 16 May 2011, 18:35
Trololololololo :{p
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Basty 16 May 2011, 18:53
i liked the story !
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nebu 16 May 2011, 18:59
QuoteI held her hand and went straight to the bar I ordered two bears
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 20:02
what's wrong here? :/
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nebu 16 May 2011, 20:47
image: 7451258398591__beer
image: 20060412-7108%20Grizzly%20bear
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LeFrancis 16 May 2011, 20:50
Quote by LeFrancis LeFrancis on 16/05/11, 18:32:46 Del | Edit | Reply

CF community commonly calls bear beer and beer bear. You know what I mean?
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DeactSeareal 17 May 2011, 00:44
hahah one of the best comments on cf

made me lol & fart thnx
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