all you donkeys

by VilleYkskyla • 18 May 2011, 21:19 • Journals
Please , all you donkeys, who can't play poker eat shit and die.
I rest my case...
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ipod 18 May 2011, 22:20
:DDDDDDD
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mant 18 May 2011, 22:20
i agree, go fuck yourself ppl who call a 3-bet with A2 offsuit and then a big re-raise @flop when an ace is there thinking they are ahead and then sucking out GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOTS
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Thomm 18 May 2011, 22:26
And you whine about playing with that kinda players? Not winning from then? Learn to play.
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mant 18 May 2011, 22:29
what can i do if he runs so good, you should have fucking seen it, flopping straights with 10 7 vs KK (after calling KK-s allin:D), it's fucking impossible, at first we were like yeah, we have a nice fish at the table, but after he sucked out like 5 big pots, it's fucking irritating :D
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fritsie 18 May 2011, 22:45
stop playing poker online...
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mant 18 May 2011, 22:49
i don't play online
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Vanhaomena 18 May 2011, 23:00
If you did, perhaps you wouldn't be so upset about 5 big pots (I assume you lost less than 1000bb in them alltogether), since you'd come across way more hands per hour.
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paRa 18 May 2011, 22:21
HU4ROLLZ?
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kevlar 18 May 2011, 22:21
i can play poker. can i not eat shit and live?
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VilleYkskyla 18 May 2011, 22:23
You can eat the loch ness monster.
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Nub 18 May 2011, 22:26
hm wat , new xfirs 2?
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Artstar 18 May 2011, 22:27
at least you decided to change the fake pocals from:

#1 cdc1
#1 cdc2
#1 cdc3
#1 cdc4
#1 cdc5

8D

I GUESS YOU AREN'T _COMPLETELY_ BRAINDEAD
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VilleYkskyla 18 May 2011, 22:28
Wanna fuck a cow?
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Jonasty 18 May 2011, 22:28
U going to PHX lan?
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Artstar 18 May 2011, 22:28
no, why?
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Jonasty 18 May 2011, 22:29
damn
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Artstar 18 May 2011, 22:31
Quotewhy
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Jonasty 18 May 2011, 22:32
CUZ I ASKED BAPTISTEM8 TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Artstar 18 May 2011, 22:36
#1 baptiste'm8' would not punch me in the face :) was mates with him while you were playing age of empires on inetless laptop :)
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Jonasty 18 May 2011, 22:40
image: proofss

yes
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Artstar 19 May 2011, 00:13
we are talking almost everyday that he is online :) he also knows that I'm not attending any LANs, since he already asked me to make a team with him.
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ETNiES 19 May 2011, 01:06
love how you cover up your own face :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Jonasty 19 May 2011, 16:19
If I wouldn't we would get comments about it anyways so I just hid them :PPPp
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Jonasty 18 May 2011, 22:32
cu
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Artstar 18 May 2011, 22:37
#2 i am not going to this lan and you wouldn't leave your bedroom if someone paid you
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ipod 18 May 2011, 22:38
Let's make love.
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mini 18 May 2011, 22:31
i was shortstack in live game and decided to push all in, i got called with 5 9 suited and he flopped a flush
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Vanhaomena 18 May 2011, 22:40
Bulgaria EMOP Bulgaria is going to get rolled by skilled two weeks from now.

image: bpv2c8db2xrmek0yv
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denuo 18 May 2011, 23:02
i dont get it skinhead bro
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Vanhaomena 18 May 2011, 23:03
Non-PLO players unfortunately have no way to get it.
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denuo 18 May 2011, 23:07
u mean non polaks? 14/88
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x3NJa 18 May 2011, 22:40
i approve
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Snatix 19 May 2011, 00:04
for some reasons i'm terrible online, and quite decent in real life lol
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ETNiES 19 May 2011, 01:07
cause people actually play properly in real life, and dont go all in on every single bet
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miNd 19 May 2011, 01:11
loL.

Other way around.
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ETNiES 19 May 2011, 01:19
Maybe you just have retard friends who dunno how to play

NAITE
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miNd 19 May 2011, 01:22
u obviously dont have any clue about poker or how it works :()
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Vanhaomena 19 May 2011, 11:10
Tää tyyppi vertaa mikrotason kotipelejä netin freerolleihin.

Ei kukaa järjissään oleva voi väittää netin midsteiksejä pehmeemmiks ku jotai kasinodonkfestejä...
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miNd 19 May 2011, 11:45
No siis perus "pelasin kotona kamujen kans i know how to poker" lol.
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ETNiES 19 May 2011, 17:26
everyone goes all in on freerolls loses, then reclaim more chips its boring, and I wouldn't play for money online so I don't no anything about that nor did I claim to so I don't need half a brain to work anything out..

In real life it's more fun.
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Vanhaomena 19 May 2011, 18:51
If you meant that you prefer live poker to online play money poker, you should've said so. Disagreeing with that would be hard, since playing poker for no money is the least I can imagine.

What you ended up saying was a completely baseless and false claim that the level of play is higher in live games. If it was true, then papii should do better online than live since he'd be playing against weaker players. It's exactly the opposite like miNd pointed out and he was of course assuming that we're talking about playing for meaningful stakes
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ETNiES 19 May 2011, 20:04
He assumed that's what I meant, and you replied to that, so his mistake not yours or mine.
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felipeee 19 May 2011, 02:54
You're the fuckin donkey, Now get the fuck out!
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