i had sex with a lesbian

by 5H1V4 • 21 May 2011, 00:46 • Journals
some weeks ago i had sex with a girl that were all the fucking time rubbing in my leg.. she just ignored my 24 cm taut penis

in the end she said that i have a lot of hair :|

did it ever happened to you? :s

i think she's playing in the wrong league image: icon_lol
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Specula 21 May 2011, 01:47
omg :D thats funny
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Pepper 21 May 2011, 01:49
and then you woke up kid
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5H1V4 21 May 2011, 01:52
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Levin 21 May 2011, 01:53
i wont gief u correct img tags
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Pepper 21 May 2011, 13:40
Sorry but I don't expect sex from the internet, fat poor kid dreaming about lesbians :D
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5H1V4 21 May 2011, 14:10
1st i am not fat
2nd i am not poor
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Levin 21 May 2011, 01:49
so you had sex, great achievement, I'm pretty sure no one ever went that far..

also sex with lesbians always ends up in a threesome with your best friend who wants to fuck you in the ass
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Nonix 21 May 2011, 01:51
nice one >D
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envyy 21 May 2011, 02:06
or she realised you a jerk and didnt have the heart to give you some kind of "ego" by saying too big
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Panda 21 May 2011, 02:06
No, had 3-way fun with 2 old friends. Think they're lesbians now though but nP converting these species :ppPp
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5H1V4 21 May 2011, 02:09
ehehe so did they act weird?
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Panda 21 May 2011, 02:18
Was pretty normal, were some mongoloid 'bi' people, pretty open and I just couldn't say no to them so :p

The fun you have as a teenager eh?!
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5H1V4 21 May 2011, 02:20
yea but shes 22 :P
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hattivatti 21 May 2011, 02:37
Dude. My childhood.
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nestoo 21 May 2011, 02:07
and then you woke up kid
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Hope 21 May 2011, 02:21
Then she slapped you with her cock.
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an1mal 21 May 2011, 02:32
big deal?
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Allutje 21 May 2011, 02:37
or maybe she had STD's and was doing u a favour!!
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Wakizashiuk 21 May 2011, 02:43
Has anyone actually had a threesome? Are they over rated or as good as i'd like to think! :)
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ETNiES 21 May 2011, 03:28
had 2 devils 3somes, never again EVER.
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SsAP 21 May 2011, 10:42
what would YOU get out of a threesome anyway?!(assuming you do not like getting it in the ass) -.-
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Wakizashiuk 21 May 2011, 12:56
lol what!? :D
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SsAP 21 May 2011, 12:58
you only got one dick you can put in one hole, so whats the point then anyway? ;)
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Wakizashiuk 21 May 2011, 13:00
Why would i get done up the bum tho? :D
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SsAP 21 May 2011, 13:12
since you can only do one girl at a time but YOU want to have a threesome... :P
(not many places left of your body where you might get a nice feeling from ^^)
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Wakizashiuk 21 May 2011, 14:22
Ahaha SSAP likes it up the bum!!! :DDDD
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SsAP 21 May 2011, 14:45
one MIGHT like it, i never tried it, so can't say, no, just saying from a biological point of view there are not many spots you as a man can feel 'pleasure' so its not me liking it up the bum, but you asking others if getting it up the bum is any good, since you want to give it a try, or does this even mean that you were posting this because you're already looking for 'someone'? xD
(no definitely not interested^^)
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quebratolas 21 May 2011, 03:14
if she complained, it means ur giant dick is not doing its homework and its not performing minimally well
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Flaaaashy 21 May 2011, 04:32
crossfire dude, crossfire :)
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applesauce 21 May 2011, 07:37
then its not a lesbian, but a bisexual
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over9000 21 May 2011, 09:52
image: 3938166DAD8860B9F9CE50C4A729A9

sadpanda :<
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