How to eat a Banaan

Steps:

1) When shopping for bananas, avoid mistaking them for plantains. A plantain is a fruit that looks somewhat like a banana, but is very firm and starchy like a potato when unripe and mushy and somewhat sweet when it finally ripens. Plantains are not for eating raw but for cooking. (One of the many ways is to fry them.) Commercial plantains are generally larger, firmer, and colored darker and less evenly than bananas.

Normal bananas:
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Plantain bananas:
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Not all bananas are long and yellow. Some are small, wide, or even different-colored. Red bananas are smaller, softer, and sweeter than common Cavendish bananas, with a slight raspberry flavor. Look for exotic bananas at ethnic grocers from tropical countries. Ask whether they're for eating or cooking, and how to tell when they're ripe. Slight softening is generally a good sign.

2) Check that your banana is ripe Look for a banana that is yellow in color and lightly speckled with small brown or black speckles. Some people prefer the firmer yellow-all-over stage; some prefer the softer, sweeter, stronger-flavored yellow-and-brownish stage. Large brown spots indicate an over-ripe, mushy or even fermented banana. Use it for banana bread. Green bananas usually need more time to ripen. You can ripen raw bananas and other fruits more quickly by keeping them warm and confined together so that the ethylene gas each produces is retained and tells its neighbors to ripen more quickly as well. Don't seal everything tightly: a paper bag is often recommended to retain much of the ethylene but keep water from building up and rotting the fruit.


-If you refrigerate a banana, the outside will quickly turn brown but it will stop ripening and deteriorate much more slowly than it would at room temperature. So refrigerate a banana only when it is about ripe, and eat it within a few days.

refridgeiated banana:
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3) Peel the banana. Some people prefer to peel the entire thing and then eat it, while others peel as they go. There's more than one way to skin a banana:

Most people peel from the stem end. Firmly bend the stalk back at the end of the fruit, and pull backwards and down against the fruit. The lengthwise fibers in the rind will hold a strip together to pull off. Pull the rest of the skin off in similar strips (two is common).

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A banana pealed from blossom to end:
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One piece banana peal:
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4) Remove the "banana strings" as you go. (The fibrous bits that run the length of the banana between the edible part and the peel.)

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5) Get rid of the skin. Put it in the trash, use it, or toss it somewhere inconspicuous outdoors to decompose.

a woman throwing the banana peal in the bin:
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Someone could slip over your banana peal:
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Cow eating banana leafs:
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WARNINGS:


* Bananas go bad if kept out too long. However, if the smooth whiteness is spoiled by a little bad spot, you don't need to throw the banana away -- just carve that nasty bit out with a knife.
* Bloating, stomach upset or gassy sensations after eating a banana can be due to an allergic reaction. Fruit in general causes some gas in the body naturally and is usually harmless. If concerned, talk to a nutritionist, hlistic practitioner or a doctor.
* Bananas emit a enzyme called ethylene which causes fruit and flower ripening. So don't put your bananas next to your flowering plants or cut flowers or they will wilt fast.
* If you eat your bananas fast you might get a stomach ache and throw up.
Comments
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Thank you :)
to long didn't banana
yeah for the mentally disabled it can look really much to read
Parent
it doesn't look like that
Parent
it CAN look like that
Parent
maybe on 11" screen
Parent
inb4 weird comment spree that prolly goes sumthin like this

loekino: hey robaciek, still didnt went to the dentist?
roba: YEAH IM UGY I MAKE MIRROR BREAK :DD YEAHHh yeah
loekino: okidoki
roba: WHAT? I TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A HORSE YEAH? :D
loekino: the chair has four legs
roba: OMG NO GURL WANNA TOUCH ME
roba: IM A SEAGUL
Parent
I like my bananas green
incorrect.
Parent
This helped me alot, thanks :)
be sure to read the warnings
Parent
quality journal.
are you fucking kidding me
http://www.wikihow.com/Eat-a-Banana

Loekino removed his comment so noone would see this link

props to MarseilleLeFrancis
nah i did cause i was right you would ruin my journal with random shiznit, i didnt mind that people knew that but it would spoil the fun abit.

and now i remember why i kinda stopped using crossfire, cause mad nerds keep ruining the fun :(
Parent
stop reposting your comments
Parent
hey dont be mad @ le sherlock :/
Parent
that was not sherlocked lol
Parent
i don't like bananananas :(
the only good bananas
Parent
never make eye contact when your eating a banana ..
ive been pealing my banans like a monkey for a while now
its way better
Misspelled "peel" probably over 9000 times.
banana split
the fuck is this shit?!
69) You will have to take a lame color-blindness test if you color a banana red in preschool, even if you explain that some bananas are indeed red.

image: Bananer

PS: They taste better than yellow bananas.

666) Presenting someone else's text as your own is lame and dishonest.
never claimed it to be my own tekst
Parent
they look like fake wooden red bananas to me tho
Parent
should i eat the banaan step by step or suck on it until its gone??
Netherlandsbanaan <3
thank you loekino
dont eat me
thanks i will stop giving these things to people as flowers and start eating them
Thanks for the vid, it rly will change my way of banana-eating.
gl Netherlandsbanaan
nice, lovely read
I did read all because I love bananas, yay (:
team banana
nice copy paste!
enzyme called ethylene

its not an enzyme its a hormone that does that shit, silly
ethylene cant be an enzyme anyway :3 xd
Parent
you're just repeating what im saying -.- in a sort of way :D
Parent
no im supporting you, but its a bit different tho :D
Parent
as long as you're on my side :D
Parent
nice vid :p
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