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once upon a time there was a young boy named duke nukem. he lived on a farm with his two fathers and a herd of goats. duke always had a thing for goats until one ate him.
THE END

once upon a time there was a young boy named duke nukem. he lived on a farm with his two fathers and a herd of goats. duke always had a thing for goats, so he fucked one and got arrested.
THE END

once upon a time there was a young boy named duke nukem. he lived on a farm with his two fathers and a herd of goats. duke always had a thing for goats so he let them suck on his balls while yelling 'BALLS OF STEEL'
THE END

damn that skank looks damn familiar

once upon a time there was a young boy named duke nukem. he lived on a farm with his two fathers and a herd of goats. duke always had a thing for goats so he fucked one. he now goes by the name ant1y.
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once upon a time there was a young boy named duke nukem. he lived on a farm with his two fathers and a herd of goats. duke always had a thing for goats...
but he studied english at university. one day on english class they were doing some stupid 2easy tasks as usual and he was annoyed with the teacher's stupidity as usual. she had given the task and asked: "everybody knows what they need to do?". he said to the friend sitting next to him in some semi - loud voice: "who gives a fucking shit about ur task (on english ofc). she obviously heard him and kicked him out of the classroom, saying "no decency at all", "ur parents must be proud" etc. ofc he didn't care cause she an insane complexed bitch and well, he has a thing for goats.
THE END

once upon a time there was a young boy named duke nukem. he lived on a farm with his two fathers and a herd of goats. duke always had a thing for goats, so he fucked one and got arrested. how ever duke said: "u won't catch me alive". while he was driving in the police car he crashed the door and jumped over the bride deep down into the jungle and lost consciousness. after some time he woke up in a hut with a massive boner surrounded by the Amazons...