journal to Scarzy

Dear Scarzy.


with ur sexy[/u] looks i'd suggest you wear gucci, prada and motherfucking GUESS! clothes!!!!!

because wearing converse is meh.

you will get moar chicks than usual (proven), cuz bitches like dat shit yo


oh and get ed hardy these or smth like them:

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LIKE JERSEY SHORE, BOOOOOY.


duNzy clothes expert (LOL FLAME INCOMIN G:D:D:DSADA) reporting in.
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fully agree with u dunzy :)
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GTL LOL ROFL
Isn't this guy Ezra playing in Pretty Little Liars?


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Scarzy is too cute to pull of the masculine mans look :)
Dear Dunz The Man,

I am happy to be addressed personally in a journal format like this, as I sit here topless, ready to take a shit and shower, I cannot help weep tears of joy as I remember thinking you were an absolutely cretin until I played with you in ahead, back in 2008/9. Since then, our relationship has come along way, and although there are numerous hints for you to turn it into something more, I like the respect you show me when I told you I just want to be friends, for now at least.

I am also pleased that you, Dunz The Man, has recommended me attire, because you dress very well and I appreciate this. The main issue with such brands are the expense of them. I am still a student and having just turned 18, I can get away with converse. Eventually my wardrobe will become vast beyond belief, and we can urinate in there after coming home from the club, before retiring to a bed with a successful 'back frm da culb' journal to prove our night of mischief. Until that time, however, I will have to stick to my current limited budget due to the fact that im traveling with friends for 4 weeks and its costing a large sum of money.

Kind regards,

Tristan 'Scarzy' Watson

PS: I attached a picture of me with a good friend of mine, I hope you can appreciate it and we may send you a signed copy at a later date.

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You look like an English Wesbo in that photo.
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well he is gay
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Mascarzy Culkin
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I'm not sure who said it but I remember someone posting "Every second guy looks like Wesbo".
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not rly

scarzy looks a bit nerdy and wesbo much more cultivated
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Dont understand your aesthetic hate towards me.
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first time i write something negative against you tbh
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i love you.
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are those chicken strips?? man u crazy
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haha, that is potato salad and pasta! J was yet to get to the chicken.
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Actually he's a hipster so most of the chicks he's going for probably don't dig "dat shit".
ed hardy is shit
Wearing Ed Hardy is like an open invitation to be punched in the face for being a douchebag.
get muscles
You haven't seen him naked have you?
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