when you have 0 money

by duNzy • 13 Jun 2011, 15:37 • Journals
i mean just 0, yes i know some of you work, but currently i have no work and im a poor student finishing mah college.

so what do you do? i don't say u need the money, but still for random stuff like a pack of cigs chewing gum energy drinks, bears in evening etc

HOW TO GET MONEY BY NOT WORKING LOL?

mom can i haz 10 eur? nah

suggestions? :-D

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jezix 13 Jun 2011, 16:39
The streets are calling.
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huggoo 13 Jun 2011, 16:39
sell your body
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kaze 13 Jun 2011, 16:39
prostitution
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noodle 13 Jun 2011, 16:39
it begins with s and ends in uck dick
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carlito 13 Jun 2011, 16:40
i can paypal u some dunzm8 :)
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slajdan 13 Jun 2011, 16:41
15k dollars brink champinionship
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envyy 13 Jun 2011, 16:41
go down the block and ask some 14 yo kids if they would like to buy some beer / vodka, then u hustle em and go buy your own beer / vodka
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HugTheSub 13 Jun 2011, 16:46
same works for underaged tourists and coffeeshops but you get more money out of it.
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maza 13 Jun 2011, 16:42
zotacs => 400e/month
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Nub 13 Jun 2011, 16:44
card game freerolls
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duNzy 13 Jun 2011, 16:46
2bad pokers disabled in Estonia i'd try to hustle my way in freerolls :-D
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Nub 13 Jun 2011, 16:47
olympic online ?
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duNzy 13 Jun 2011, 16:49
21 y/o
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mini 13 Jun 2011, 16:53
Age: 21 ( 2 June 1990 )

pokerstars isn't also disabled
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duNzy 13 Jun 2011, 16:55
i



LIED

thanks for pokerstars :O)
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FeedMe 13 Jun 2011, 16:53
it took me like a month of daily freerolls to get 30$ out of those :x not worth the time if u need $$$ badly :D

on topic, sell sperm.
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infect 13 Jun 2011, 17:13
you dont get money in Estonia afaik. For blood I am certain that you dont get any money.

I am a donor myself :)
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revee 13 Jun 2011, 17:17
so why would you donate blood if u dont get any money out of it? :O
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Vanhaomena 13 Jun 2011, 17:17
You get good karma
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huumeantti 13 Jun 2011, 17:22
We get a meal for it in Slovenia, could be the same in Estonia, I don't know.
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darthmob 13 Jun 2011, 18:39
Because it is a decent thing to do and it helps people? Geesh man. One day you might need it.
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infect 13 Jun 2011, 19:36
nice troll attempt.
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ub1quitous 13 Jun 2011, 17:24
*WATCH OUT I INLCUDED MY REFERRAL CODE* ACHTUNG!

there are sites that give you 50$ free http://nl.pokerstrategy.com/uDDUEI

"I have included my referral code in my link. I will get a bonus if you register through it."
"I have included my referral code in my link. I will get a bonus if you register through it."
"I have included my referral code in my link. I will get a bonus if you register through it."
"I have included my referral code in my link. I will get a bonus if you register through it."
"I have included my referral code in my link. I will get a bonus if you register through it."
"I have included my referral code in my link. I will get a bonus if you register through it."


WATCH OUT I INLCUDED IT!
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Vanhaomena 13 Jun 2011, 17:32
"I have included my referral code in my link. I will get a bonus if you register through it."

Mention this next time. It's only fair.
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FeedMe 13 Jun 2011, 17:40
congratz on nice cash at EMOP btw
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ub1quitous 13 Jun 2011, 17:49
:) didnt mean to be mean though
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duNzy 13 Jun 2011, 17:41
i've done that few years ago, got from 50 to 80$ in few hours, and after that lost everything in 5 hours felt bad man


now they won't gief me moneys dunno why, i even send them a shitload of fake IDs to prove that im 21 y/o xD, first time it worked but hey
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ub1quitous 13 Jun 2011, 17:50
idk they are selective, they gave me like over 240 already :)
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duNzy 13 Jun 2011, 18:10
but have you sent picture of ID or how you do it? ;l
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ub1quitous 13 Jun 2011, 19:19
no just one account, ah yes i sent in my 18+ ID, but they keep on giving me cash
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Deactivated6678 13 Jun 2011, 16:45
Crime is di answer
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nicon 13 Jun 2011, 16:46
sperm donation
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k1kzzzzz 13 Jun 2011, 16:48
rob a bank
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lettu 13 Jun 2011, 16:49
get that work.
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Fizmo 13 Jun 2011, 16:51
Eat 10 meals, shit as much as possible and sell the manure to a nearby farm.
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rbnt 13 Jun 2011, 22:07
the money thatd take u to buy the food wont be less than what u'd get paid for it at the farm i dont think
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Fizmo 13 Jun 2011, 22:37
no shit -,-
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Nkd 13 Jun 2011, 16:51
sell your pc
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Gabt 13 Jun 2011, 16:51
You can make money from anything. Even shit. People shit, someone has to dispose of that shit! use your head, money is easy.
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huumeantti 13 Jun 2011, 16:52
steal, or deal
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mini 13 Jun 2011, 16:54
offer to buy alc for kids for a cut or borrow from m8s
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Sigur 13 Jun 2011, 16:58
mmm i like bears in the evening
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Domi 13 Jun 2011, 16:59
Quotebears
in the evening are expensive yes.
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FLExican 13 Jun 2011, 17:04
sell ur pc
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tacocat 13 Jun 2011, 17:05
donate blood. x)
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DeMeNtEd 13 Jun 2011, 17:05
i hear whoring pays well
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ironic 13 Jun 2011, 17:06
shake that ass
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HIZAKO 13 Jun 2011, 17:08
I heard selling some parts of your body gets pretty well paid.
Or donate some sperm, much moneyz for an orgasm if u ask me.
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vyper 13 Jun 2011, 17:11
fucking grannies in the retirement home for 5 euros

image: happy%20old%20lady
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bAnga 13 Jun 2011, 17:14
Blood donation.
Sperm donation is cool also but you will have a child(ren) so.
But what i do is Blood!
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miNd 13 Jun 2011, 17:15
sell sperm
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pupupup 13 Jun 2011, 17:34
Stop drinking energy drinks, they cost too much
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k1pa 13 Jun 2011, 17:44
never had that problem
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pumu 13 Jun 2011, 17:52
sell smth
laptop or other shit
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Limbonic 13 Jun 2011, 17:55
charge for QL duels!
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zaNc 13 Jun 2011, 18:06
sperm/blood donating
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INSTi 13 Jun 2011, 18:13
deal with it
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NoXi0us 13 Jun 2011, 18:13
hack pokerstars accounts
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 18:33
Get a job you hippie.
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duNzy 13 Jun 2011, 19:00
jobs are for the weak


hows ur poker ownage
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 19:33
Cba to play, just occasionally with buddies.
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PHOTO 13 Jun 2011, 18:41
suck zwervers their pen15
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Cardo 13 Jun 2011, 18:58
rob some bitchass niggah
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Severus 13 Jun 2011, 19:00
yes, I'm a croatian student and I'm mostly broke, hungry, tired or horny. but I'm happy
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ETNiES 13 Jun 2011, 19:41
Go on the dole!
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walle 13 Jun 2011, 20:27
ask a friend to give u some

and if u dont have friends, kill yourself
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slotu 13 Jun 2011, 21:15
sell some copper things like cables u will get +/- 4 euro for kg :d
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Fizmo 13 Jun 2011, 22:42
They should have enough of that over there, they stole enough of that stuff here. We got nothing left.
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Rapt6rr 14 Jun 2011, 15:40
Getting a small job isn't as bad as it sounds.
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