For ever alone!

by bAnga • 13 Jun 2011, 22:13 • Journals
I am gonna make you guys happy today!

I am 20 years old!.
I never had a girlfriend, never touched one, never kissed one, never fucked one!.
Still a virgin!

I am for ever alone!
I am fat!
Over weighted!

And my life is Playing 24/7 ET.

image: qkxj25k9

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bLizzi 13 Jun 2011, 23:14
no shit ! first @ bAnga's journal

yay !!
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:15
What's wrong in being a virgin? Pre-marital sex leads to hell anyway.
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bAnga 13 Jun 2011, 23:16
I love you! really i do, i got no body! no friends no one!
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Spero 13 Jun 2011, 23:16
damm christians ruin everything with their made up hell :{D
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:19
Made up in my ass, we'll see someday... And I shall be sitting up at a cloud, playing a harp and singing.
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hayzee 13 Jun 2011, 23:22
u will be Sona in heaven?

:XDDD
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:22
What is this "sona"?
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bLizzi 13 Jun 2011, 23:23
League of Legends fairy
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:24
Oh god... I can tolerate calling me a fag / jesus-hippie / what ever, but don't ever mix me up with that kinda shit :D
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duNzy 14 Jun 2011, 00:30
jesus-hippie faggot
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Spero 13 Jun 2011, 23:25
Dude the bible is a bunch of lies its a childrens book. During the period of jesus the romans had their own gods who is to say those arn't the right ones. All wars existed because of wars against Roman gods, Islamitic gods, Greek gods etc etc. The genisis was writen by 4 priests who had visions. THATS RIGHT THE GENISIS WAS WRITEN AFTER THE BIBLE thank you my point is proven.
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:26
Oh please, enough with that, I can already feel the anger of god here. Stop being an idiot.
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bAnga 13 Jun 2011, 23:35
Stop typing to them and listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq-TDm17oZc
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:36
Can't. Too busy listening some spiritual music, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7rpoZE8X8Y
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bAnga 13 Jun 2011, 23:37
To ugly.
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:39
Stop being gay and watcing music-videos because of the looks of the artists.
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bAnga 13 Jun 2011, 23:40
No i love house music! if i watch a music video then it has to be girls in it so.
Thats why this: I never had a girlfriend, never touched one, never kissed one, never fucked one!.
Still a virgin!

You know? i love trolling people here they are to nerdy.
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:41
Mine started to heep away few minutes ago, apparently they went to sleep. Well, better luck tomorrow :/
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bAnga 13 Jun 2011, 23:43
hahahahaha <3333333
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bLizzi 13 Jun 2011, 23:55
cool music , love it xD
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bAnga 14 Jun 2011, 00:14
hehehehe :p
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chelmianin 13 Jun 2011, 23:32
that's awesome excuse! 2bad I'm an ignostic :P
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Thomm 13 Jun 2011, 23:34
It's never too late to convert.
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huumeantti 13 Jun 2011, 23:26
I never had a girlfriend, never touched one, never kissed one, never fucked one!.


It's perfectly logical that if you haven't had something, then it's impossible for you to have ever touched, kissed or fucked it.
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chelmianin 13 Jun 2011, 23:35
I guess by "girlfriend" he meant being in a relationship, you don't need to be in a relationship to touch, kiss or fuck :P
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huumeantti 13 Jun 2011, 23:38
I know what he meant, I'm just using his errors to look stupid.
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Aggro 13 Jun 2011, 23:26
what about the Sex Dice,your playing with your dog ?
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HIZAKO 13 Jun 2011, 23:35
ok,
now die.
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bAnga 13 Jun 2011, 23:39
I am waiting for that big day for like 20 FUCKING YEARS but nothing is happening!
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bLizzi 13 Jun 2011, 23:53
u will get LINSDAY LOHANN <33333333333333333
: )
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bAnga 14 Jun 2011, 00:14
LINDSAY LOHAN IS HOT!
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mant 13 Jun 2011, 23:52
well seems that awesome dice you have are wasted money :f
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dinev 14 Jun 2011, 00:01
your life sounds good to me
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kreatiir 14 Jun 2011, 00:15
eating shit
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bloxie 14 Jun 2011, 00:20
first i was like, ye this could be a troll, then i read the name and i was like.. ye this is the truth
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bAnga 14 Jun 2011, 00:31
Owkeeeeeeeeeey.
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ranjaa 14 Jun 2011, 00:49
attentionwhore <3
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GuuRu 14 Jun 2011, 07:15
just stop spending money on your hardware..go to club, be happy :)!
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EdZz 14 Jun 2011, 10:34
ye, go to club take some pils and try to fuck all girls :D
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