A rly serious problem

by infernal • 22 Jun 2011, 09:41 • Journals
Yo, I need to take a shit. A rly big one. The problem is that my sister and her girlfriends are close by, studying or something. The bigger problem is, that it will smell terrible,rly terrible. Because I ate something bad :). And I feel kinda emberassed, why cant I just take a shit freely? I can't do it like this, but im about to explode. What to do? Help?

#exitium.et
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Thomm 22 Jun 2011, 10:43
Just be a man and do it. Light a match afterwards if you dare. Besides, I heard that girls take a dump too. Not sure about that though.
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infernal 22 Jun 2011, 10:44
I don't like the thought of girls taking a shit
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HansoO 22 Jun 2011, 10:56
just do it away from them then
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Deactivated6944 22 Jun 2011, 10:45
go outside in bushes
or keep window open after taking a dump

OR if u shit in toilet then FLUSH FAST AS U CAN and 10x times over..
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LeFrancis 22 Jun 2011, 10:45
Take this huge shit out of your body like a man, fuck those bitches.
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VerSus 22 Jun 2011, 10:47
Be a man, take a huge shit and dont give a fuck
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flR 22 Jun 2011, 10:50
its easy.

1) go outside to the street
2) remove the drain cover
3) sit down and shit directly in the sewerage

4) profit
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gambit 22 Jun 2011, 10:51
take a shit right in front of them you fucking pussy
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infernal 22 Jun 2011, 10:55
Please don't be so offensive towards me.. I'm an sensitive guy. What did I ever do to you? :S
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Suyodhana 22 Jun 2011, 11:34
You're living in a dump, so just crap in your room like always, you cheap cunt!
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infernal 22 Jun 2011, 16:21
Ouch..Why so mean :(
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HansoO 22 Jun 2011, 10:55
take a shit! they cant hear it, unless you connected KEN with BARBIE!
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D4ve 22 Jun 2011, 10:56
just do it and open a window when u have in ur bathroom and close the door :o
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xPERiA 22 Jun 2011, 11:10
shit in your hands and throw it away in your neighbours backyard
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Desh 22 Jun 2011, 11:44
lmao u so crazy man!
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snip0 22 Jun 2011, 11:15
Hit the flush button repeatedly while[/u] shitting and don't forget to spray around ridiculous amounts of deodorant and while you're at it open the window because you otherwise will die either of the stench of your shit or the gas of your deodorant.


Profit.


Oh and don't mind the shit splashing on your ass while you're flushing.
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k1kzzzzz 22 Jun 2011, 11:22
the pro has spoken....
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snip0 22 Jun 2011, 11:31
Bow down to my superior shitting skills, you maggot.
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k1kzzzzz 22 Jun 2011, 12:46
Hail the shitmaster!
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Rayzed 22 Jun 2011, 11:20
Just take a shit, lol.
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Jinosta 22 Jun 2011, 11:42
Take a shit flush it then airfreshener!
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xPERiA 22 Jun 2011, 11:44
You can either just close the door of her room and shit on the doorstep. Then shout omg whats this smell? Come here a sec. Where she will walk out of her room and step in your steaming pile of shit. She'll end up saying i smell it too and you'll end up saying OH it was you, you stepped in shit.

profit?
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flR 22 Jun 2011, 12:48
you are very creative!
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DeactSeareal 22 Jun 2011, 11:54
dont take a shit
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jnz 22 Jun 2011, 12:02
open the bathroom window and let a goodly amount of wind in
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Spero 22 Jun 2011, 13:02
AKA ur in love with one of your sisters girlsfreinds and don't want to embaress yourself :D how cute
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Desh 22 Jun 2011, 13:05
*crush
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Spero 22 Jun 2011, 13:07
no thanks not a paramore fan :P
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Desh 22 Jun 2011, 13:09
wut? how did paramore end up in this reply thing or watever
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Spero 22 Jun 2011, 13:11
XD Crushcrushcrush? guess your not a paramore fan either XD
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Desh 22 Jun 2011, 13:12
i think i heard crush by paramore but im not a fan. Also, crush means someone got affections for a certain person but it is not love.
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Winterwantsaim 22 Jun 2011, 13:12
TAKE YOUR DEODORANT WITH U :D problem solved boom and then spray xD
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revee 22 Jun 2011, 13:13
just go take a shit..wtf why make such a big deal out of this, its not like they dont ever shit
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ngotie 22 Jun 2011, 14:06
you're a fucking idiot
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viol 22 Jun 2011, 14:18
+1
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infernal 22 Jun 2011, 16:22
Thanks for the support Daniel!
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infernal 22 Jun 2011, 16:22
Thanks for all the help guys!
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