Guide: How to

Quote.. Keep your 1st place in Clanbase ladders.

Step one:
Become friends with the admin(s).
Simply stroke his cock and make sure you'll bend over whenever you might think a dick is coming your way.

Step two:
Loose your match, because after all, you aren't that skilled, but you've got other tricks up your sleeve so it doesn't matter whether you win or not!

Step three:
After you've got bashed, instantly open your internet browser and go to www.sl-anticheat.com. Enter the ID's of your opponent and start browsing his/her slac screenshots for cheats and/or if your opponent is missing a (part) demo.

Step four:
Clap in your hands of joy because your opponent made a slight error. Now you can go into your book of tricks and make a match conflict. Write down the rules because you've learned them by studying them each day for a couple months.

Step five:
Hug up with your admin buddy a little, tell him how nice his hair looks today and how happy you are with your friendship. At a certain moment sneak in the favor of helping you out, after some blowjobs and cock rubs you're now finally able to secure your win after having no chance in the war itself.
Not only you gain a win but you actually sucked his cock so hard that he gave you a forfeit win, including the 120 points that come along!

Step six:
Make sure you thank the admin that you tricked into helping you because there are more losses incoming and we need those favors!

Voila, you're still ranked one and those 120 points will guarantee your place for another two losses even if you managed to run out of favors.


Written by Finlanddevix & Finland Webe

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insane, I haven't even looked that up yet, not only do they have no life, they actually screwed people 8 times by gettin forfeits XD wow :)
Parent
and they lost their first place the normal way to delinq (#1 nao) :D
Parent
lol, they love doing that it seems
Parent
Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Just. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD JUST GOT LOUDER. The voice in your head is now at normal again, amirite?
rofl, true xD
Parent
that was funny
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Parent
I love the writing style of the fins :D so aggressive but pretty good english
its written by incon :)
Parent
Written by Devix & Webe :o
Parent
http://clanbase.ggl.com/rating.php?lid=4732

i see delinQ as top contenders :PPpPPp
challenge incoming soon :)
Parent
I hope we dont get the rank 1 back, just 1 more point and im fine :D goldorak messing with the scores is always epic :D he entered twice the wrong score so u got the rank 1 xD
Parent
challenge v14
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Quote
We won 4-2 + we had demos and they didn't. Only because we were on vacation and didn't know that there was a conflict, they got forfeit win. Think GoldoraK is a friend of them and refuse to take a new look on this conflict because we have added all demos as needed.

Fucking idiot enemy !!!

DON'T NEVER PLAY WITH THEM
you said that, didnt you? nerd herp derp
Parent
Hah, yeah, Goldorak exactly ;-) I ended up browsing the rules and it said, the opponent has to provide a specific time of occurance ( as in when did the cheating happen) and they didn't simply said, there was a continuesly wallhack going on. So i actually cornered them there. Then goldorak said, I request the demo now, so you can't refuse anymore. LOL :D
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Goldorak, oh yes :D
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AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS!

e: fu fins
QuoteHAHAHA LOW DEVIX MAD AND MAKE MATC_JCHCONFLCIT D/D/D HAHA HE MAD CUZ HE LOSE POINTS /D/D/D LOWNERDASSRAPEDDONKEYFACE

WICH DEMO YOU WANT???????????????????


LOOKS LIKE THEY MAD AT US FOR LOSE POINTS TO, LOWFACEFAGS /D/D/QSD/QSD/Q/D:
Good thing that can't happen over at ESL. :D
Step one:
Become friends with the admin(s).
Simply stroke his cock and make sure you'll bend over whenever you might think a dick is coming your way.


I would like to know who is the admin friend you are talking about that devix has? xD
you sound surprised.

i remember once when SLAC was down for all XP users we played a match against Webe and devix or Webe and someone and they allowed one of us to play without slac since it was down and not his problem and offi was already scheulded.

after they got raped, they cried out and admins didn't even care about the fact slac wasn't working for half of the community, instant forfeit win and +120 points.


2nd time, they lost to jrykz and someone, but seeing as they didn't want to give them more points, they made a fake match, lost with that so theyhave less points and then waited till the last day before autoaccept and changed the result.

Oh and Goldorak is the funniest admin ever. He bends the rules for all his friends, after all, it's clownbase.


they are lame as fuck, low as fuck, gay as fuck.
Too much work!

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she licks a banana like its a penis
Parent
Your getting it :P
Parent
so is this about saken?:D
step four did it... the slight error

Step four:
Clap in your hands of joy because your opponent made a slight error!!!!!. Now you can go into your book of tricks and make a match conflict. Write down the rules because you've learned them by studying them each day for a couple month
True true, but then again, read my reply i made to kevin :) explains it!
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epic pic :D

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goldorak is a massive retard anyway
finnish fucks all stroke cocks
haha koentje
you dont get 120 points from forfeit
you don't have points in ladder when you are ranked 1

stupid fuck : D
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