joke #19234

by b4lu • 23 Jun 2011, 18:38 • Journals
HEY! Why do crabs never share anything? Because they're shellfish! GET IT!? SHELLFISH? HAHAHAHA!
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Severus 23 Jun 2011, 19:42
:(((((((((((((((((((
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Fizmo 23 Jun 2011, 19:44
Here's a picture of a spider to save this journal

image: spider10
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YourMother 23 Jun 2011, 19:50
has only 7 legs... give me money back
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hsTE 23 Jun 2011, 20:01
David Thorne is fucking awesome ;D
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Boss 23 Jun 2011, 19:55
I don't get it.
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Vanhaomena 23 Jun 2011, 21:32
Word-play on selfish and shellfish
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Sgt.Pepper 23 Jun 2011, 20:29
whats the difference between an eight ball and a child?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let the eight ball fall out of a window
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flR 23 Jun 2011, 20:31
tears in heaven.
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huumeantti 23 Jun 2011, 21:13
how do you know crabs never share anything?
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Vanhaomena 23 Jun 2011, 21:31
Because they're shellfish. Duh
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schNee 23 Jun 2011, 21:38
:))))))))))
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ironic 23 Jun 2011, 23:36
Why do lobsters never share anything?
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Boss 24 Jun 2011, 00:55
tell me
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ironic 24 Jun 2011, 01:05
CUZ THEYRE SHELLY!
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Boss 24 Jun 2011, 01:37
I don't get it.
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casek 24 Jun 2011, 01:39
Oh my god...
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