I need to cook!

In a couple of weeks im alone here with my gf and I need to cook everyday. Can someone name some 2 person dishes to make for the weeks I have to cook?
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pierogi (dumplings) :D
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Yesteday I had them;) Never had them before:D
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spaghetti
buritto
pizza
cheese grilled sandwiches
Fondue! <3
Saturday, Dave pro @ cooking will roll another BBQ

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just looking at that made me fucking hungry
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tbh it put me of my food. I mean those sausages look fucking burnt
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I didn't pay attention to them, only dat meat
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amateur, flames are a no-go at bbq
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kaas/chocolade fondue! romantisch!
Chicken + rice + sour cream + potatoes + some easily cooked meat in the oven + macaroni(pasta) + winers


And cooking is easy. Lived a year in a dorm now and I sometimes randomly took a recipe and just cooked after that. Not so hard:)

On the other, you have the gf. just tell her "Go back to the kitchen, woman"

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go out or feed her cock all day
why dont u ask ur gf to cook?
btw its kinda easy, i can make like 10-20 dishes and I never really learnt cooking anywhere
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mix them up, perfect meal

oh and ofc you need some onions too
maggi fix für bolognese? wie low ist das denn bitte xD
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anscheinend weiß er ja nicht wie man kocht?! dann sol er was leichtes machen. ich nehme da normalerweise passierte tomaten,tomatenmark, oregano und ein wenig gemüsebrühe für..
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aaaaaaah ok. ja so gesehn machts natürlich sinn :p
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QuoteIn a couple of weeks im alone here with my gf and I need to cook everyday.


something wrong there
sandwiches
pasta
pizza

=)
useless girl
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thought its the easiestfor a man. thats why i didnt pick smth else... .
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i can cook and im a guy!!
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i see what u did there
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i did read
i need cock
noodles, cottage cheese + tuna.
Let her cook :D
make her cook* :D
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same shit :D
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she has an option when you use the word let haha
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TON ENGLISH SUX MY AMI :D
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pizza, kant en klaar maaltijden, bapoa, GHB en tostis. en je hebt sexy time
Ga chilli maken. Is fking fijn. Staat op achterkant van honig pakje "Mix voor chilli concarne" hoe je moet maken. Snel klaar en is fijn
1. Take potatoes, cut them into pieces. Put some cheese, ham, and tomatoes. Put it to the oven, 200 degrees, like 40-50 mins (just check from time to time if potatoes are soft enough if you do it 1st time) => potato casserole

2. Boil noodles, fry a mince on a frying pan, add some sauce / buy some ready one => spaghetti

3. Hash chickenbreasts and add some spice. Let it lay in the frdge for like an hour so that the meat will taste better. After that time fry some onions, mushrooms and carrots on a frying pan. scatter it with basil. After few minutes (15-20) add hashed chickenbreasts. Boil rice additionally. You can add paprica to frying pan as well so that it will be more colourful. Mix it together => chicken meal

4. Buy frozen fillet of fish, steam it using steamer, add some spice. Boil rice. Add dill pickles => classic fish meal

5. Decent sex in the kitchen and take her out for some shit cause you got no time for cooking anymore (pizza, w/e) => fast food

6. Buy some sausages. Cut them in a way you cut hot-dogs. Put cheese inside. Wrap it with bacon. Put it into oven for 5-7 mins (check how they re doing :P). Boil potatoes. Add some salad => sausage meal

7. Tell her it's enough of cooking for you and she should do the job !

I planned an entire week for you Josh, waiting for a story, what happened in those days :P
3. I always do the chicken first then the rest :X
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Onions, mushrooms and carrot need more time on a frying pan :) Then chicken, then the rest
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try buying DouchebagQuickMix from a supermarket

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Epic Meal Time!
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Stir Fry is nice and easy, Chilli is easy, do stuff with salad cause it's easy to prepare it fills you up and its healthy :> Easy oven foods? Burgers chips etc?
Pasta is an obvious choice.
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pulpety z biedronki
just look for some meals at AH.nl, surely something what you like
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Ramen. Easiest shit in the world. Or Sushi
Ziti (italian) or soemthign similar (basicly any pasta-oven-dish)

easy to make, looks great, tastes great, impresses the gf/wife the first time and will get you laid for sure.
1-McDonalds
2-KFC
3-Burger King
4-Taco Bell
5-Pizza Hut
6-Kebab
7-A soup and a salad.
fucking girls belong in the kitchen
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