Ranked Cool Story..

by valaR • 17 Jul 2011, 15:15 • Journals
Heyho Crossfire :>

Just played my image: 1707crossfireloljournal, after 2 Wins with semi decent mates (solo queue).
I needed to pick Jungle Jarvan and I kinda realized the competence of my team when I had to explain our (Support) Sona to pick Clairvoyance instead of Clarity and she responded with "Oh yeah, thats good for my mana :)"...
After we waited at least 5 minutes in the loading screen, because even my microwave would've been faster than Tristana's computer we were all kinda mad already and Tristana was not moving and left a few minutes later. Hence our Mordekaiser was mad as fuck, because he couldnt handle the sololane and our Annie in the middle Lane was also killed and loosing hard. After Morde's 2nd death he left the game without saying anything and 1 or 2 minutes later Tristana returned and apologized for her computer...
Then we fed their Caitlyn hard and I finally note that the only not completely retarded player in my team, besides me, was Annie...
Somehow we all managed to sneak out of our base and cleared our side of the jungle (they went for an "under 20 min baron" :') and I told Annie to get the blue and Tristana to get the red buff.. We ended up with blue buffed Tristana and red buffed Sona ._.
Towards the end of the game me and Annie just suicided and we finally surrendered after two failed votes..

Tl:dr, tell me what cool ranked LoL storys you have experienced and how to get out of this elo hell T_T

inb4 miNd: HoN > LoL
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noodle 17 Jul 2011, 16:21
Quotehow to get out of this elo hell T_T


play hon
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b4lu 17 Jul 2011, 16:23
1. create ranked game
2. invite balu
3. profit
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iiky 17 Jul 2011, 16:50
1. create ranked game
2. invite balu
3. invite iiky
4. profit
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b4lu 17 Jul 2011, 16:50
deal!
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:40
Carry hard with zilean !!!
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revee 17 Jul 2011, 18:51
1. create ranked game
2. invite sae Kevin + revee
3. profit
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xeoxis 17 Jul 2011, 16:26
Quotewon 44 lost 45


QuoteLevel 30


????
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hayzee 17 Jul 2011, 16:30
ranked matches
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xeoxis 17 Jul 2011, 17:34
QuoteJust played my third ranked game today
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hECA 17 Jul 2011, 18:35
third game of the day DUH
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hayzee 17 Jul 2011, 16:30
man u germans need to translate everything to your own language, explain the lack of english wich most germans have
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valaR 17 Jul 2011, 16:36
I could post this in german, but unfortunately this is Crossfire and I want you non german ppl to understand it too :D
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hayzee 17 Jul 2011, 17:21
You don't hear me saying your English is bad, just saying most germans don't speak english well
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pumu 17 Jul 2011, 17:28
*hurensohn
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miNd 17 Jul 2011, 16:34
LoL > HoN
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miNd 17 Jul 2011, 16:35
QuoteHoN > LoL


fyp
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Edgar 17 Jul 2011, 16:38
Replying your own comment. :D
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GoodGuyGary 17 Jul 2011, 16:37
duo queue with a friend

one picks a jungler
other picks solo top/mid

pick tanky jungler and tanky solo top

proceed to rape their squishies

??????

profit
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valaR 17 Jul 2011, 16:40
Unfortunately I lack decent players in my friends list ":D"
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iiky 17 Jul 2011, 16:51
oh please.
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w1Za 17 Jul 2011, 17:26
:<
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valaR 17 Jul 2011, 17:38
Force Pascal to nerd hard and FINALLY GET LEVEL 30
Play solo queue with him
Own hard with him as Blitzcrank

???

Profit
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w1Za 17 Jul 2011, 18:40
August.
just wait for it.
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paRa 17 Jul 2011, 18:42
HAALT STOP!
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valaR 17 Jul 2011, 18:43
<3
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iiky 17 Jul 2011, 18:46
DIE FREUNDESLISTE BLEIBT SO WIE SIE IST!
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paRa 17 Jul 2011, 18:47
:D:D

SONST KRIEGST DU GLEICH EINS AUF DIE SCHNAUZE... DU OBERääääähZICKE
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valaR 17 Jul 2011, 19:10
DEN BLAUEN BUFF HAB ICH GENOMMEN, BERUHIGT HAB ICH MICH JETZT NICHT
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w1Za 17 Jul 2011, 20:45
also entweder bist du blind ODER EINFACH NUR DOOF!!!111
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b4lu 17 Jul 2011, 16:53
1. create ranked game
2. invite GARYYYYY
3. take soraka yourself to support ad carry
4. make garyyyyy play tryndamere
5. PROFIT?

image: killerboyowned
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valaR 17 Jul 2011, 16:54
Pressing the R-Button is not easy tho.
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GoodGuyGary 17 Jul 2011, 17:41
playing tryndamere at lvl 10 sure was fun

want to 1v1 and pick any champion you want me to vs yours? i can play anything

got 2000 LoL games now, have fun trying to beat me, i win my lane vs wikd

be scared nigga
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:40
LOLOLOLOL At level 10 is tryndamere even easier haha.
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b4lu 17 Jul 2011, 18:50
be carefull he played like 2k games and beats you with every champion :D:D:D:DD
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:51
Be carefull he is a nerd ?
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we3D 17 Jul 2011, 17:23
max :D :3
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M1R53 17 Jul 2011, 17:27
add M1R53 for the win
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Deann 17 Jul 2011, 17:36
I am level 14 and what is dis.

edit: trying to master kennen since I like his bolts, but it is quite hard vs certain opponents :/
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valaR 17 Jul 2011, 17:40
Kennen is pretty underplayed nowadays due to everyone's like picking Champions that are "easier" to play, but I always like to play with "AoE-Team" with ultimates compared to Kennen's :)
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Deann 17 Jul 2011, 17:48
well his q ability is quite usefull as well, along with the combined w and e. I just haven't really found a good itembuild and playing style to put to kennen when playing him :/
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b4lu 17 Jul 2011, 18:44
go for hextech revolver as first item, then magic pen boots, then rylais, then rabadons and upgrade your hextech to will of the ancients, last two items depend on the enemy, mostly hourglass and this item giving u 70 ap and about 50 magic resi -> win
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Temari 17 Jul 2011, 17:41
Why do you always have to play with those retarded players?
Cos you belong with em LOL
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:38
That's why u dont play lol because u play with retards like u !
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Temari 17 Jul 2011, 21:05
THERE ARE 2 ME'S?
And yeah i play it LOLOL
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 21:06
Hopefully not.
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Temari 17 Jul 2011, 21:07
I have to play it to rape scrubs like you LOL
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 22:08
Ya cause im 1600 elo and u r not retard.
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Temari 17 Jul 2011, 23:37
OH 1600 OMFG SO HIGH
Same as being 1200 trololo
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Futimojo 18 Jul 2011, 00:23
Did i ever say it high ?
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Temari 18 Jul 2011, 02:49
No you did not say dat. But it sounded like it EHUEHUEHUE
HEY GUYS IT'S ME FUTIMOJO I'M 1600 U SCRUBS.
SoloQ elo doesnt mean shit ^.^
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Futimojo 18 Jul 2011, 12:34
But u are bad.
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Temari 18 Jul 2011, 12:56
Yeah i'm really bad, but still doing better than you are TROLOLO
Actually i'm going to say it your way. HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I WAS RANKED IN THE TOP 200 AFTER THE LADDER CAME OUT HOW BOUT U LIL SCRUB?
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Futimojo 18 Jul 2011, 15:21
Need proof.
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Temari 18 Jul 2011, 15:28
Why would u need it?
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Futimojo 18 Jul 2011, 15:59
Don't talk than.
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Temari 18 Jul 2011, 16:04
NP MENG. 16xx when Beardie was first with 18xx.
HF checking it out ^.^
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Futimojo 18 Jul 2011, 16:15
Proof thats u ?
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Temari 18 Jul 2011, 16:23
Proof thats not me?
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Futimojo 19 Jul 2011, 14:12
Your name is not the same at cf !!!
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Temari 19 Jul 2011, 21:16
I have a shitload of names
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Futimojo 20 Jul 2011, 02:01
Im sk wickd so im 2,3 k elo and now gtfo
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Temari 20 Jul 2011, 11:42
Wickd is an idiot anyway ;)
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hECA 17 Jul 2011, 18:36
carry hard with ashe
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:39
Ashe not THAT good in solo que.
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hECA 17 Jul 2011, 18:40
I've been carrying every game with her lately lol :D

e: but sometimes I duo que with a mate who goes sona
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:41
Rating??
Still she is not that gut in solo que.
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hECA 17 Jul 2011, 18:42
meh only 1375
Even though I feel like I should have more

you know the deal, insta lock trynda who goes 0/11 and leaves in your first 10 games of ranked lol
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:43
I was 900 also ;p

Did u play with killerboy ?
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hECA 17 Jul 2011, 18:44
I guess I came from 900 too lol.

Nah, never seen him before in a game
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Futimojo 17 Jul 2011, 18:47
So mayby u didnt deserved it when u started playing ranked?
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w1Za 17 Jul 2011, 18:48
May I present - Killermere!
image: Zu5IJ
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AM1G0 17 Jul 2011, 18:38
lv20 feel free to add
playing mostly orianna, but lux and fiddle aswell (:
name: AM1G00
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GoodGuyGary 17 Jul 2011, 18:58
lol fidelsticks and lucks xddddd

on a serious note: orianna is the best mage from them all

feedlesticks is best at pubstomping, not that good in comp play, too squishy.
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Xo 17 Jul 2011, 19:59
fiddles goot junglar tho!
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GoodGuyGary 17 Jul 2011, 20:02
ye he is but gets counterjungled since he relies a lot on his drain and blue buff :(
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Xo 17 Jul 2011, 20:05
yah ;<<
I got fiddles when i was like lvl 15, he's such a rape champion vs low skillars :DDDD
Now i pretty much never use him anymore :<<< still love him tho!
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GoodGuyGary 17 Jul 2011, 20:08
ye exactly the same :(

was one of the first i mained, until they raped him with the nerfs, last buff to ulti was pretty cool though, but his silence is so weakkkkkk
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AM1G0 17 Jul 2011, 22:14
if you have enough cdr you can fear + drain till you kill
but yea its true i dont use him much anymore too.

hybrid orianna as/ap pwns them all :d!
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revee 17 Jul 2011, 18:57
lv29 feel free to add
playing mostly sion, akali aswell (:
name: revee
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bloxie 17 Jul 2011, 19:22
just prac hard and wait for s2:D , or get some mates to play ranked with
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