Miss my gf

Today I did something stupid
I paid for a webcamgirl online and jerked off
It was awesome at the moment but then I realised I actually fell in love. Im scared I will be paying her every night from now on.

I LOVE YOU D1RTY_GIRL_1995!!!
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Oh man, I feel ya. I miss my girl too :[ Hang in there mate <3
THIS IS A HUGE COINCIDENCE
SOO SPOOKY
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lolz paying for internetstuffz
1995?
She's 15-16
You dirty birdy!!!
not his fault shes breakin the law
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LOL'ED :DDDDDDDDDD
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Combo continuation.
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I have no idea what ur trying to say
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Just that I wanna keep the reply combo.
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oh oke cool ;)
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I know. I'm that nerd!
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Im going to bed now, sorry :9
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We'll continue tomorow
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why would you wait tomorrow?
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Good question, why would I?
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coz u homosex?
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Yes I am, just don't see how it's connected..
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he wants to surprise buttsecks you
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why should he?
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because it's AWESOME
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Barney Stinson Awesome?
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i once payed at youporn.com cuz they said i can grow my dick for 2 inches in 2 weeks
did it work?
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only 0,5 inch so i wanted my money back, which did result in a 5 year abo for me! youporn is hell of a beast
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Hahahaha xD I actually wonder if that shit really works man. I mean, how come every porn actor has such a big dick man :/
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niggers painted white obviously
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I always feel so small after watching porn
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I sometimes wonder hwo would you say in reallife when you want to do something REALLY nasty :D

Said some weird shit like that but not as hardcore as in porn :d

I just wonder how can you look your gf in the eye and tell her for example that i want to pound you hard on top of the TV in the ass :D?:D:D
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why would you wanna pound your gf on top of the tv in the ass? XDDD Plus, telling your girl what you gonna do kinda spoils it right :p

Dirty talk is best done by the girl anyways, but it dont has to get too nasty ;p
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I just meant that in porn they find some weird shit always :D Cant understand how that could happen in reallife :D

sometimes i just cant watch porn because the scene or something makes me laugh so hard :D
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i always skip to the sex part, i really couldnt give a rats ass bout what those dumb bitches are saying :D but im off to bed now, have a good night ;)
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Waiting for my friend who's coming from Finland. Gonna go out for burgers than. Good night to you. It's 2.37 to me btw :):)
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What do you mean really?

It is she who asks for this.
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c koi la difference entre une poule et une femme ? yen na pas les 2 ont des ptites tetes des grosses fesses et les les 2 mangent des graines
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1995 rly?
that's so nasty
epic :o)
haha :{D
record it next time :d
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