Bodyguard needed!

by adze • 5 Aug 2011, 17:47 • Journals
Hello!

I am in hurry so I'll make it simple!

I need a bodyguard because some gangsters want me see dead! Because of 2nd story from here: http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=130861
It happens the girl has a bf afterall :DDDDD Don't know how he got to know it, but he is hunting me with some of his friends :S:S:S:S!!!!

conditions:
Height: over 190cm (i am 187 myself and it's not enough!)
weight: over 100kg (my ~90ks is weak!)
else: very particular set of skills; skills you have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make you a nightmare for people like them.

contact: here!
need you immediately


edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1ul8tSgJGhQ
training under the direction of me on this amazing song!

THANKS
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Burneddi 5 Aug 2011, 18:50
Good luck with finding one on such a short notice from Crossfire.

Also, buy a gun instead.
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Matan 5 Aug 2011, 18:52
hi
what if im 170cm and 75kg but trained in the israeli army ?
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wedeus 5 Aug 2011, 18:53
obviously you are the best bodyguard in here
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Matan 5 Aug 2011, 18:54
synek no mercy no regrets
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Tatsu 5 Aug 2011, 18:54
trained? must be hard to shoot harmless people from the westbank that beg for water for their family ...
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Matan 5 Aug 2011, 18:56
yes takes lots of trainings
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Tatsu 5 Aug 2011, 18:59
[img|left]http://files6.fliiby.com/images/_thumbs/me_9vnrghj70d1.jpg[/img]
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Burneddi 5 Aug 2011, 18:58
NAZI ANTISEMITIST RACIST CUNT
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AinsleyHarriot 5 Aug 2011, 20:27
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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beAsty 5 Aug 2011, 18:55
i did krav maga for the first time on wednesday -> is super ownae super stuff !
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Matan 5 Aug 2011, 18:56
ofc and dont forget to eat some speck after you train
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Tatsu 5 Aug 2011, 18:53
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ow wait , ur serious?
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m1Ke_ 5 Aug 2011, 18:54
no Bodyguard can safe u from me
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beAsty 5 Aug 2011, 18:54
haha :D i´m sure u will find someone on crossfire :P
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waXx 5 Aug 2011, 18:55
avi

Me: nearly 10 years Boxing experience
Heavyweight 90+ kg
I will only come if you pay for my trip and time
Skill as a bodyguard med/+

more info : http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=131070#comment2925431
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Ati_ 5 Aug 2011, 18:59
198cm 96.9kg , I'm already working for kamz though :/
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OfficerCohen 5 Aug 2011, 19:01
hi
what if im 185cm and 80kg but had special training for officers in the israeli army ?

:D:AS:D:AS:DA:SD::ASD
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Panda 5 Aug 2011, 19:04
then that brands you as useless as the last Palestinian family you murdered :_)))
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OfficerCohen 5 Aug 2011, 19:07
WELL THAT REMOTE CONTROL COULD BE MISTAKEN AS A GUN !
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Matan 5 Aug 2011, 19:05
LOL
HAHAHA

YOU FORGOT TO MENTION YOU'RE AN OFFICE-OFFICER LOL JOBNIK MASRIAH
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HIZAKO 5 Aug 2011, 19:02
so he should be med+ ur saying?
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fanatic 5 Aug 2011, 19:05
Israel miNd with his Israel friend. perfect duo
image: 248274_10150245662421054_520986053_8604573_265831_n
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Matan 5 Aug 2011, 19:08
wow is the guy on the right a holocaust survivor ?
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Panda 5 Aug 2011, 19:10
Better than Israel dying @ holocaust, no? :Ppp


but Marko could be the perfect bodyguard no doubt.
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naco 5 Aug 2011, 19:34
it is everyones favorite miNd
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Gemb 5 Aug 2011, 19:06
199cm 97kg , I'm already working for alexL though :/
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Rockskin 5 Aug 2011, 19:24
195

92,5 kg

already working for saiko (with Tw1Zzt tho)
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Manzz 5 Aug 2011, 19:30
160cm 213kg

already working for EstoniaNukits though :/
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IceQ 5 Aug 2011, 19:52
Quoteelse: very particular set of skills; skills you have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make you a nightmare for people like them.


epic quote
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revee 5 Aug 2011, 20:10
been there,done that no body guard needed
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ironic 5 Aug 2011, 20:15
1.77
78KG

avi
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denuo 5 Aug 2011, 20:29
189cm and 89kg skinhead kk?
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oneofTHEM 5 Aug 2011, 20:42
avi but only for 6on6
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Vanhaomena 5 Aug 2011, 21:33
11 cm barrel
620 grams
350m/s muzzle velocity
image: glock17_3
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duNzy 6 Aug 2011, 03:50
you die next
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Krii 5 Aug 2011, 22:39
tell him to kill his gf for being a slut
such whores are just doing this shits for the attention they get
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