bodyguard needed v2! LOL

Hello!

http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=131885 So I made this journal earlier today.
The guy started to insult me on facebook and stuff :D

The whole story:

I know a girl for years, but we both were in relationship when we met. A year after that I broke up with my gf and she broke up with her bf. We agreed a date, I almost fucked her, she wanted to do without condom but me not so no fuck afterall. We met 1-2 times after that but no score. I told her 2-3 days ago It's not cool for me because I saw her with his ex and saw a new picture of them, so I said I don't wanna get involved and stuff. She's reply: "If you think that, well okay". Her ex started to insult me on facebook today like they are gonna get on me with his friends and stuff.
I get on the bus at 8pm and what I see? The girl and his ex guy who insulted me, I started lolling hard, really and both of them didn't even look at me :D I sat to my friends, told them the story and suddenly the guy and the girl got off the bus :DD I was like wtf.
btw, saw the girl on my way back home, she was with girls only.


hahahhahahaha
i dont need a bodyguard anymore hahah! thanks for the offers tho!
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im here for u
i am not even going to search for another girl then!
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sllllllllllllllllllllllut!
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as bodyguard ofc???????!!!!!
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he posted that he doesn't need a bodyguard anymore and then you say "I'm here for u". sllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllUT! :P
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oh just read topic :DDDdd
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dont you have real friends to tell them this awesome story ? :D
QuoteI sat to my friends, told them the story
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Spaghetti arms versus Spaghetti arms.

miNd wins
i was already looking forward to a decent fragmovie :(
and she broke up with his bf
dont be so meany
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Okay sorry :(

You forgive me?
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im thinking about :)
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I'm a really nice guy, you should forgive me (A)
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its teh inet so i forgive u :)
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im here for you aswell <3
inb4 "/q PHOTOSYNTHESIS"
"she wanted to do without condom but me not so no fuck afterall."

This makes me think this story is just a lie...
and that's true for any story containing the words "I almost fucked her".
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How do you recon I'd know.
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strange hunches you have
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nice troll
now you leave adze alone!
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/q PHOTOSYNTHESIS
here have some more attention
waiting for v3
"I almost fucked her, she wanted to do without condom but me not so no fuck afterall."
This makes me funny.
v3

ex surprised me from behind and raped me with his pink glowstick. I CAME home
dude want to beat 1 guy with friends niceeee
1) make up a ridiculous story
2) post it on cf
3) profit
/q PHOTOSYNTHESIS
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