Spicing up the Rioters.

by teKoa • 14 Aug 2011, 00:23 • Journals
Hello Rioters, look at your friend, now back 2 me, now at your friend, now back 2 me. Sadly, he isn’t me, But if he stopped using petrol bombs and started using the Job Centre he could potentially be me. Look down, back up. Where are we? You're at an interview with the man your friend could work for. What’s in your hand? Back 2 me. I have it. Its an application form to that job you need. Look again. The form is now money. Anything is possible when you get a job and stop looting. I'm on a horse!
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Thomm 14 Aug 2011, 01:25
Are you really a horse?

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uglyBunny 14 Aug 2011, 11:42
xDDDDDDDDDD you dont know how i rofled
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Gifted 14 Aug 2011, 01:37
long time.
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Burneddi 14 Aug 2011, 01:56
I'm on a soap box.
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loazis 14 Aug 2011, 01:59
I'm sorry, even the fact that you are an ET-legend doesn't make up for this awful journal.
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butchji 14 Aug 2011, 02:17
It fucking does! He could have written nothing and it would still have been an awesome journal!
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Wakizashiuk 14 Aug 2011, 02:03
Enjoyed the reference :D
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YourMother 14 Aug 2011, 02:27
Didn't get it. What Old Spice has to do with riots?
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noodle 14 Aug 2011, 02:59
get back to winning at poker, nerd
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shmoe 14 Aug 2011, 03:56
Quote I'm on a horse!


thx!
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decem 14 Aug 2011, 10:17
How about jobs that actually do any good for the future, unlike all the jobs we currently have
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Paintrain 14 Aug 2011, 11:58
Something along the lines of mr. Breivik perhaps?
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decem 14 Aug 2011, 13:21
Quite the opposite, rather than killing individuals one should strive to unite them for common goals, rather than trying to find differences, try to find something shared.
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Severus 14 Aug 2011, 10:57
epic old spice commercial is epic
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hsTE 14 Aug 2011, 13:32
If people had jobs to go to they wouldn't be rioting, oh no wait, there aren't any.
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Ronner 14 Aug 2011, 15:41
OH fuck off pleaaaase, there are no jobs. pffffft my ass there are no jobs. There are jobs, just not jobs they want to do. Those gangsters have been looking at bling bling video's too many times and probably feel too good to take a paper-round or load up garbage or work in the kitchen of McD's.
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hsTE 14 Aug 2011, 15:44
Was joking, I just copied this off a mates status on fb :_D I have a job! If you look they are actually pretty easy to find, these guys that are rioting are just lazy as fuck and cba to find one :S
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Ronner 14 Aug 2011, 18:00
That's the entire problem. If I go to an interview without being able to speak properly and dressing like a retard, I won't get hired as well. And if I had no job and was that age, I'd pretty much take any kind of job. They feel too good to do shit jobs like working at a conveyer belt or McDonalds/KFC, but they don't realize is that they have to start somewhere, just like everyone else.

I've done all kinds of jobs when I was younger. Plucking apples, strawberry's, cherry's etc, carpetting office-floors, cleaning meat-processing factories, cleaning offices, conveyer belts, simple administrative work, paper-rounds (multiple), dish-washing in the kitchen of a hotel, bartender at various places etc. All of it.. Hell, I've even worked on a garbage truck for a couple of weeks just to make some bucks. These retards are just lazy motherfuckers that think that the world should just offer shit to them.
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hsTE 14 Aug 2011, 18:09
Exactly. If these guys wanted all these material possessions so bad I don't see why it's so hard to go out for a few hours a day and earn the money for it. I mean, what else are they going to be doing? Stood on street corners loitering doing fuck all? I just don't get it.
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ScarZy 14 Aug 2011, 13:47
Went to a friends house on Friday night who I dont see very often. Sat there with three rioters. Awkward.
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Ronner 14 Aug 2011, 15:38
Would've left the house and called the police.
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