Almost died

by Kenzi • 22 Aug 2011, 02:03 • Journals
Was getting rolled hard by razz on QL and i fucking screamed and smashed my keyboard (mad about a game lol wtf)
mom woke up and was knocking at my door (kenzi knock knock... kenzi... KENZI OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR KNOOCK KNOOOCK KNOOOOCK.. "uuuh what? i'm sleeping" OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR AND SHUT DOWN THIS FUCKING COMPUTER
"huh what computer? it's just downloading i'm in my bed" YOU BETTER GO TO SLEEP NOW FUCKING IMBECILE
on a moment i thought she tried to unlock my door with her own key, which should work but it seems like my own key blocked her 8)

but wow dude, my heart was like going 300 beats a minute, and i dare not type normally anymore

scared of my own mom, stupid nigas :(

fuck you razz
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Seanza 22 Aug 2011, 03:06
Is your mum hot?
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 03:07
Yea, she's an ebony milf
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s1gnum 22 Aug 2011, 03:07
hard living of a nerd
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Panda 22 Aug 2011, 03:08
STOP BLOODY TYPING OR MOMMY WILL DISCONNECT COMPUTER

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Tropic 22 Aug 2011, 03:12
ahahahhaa

je moeder zou je kanker harde pakkie geven
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rNzZ 22 Aug 2011, 03:13
je moeder is een computerspel en je vader is een paard
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Tropic 22 Aug 2011, 03:14
ahahaaha :DDDD
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Niki0o 22 Aug 2011, 03:13
you are 17 and that still happens?
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 03:15
Failed my schoolyear, living under her roof, so yeah, basically.
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bloxie 22 Aug 2011, 07:58
kanker faal ben je dan
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ag0n 22 Aug 2011, 03:16
Why would you lock your door?

Why are you mad about a game?


do not understand.
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 03:19
To prevent that people come in.
Because games are serious business
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ag0n 22 Aug 2011, 03:21
why would you do such thing (exception can be made for a good wanking time) ?
I see :[
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 03:29
Because I don't want to be disturbed when I game.
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ag0n 22 Aug 2011, 03:30
24/7 closed in your room then? :<
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 03:33
Kinda, just going downstairs to eat, and to the bathroom to fill my bottle of water
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m1Ke_ 22 Aug 2011, 05:20
water for the bimbo
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 05:20
Bimbo?
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m1Ke_ 22 Aug 2011, 05:23
this are negative word for nigger
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 05:24
What are you trying to say?
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Ronner 22 Aug 2011, 11:00
And your parents allow this? Great parenting...
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 19:38
It's vacation, summer and raining 8 days on 10. Nothing else to do
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 03:24
stfu & die already
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 03:31
U mad coz u bad?
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Lady 22 Aug 2011, 12:41
i saw your pics Al1 & i saw what you did there eeh ='D
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 14:49
oh noooo my pictures have been exposed.... i could die!!!!!!!!!! :$$$$$$$


or not


ill slap yo ass
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Lady 22 Aug 2011, 16:22
Hahaa great to read ur comments and imagine jow u sit in front of your pc ='D
Cuute :XD
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:04
:$ i love how u talk dirty :$ i can imagine you sitting in front of your pc aswell :P one hand on your keyboard, the other on my dick :$ mouse i mean :P with yo back against yo chair & one leg over the other :$$ ohhhhhhhh
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:07
xDDDDDD so cute
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:09
me & lady would be great internetcouple :$ we look like eachother, only difference is she has a little bit more facial hair
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:10
and more hair on ass
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:11
if she not use laser technology on ass, i wont insert my dingdong inside of her dingding
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:13
already did (no homo) :s my dingdong almost got stuck :s had to get trimmer :s
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:13
? dont talk about my dreamgirl like that... you fucking whorefucker...
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:14
she's a girl?
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:15
i think so :p not sure though, never met her befo and she kinda sounds like a boy on vent
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:17
true and IT (since im not sure if its human) saw our pics :S im scared bro
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:20
mebe we get speciale treatament on lann?? :P i hope so, i cannot wait to feel my eggroll being licked & eaten softly :p its a special eggroll, made it myself :)
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:21
same, i got some homemade juice aswell that i bet she'd love to taste
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:22
lol does it contain ketchup? cos she dont like that :p or atleast ive heard it :::D
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:24
srr this recipe goes way back, cant tell its secret, its a family secret, but it contains pineapple
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:25
i like ice cream :)
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:25
hehe me too, lets get one
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:26
id rather lick lady :$

image: Royal_Lady_food.summ
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:27
hehe reminds me of the time that we robbed that bank cuz we had no money for condom to fuck eachother
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:28
i want to fuck lady
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:30
yes lets kidnap her :P
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:32
image: t_16534
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:33
image: tumblr_ljtwuxpu4a1qi4bhto1_500
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:33
lady aint no slut :) shes mine...
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:34
oh we were talking about Lady lol, i thought this convo was about witje lol
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:34
lady lady lady lady
+
dick dick dick dick
=
enjoyment
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chizz6l 22 Aug 2011, 17:38
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like
And she'll never know your story like I do
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with meWalkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself
Hey isnt this easy? And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I havent seen it in awhile, since she brought you down
You say you find I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that? She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me.
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me Standing by or waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that You belong with me Have you ever thought just maybe You belong with me
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AL1 22 Aug 2011, 17:38
how did u find my poems about lady :(
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uglyBunny 23 Aug 2011, 10:29
looool 1000* reply =:DDDDDDDDDD
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IceQ 22 Aug 2011, 03:26
you raged yesterday too :C
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 03:35
NO I DID NOT FUCKING NOOB
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crono 22 Aug 2011, 03:35
blup blup peter les chevile de ta mere tentend? la solution a t problem se cache dans le revolver jeune pd
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dinev 22 Aug 2011, 04:23
i tell you how it really happened:

1.op locked the door to wank to brazilian fart fetish porn.
2.mom hears wanking noice and shes like "wtf is this shit"
3.tries to open the door
4. op is like "omgz lol im wanking ffs"
5.mom tries to open teh door with her own key -> doesnt work -> FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
6: op: :trollface:
7. ???
8. profit
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imabob 22 Aug 2011, 05:20
whenever i get busted while having a wank i look into my parents eyes and i finish.
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AM1G0 22 Aug 2011, 06:12
like a boss
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ohurcool 22 Aug 2011, 04:31
oh gokum8 you so crazy
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Kenzi 22 Aug 2011, 04:51
I KNOW!! It's so fucking insane xS
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NzZ 22 Aug 2011, 08:54
Fucking retard krijg een leven ofz :D
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Peeter 22 Aug 2011, 10:35
Game hardcore when it doesn't fuck up your life.
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kreatiir 22 Aug 2011, 11:04
Stopped reading after: got mad from a game.
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sac 22 Aug 2011, 12:01
I used to get mad and stuff back in the days.. now i have just accepted that i am a noob and gaming is all chill and stuff, i do it much less also so np :)
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HIZAKO 22 Aug 2011, 20:31
WERE U DOIN´ DEM FAPPINGZ
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