what are you eating...

by AL1 • 24 Aug 2011, 01:49 • Journals
hello guys,

i got this role in this big blockbuster movie that'll be out at 2012... i needed to gain 20 extra kilos so i need to know how i can do this in 1 week without killing myself...

any tips?


edit: btw this new column really is something lol :) i agree with everything that guy says

edit2: i am eating madeleines
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 02:54
McDonalds can solve your problem!!!!
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AL1 24 Aug 2011, 02:56
i forgot to mention: i have not much money
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 02:57
Signup to work at McDonalds. Not sure about other countries, but McDonalds employees have 10€ to spend for free there per work day :D
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AL1 24 Aug 2011, 03:04
10 euros are not enough :P
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 03:05
it is here :D 2menus worthy!
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monkeybusiness 24 Aug 2011, 03:35
wtf
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 03:48
1McMenu = 5.40€ i think :>
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monkeybusiness 24 Aug 2011, 04:21
its like 8$ here
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xPERiA 24 Aug 2011, 10:42
you do know that 8$ is about 5 euros right? : P (atleast in current economy)
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monkeybusiness 24 Aug 2011, 18:07
yea but lets say we both earn 100$ per day, you are actually spending less money on mcdonald than us.
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sac 24 Aug 2011, 07:41
~4 euros in here
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senn 24 Aug 2011, 08:09
6,50€ here (more or less)
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Rhand 24 Aug 2011, 08:48
It's only that cheap in countries with big economical problems, like Greece, Spain and Portugal.

:~))
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hOstiLl 24 Aug 2011, 06:48
Bruno love Mcdonald ? <3
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 13:31
Actually i do :> great food
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dEzIrE 24 Aug 2011, 10:03
i only get 50% discount tbh in NL
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 13:32
eheh i have a little discount too.. I can buy a big menu for the price of a normal one xD Student card ^^
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dEzIrE 24 Aug 2011, 14:16
i mean as an employee
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 14:21
oh sorry, misunderstood :D

I am not sure either if this happens at every mcdonalds, but it surely happens here in order to avoid the "food subsidy"
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Gemb 24 Aug 2011, 12:48
60 cents per hour you worked.. at least here in germany..
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grzesiek 24 Aug 2011, 11:08
mcdonalds is a crap
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ag0n 24 Aug 2011, 13:33
noo its awesommmee
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Aniky 24 Aug 2011, 02:57
like posted above, junk food is easiest, eat alot of fat food i would say? no movements / nerd 24/7 ? xD

image: nutella + insert pic of hot chick licking that boy's finger > best way to get fat xD
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AL1 24 Aug 2011, 02:58
but i need help with the 24/7 nerding then :D i cannot do it by myself
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Aniky 24 Aug 2011, 02:59
u have bF? watch series + eat food> profit?? orrrrrr prac hard go pro with ur team > win EC > profit?? xD
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AL1 24 Aug 2011, 02:59
but i have life... lol :( this is hard
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Aniky 24 Aug 2011, 03:01
pause life for one week, then unpause it again after xD
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AL1 24 Aug 2011, 03:04
lol troll... i dont have a life :D !
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Aniky 24 Aug 2011, 03:07
lies! :D
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AL1 24 Aug 2011, 03:10
no serious i dont :(
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ecklav 24 Aug 2011, 13:15
theoretically speaking you do have a life :o)
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gast 24 Aug 2011, 03:05
eat manymany salsa

edit1: you didnt even read his column
edit2:i am eating chocolate and rice biskit
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ngotie 24 Aug 2011, 03:07
Fish pie + shake
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Kamz 24 Aug 2011, 03:12
your mum lolx
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AL1 24 Aug 2011, 03:15
tried that :P she didnt seem to like it
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Domi 24 Aug 2011, 10:37
Then you ate her out wrong ":D"
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Roach 24 Aug 2011, 05:30
Had some not very good sausage rolls from tesco for breakfast.
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Webe 24 Aug 2011, 06:44
Just ate my breakfast.

some eggs + bread.

now drinking whey protein+creatin+glutamin mixed and in 2h going to hit morning gym.

just took omega3 capsules (x3)
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gr0ss 24 Aug 2011, 14:25
SHOW PICTURE OF YOU GYMWEBEM8
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infernal 24 Aug 2011, 07:55
Just ate my breakfast.

some eggs + bread.

now drinking whey protein+creatin+glutamin mixed and in 2h going to hit morning gym.

just took omega3 capsules (x3)
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Webe 24 Aug 2011, 08:07
hope you get cancer.

im off now cu darling
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flR 24 Aug 2011, 08:20
hopefully you shoutout your one and only community !
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Panda 24 Aug 2011, 09:00
Just kill yourself, much easier and quicker.
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devix 24 Aug 2011, 09:35
Just ate my breakfast.

some eggs + bread.

now drinking whey protein+creatin+glutamin mixed and in 2h going to hit morning gym.

just took omega3 capsules (x3)
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ipod 26 Aug 2011, 12:14
devix ur so cute
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devix 26 Aug 2011, 16:08
ya thats what the girls say too
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Sankari 24 Aug 2011, 09:44
nails would be good for you
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FatcAt 24 Aug 2011, 09:58
Ask gifted
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schNee 24 Aug 2011, 10:54
pure nutella :)
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zeddd 24 Aug 2011, 11:04
soup: a bowl of hot nutella with pieces of cookies in it X_X
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schNee 24 Aug 2011, 11:44
oder landliebe schoko pudding mit leibniz butterkeksen :xxxxxxxx
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Aniky 24 Aug 2011, 11:44
thats mah girl! :D

nutella > *
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Miluu 24 Aug 2011, 11:13
Just ate my breakfast.

some eggs + bread.

now drinking whey protein+creatin+glutamin mixed and in 2h going to hit morning gym.

just took omega3 capsules (x3)
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ecklav 24 Aug 2011, 13:17
you know that proteïn is really bad?
It's nice when you are training & you gain muscles etc..
but once you quit, your body wants that proteïn & you'll be fat. (that's a fact, and fact without a c is fat ! :O)
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gr0ss 24 Aug 2011, 14:27
no muscles without protein!
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ecklav 24 Aug 2011, 14:30
not true afaik, no bodymass without proteïn.. Bodybuilding = proteïn..
Muscles = creatin
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gr0ss 24 Aug 2011, 14:37
isn't creatin for faster muscle regeneration n shit, but the bricks for bulding muscles are proteeeins.
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ecklav 24 Aug 2011, 14:51
Proteïn is to have "bigger" muscles, more bodymass. (hope you understand? My english is pretty limited on these stuff :P)
Creatin is indeed for faster muscle regeneration, takes way longer to grow mass, but you'll grow stronger for sure. It's what you have to decide when you go fitness.. Do I want an muscled body or do I want to become stronger & eventually have a natural muscled body? :)

But as I said, this is "AFAIK"
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Krii 24 Aug 2011, 12:27
eat fries
drink the fat
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Robert 24 Aug 2011, 12:48
go visit my grandma and stay there for 2 months
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