PUNCTUATION .

by noodle • 28 Aug 2011, 23:41 • Journals
ok this has gone far enough, its breaking my fucking eyes

YOU DO NOT PUT A SPACE INBETWEEN THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE AND ANY PUNCTUATION

THE MAJORITY OF YOU SEEM TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS CORRECTLY WITH FULL STOPS BUT SOMEHOW THIS RULE SEEMS TO GO OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW WHEN IT COMES TO QUESTION MARKS AND FULL STOPS.

JUST LOOK AT THAT LATEST NEWSPOST ABOUT CB, FUCKING LOOK ON IT.

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT UNDERSTAND, THIS IS MY PROBLEM:

"lol !" "how was your day ?"

NO I DONT FUCKING WANT IT GET THE FUCK OUT ITS EVERYWHERE IN MY FUCKING FACE

I WAS GOING TO WRITE A COLUMN/NEWSPOST/ARTICLE ABOUT THIS BUT GUESS WHAT?

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THIS, FUCKING KIDDING ME CROSSFIRE?

THAT'S NOT ALL EITHER.

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ANOTHER ONE, THERE'S EVEN ONE ON THE FLAG PAGE NEXT TO "BLUE THINGY ?"

INB4 "U MAD ?" YES, I'M FUCKING LIVID.

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perforator 29 Aug 2011, 00:43
100% agree.

image: cup_gold Best journal maker 2k11 - awarded by the Crossfire Journal Committee
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ipod 29 Aug 2011, 00:44
*slurp slurp*
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perforator 29 Aug 2011, 00:45
calm down confo
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ipod 29 Aug 2011, 00:46
Don't tell me wtf do to do bro, you only know my fucking nick. So shut the fuck up and have a fucking seat and I'll be right with you.


























Dick.
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niSmO 29 Aug 2011, 01:24
stfu you aggro american fuck, go play cod
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ipod 29 Aug 2011, 01:29
You are a loyal fan of mine. I like you.
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confo 29 Aug 2011, 00:47
sorry had some pasta on my lips
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ipod 29 Aug 2011, 00:44
We all know the only reason you made this journal was to show us that Azatej added you as a buddy !
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 00:45
I wish that were the case, comrade.
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confo 29 Aug 2011, 00:45
azatej is a faggot, he likes football
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hvK 29 Aug 2011, 00:44
that's some fucked up shit right there ... !
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perforator 29 Aug 2011, 00:44
omg azatej omg
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jezix 29 Aug 2011, 00:47
you missed a few fullstops :)
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 00:49
no, because im not trying to write a newspost, article or interview where next to perfect english should be expected, i wrote a journal and only added fullstops where i felt raged enough to do so
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jezix 29 Aug 2011, 09:31
alright :) I've lost faith in real grammar and punctuation on crossfire years ago.
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999Jorge 29 Aug 2011, 14:23
I'm surprised you didn't mention the 'than' and 'then' misuse.
I see it at least 10 times a day.
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Shuki 29 Aug 2011, 00:49
U m4d Br0 ??
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ohurcool 29 Aug 2011, 00:54
lol , u mad ?
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Vanhaomena 29 Aug 2011, 00:56
That's some buildup for the subtle brag about having Aza as a buddy .
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 01:07
made him add me for the purpose of the screenshot, barely a brag
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Deactivated6944 29 Aug 2011, 01:12
lol ! thats pretty fücked up ! lol ! :PPP
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Baz 29 Aug 2011, 01:17
The thing that makes me laugh is when people do not know when to use 'a' or 'an' in the correct context.

'an' follows a vowel, vowels = A E I O U, so if the following word does NOT start with a vowel then use 'A' and NOT 'an' ...

Off topic, lol @ Arsenal.
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 01:24
incorrect usage of 'to' and 'too' annoys me as well, not as much as the spaces with punctuation though
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Baz 29 Aug 2011, 01:26
Ditto, there and their is another one, it's rocket science though ;)
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Danje 29 Aug 2011, 01:26
I always wondered why I was always an prick.
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Baz 29 Aug 2011, 01:32
I always new why, oops knew :)
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Danje 29 Aug 2011, 01:34
I think there cool !.
Hey look over their.?

I don't know we're to go?!.
I love it when where together !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Baz 29 Aug 2011, 01:54
QuoteI don't know we're to go?!.
back to school ;)
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J 29 Aug 2011, 08:56
I am not in the position to teach you but I am pretty sure that it comes from the pronunciation of the word more than how it is written. IE: an hour
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SsAP 29 Aug 2011, 11:31
not quite correct, is it? for example it's "a european car"; even thogh it obviously starts with a vowel it's "a" not "an" becaues of the pronounciation of the word, no? *quizzing look*
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Nyke 29 Aug 2011, 01:27
The start of the journal reads 'ok' which should read 'Ok' . 'its breaking my fucking eyes' should read 'it's breaking my fucking eyes'. You missed some fullstops aswell. You need to replace 'FUCKING LOOK ON IT' with 'FUCKING LOOK AT IT'

Lawyered - Marshall Eriksen
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 01:35
as well*

it's two words you fucking clutz

LAWYERED - XD
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Nyke 29 Aug 2011, 01:36
i love how long it took u to spot the on purpose mistake, Yet you still missed one more. Can you find it?
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 01:39
the space between 'Ok' and .?

the wrong Ok? cause that smells like 2 to me

claiming you meant to do it? LOL

LOL

L O L
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Nyke 29 Aug 2011, 01:41
Don't hate the player hate the game.
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Carlos 29 Aug 2011, 07:50
No need to hate the player. Sick muscles bro.
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Nyke 29 Aug 2011, 15:56
bigger than ati now so np.
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hsTE 30 Aug 2011, 22:22
Quotemistake, Yet


No need for a capital letter after that comma, bro.
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Shuki 29 Aug 2011, 01:36
O.K.

Lawyered - You are a cunt
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Nyke 29 Aug 2011, 01:49
you think the first part should read 'O.K. this has gone far enough,'

oh Shuki :(((

edit: ;DDDDD
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Owzo 29 Aug 2011, 12:37
Don't you mean "Lawyered - Fisher"
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Danje 29 Aug 2011, 01:27
Also, please explain all forms of punctuation. I failed English class at school.
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Baz 29 Aug 2011, 01:29
I failed English as well but certain things are not so hard to grasp.
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Imconstructing 29 Aug 2011, 02:17
Sum ppl juzt dun haf nee ideer !
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Krosan 29 Aug 2011, 03:42
I agree with ya bro.
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Niki0o 29 Aug 2011, 05:17
Why are you so mad tonight ?
You want to talk ?
Becouse I'm more than happy to help you !
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Krii 29 Aug 2011, 07:08
Talking in caps is the way to express yourself
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firzen 29 Aug 2011, 07:42
haha ! u mad cause punctuation is stylin on you ?
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azuKi 29 Aug 2011, 08:22
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The irony of this journal is the mess of grammar mistakes you made while satirizing the grammar mistakes of others. ":D"
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chelmianin 29 Aug 2011, 10:30
i don't care about grammar as long as i'm able to understand what someone's trying to say
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pupupup 29 Aug 2011, 11:23
AZA AS BUDDY!! WHOAA DUUDE :) I want to be his friend also
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Gabt 29 Aug 2011, 12:05
I 've noticed this many times in the past , however it was not important enough to make me contradict myself by TYPING IN BLOCK CAPITALS !

You under mined your own arguement , therefore , invalid !
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m1ke 29 Aug 2011, 12:18
bedak .
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Burneddi 29 Aug 2011, 14:26
You're complaining about punctuation, yet don't use apostrophes when contracting "do not".
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 14:51
because if i wanted to spend all day pressing unnecessary keys on my keyboard i'd go and learn that dvorak bullshit you do, i don't expect perfect english in journals and never said i do however newsposts, articles, interviews and columns should be written in as perfect english as possible, were i writing one of them i can assure you that you'd see your petty apostrophes in "don't"

also fullstop goes inside the speach marks yo, there's a difference between not knowing how to do something and choosing not to do it at your own lazyness/convenience
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Burneddi 29 Aug 2011, 14:55
Oh, I do know you're supposed to put the periods after the commas, I just don't do it because it seems like a nonsensible practice to me. Sue me.
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noodle 29 Aug 2011, 14:57
i agree it doesnt make much sense, i think that might be one of the american added rules
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