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I did it in the past all the time!

Yes, but running backwards is even faster than that.

Superslide or Crooked Cartridge teleport is fastest though.

no but jumping sideways is

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You must have the gamer mindset. I eat food before games, or I don't eat anything but drink coffee instead if the gaming happens in the morning.

According to Fredrick Cook who was on an Antarctica expedition:

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If it's possible to imagine a piece of beef, odiferous cod fish and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce, the illustration would be complete.

Apparently both.
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Once the unusual taste of penguin meat had become familiar, it proved to be a great favourite: fried and stewed, or as a basis for soup and curry.

which doesn't really answer the question apart from that it goes well with curry.

Mormonism itself doesn't attempt to explain magnetism, so Mormons who have any understanding of science and/or common sense probably get the troll science strips just fine, even those that include magnets.

On Windows XP and Firefox it alternates rapidly between displaying only the browser page on fullscreen and showing the task bar on the bottom and the page title bar on the top as well.

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dildo heh LolZ

A pedometer. That's a device that counts your steps.

In Natural Selection, play as a Gorge, then to create a web you must fire at the two points that you want to connect with a web. Remember there is a length limit to the string.

Donatello because of the long stick. Rapha was shittiest.

Depends on the situation. A speedrunner who cleared the game with no deaths in 25:28 uses mostly Donatello for the long reaching weapon and Michaelangelo for the fast attack in parts where the long reach isn't needed. He switches to the ranged attack characters only for very fast enemies or those who use projectile attacks themselves.

Why is the woman out of the kitchen?

Ahah good one :D

Dat zijn symptomen van een verkoudheid.

An organisation of spies.

The people

Depends on which god you mean. The ancient Greek gods were made by ancient Greeks, for example. The Flying Spaghetti monster was made by Bobby Henderson.

which god you mean stupid nigger?

buy her the most expensive dress in the wrong size

Only if she really has a problem and doesn't realize it, or if you know an efficient way of losing weight that she doesn't. Otherwise you're telling her nothing she doesn't already know and in her perspective just calling her a fatso.

Near any increase in prizes, and less noticeably so in all other stages of a tournament (except in a winner-take-all or in heads up) it is correct to avoid risks because losing your chips decreases your expected value in $ more than winning the same amount would increase it.
Remember that the same is true for everyone else too, so if they overadjust to this, you can steal their blinds more often than they steal yours.

Both live and online poker have the same game mechanics. Every aspect of both games can be modeled with mathematics - yes, even the probability of your opponent holding an Ace on the condition that he's making a monkey face is best approached with statistics on how often it has happened in the past in similar situations.

Online you will not see a face or hear a voice, but you see bet sizes, timing patterns and statistics of past hands just the same. The last one is more effective online than live for obvious reasons. Skilled opponents in all environments won't give you free and reliable information in these ways.

I actually did lose my head playing high stakes, but in a bit more subtle way than what you might see in movies.

The 50/50 strategy is based on the fact that any possible event either happens, or doesn't happen.

The best I've met at least.

The low refresh rate may make movement seem choppy and laggy. Switch the refresh rate to 1Hz and you'll never even dream of a headshot.

Field of view affects nothing but, duhh, field of view, so it's up to your preference how wide you want it to be. I use the maximum allowed, and I don't know on what basis the opposite counts as "recommended" instead of "preferred by someone".

Are bears Catholic?

A common prediction (an astronomical one, not a prophecy) is that the Sun will become a red giant in around 5 billion years, since that's how it has gone with other similar stars. That would probably destroy the whole planet. That seems the only highly likely cause of armageddon coming up anytime soon.

Say you don't want to do it. Then you will not have to do it and you will not graduate.

Come up with your own bullshit hypothesis about something that's as well understood as the theory of evolution. Because they're probably scientifically ignorant, take something really easy like "intelligent rainbows" and use the exact same arguments they do - "optics is only a theory" (ignoring what a theory actually means. They ignore it as well). This may backfire if they actually agree with your bullshit and insist that a deity actually does create the rainbow, but hey, that's going to be too funny to worry about.

This doesn't really point out the stupidity of the person, but I don't even want to help you with that. That's hardly constructive.

According to my interpretation of the lyrics, the problems are with law enforcement.

you can get boost by doing powerslide.. lol

Hey, it actually isn't!

There are a couple of ways you can go faster than by powersliding. One is to powerslide onto a super turbo pad (e.g. all the pads on Turbo Track, the third pad from the start in N. Gin Labs, the pad at the big jump in Hot Air Skyway and a couple of others) and apply the boost right when you are on the pad. The pad will always give your cart the theoretical max speed, and by turbosliding once on the pad, the boost will last much longer.
After hitting the pad, do not jump or powerslide, only press accelerate and turn sideways to keep up the max speed. You will go almost as twice as fast as normally this way, but it won't last forever, it'll run out after some time.

Another way is to use a bug/trick called speed ghost. When going down a large hill, do a triple turboslide (that is, powerslide and take all the boosts you can from it) while driving down the slope. This will give your car the theoretical max speed for a while (like a super turbo pad would), only that you can extend the time you keep this boost by jumping repeatedly (don't turboslide). You'll lose the speed eventually, though, so when you notice you're slowing down, start powersliding again.

There's a third bug too, not sure what it's called. I personally call it permaturbo. You do it by powersliding around continuosly for a minute or two - you need some space to do this. After enough powersliding, the kart's speed variable will overflow (or this is what I assume happens, dunno if it's the real explanation), leaving you at the theoretical max speed forever. After you've gained this state, you don't need to turboslide any more and can just focus on driving as well as you can. This isn't very useful for anything else than driving fastest lap scores in Time Trial.

No, unless someone reads this answer and deliberately makes it false.

Ignore it. I have no obligation to protect any endangered species from their natural predators.

Yes.

Last one:

Cause you can.

Depends on the opponents of course. If an aggressive style exploits the weaknesses of the opponent, pretty much meaning they fold too much, then that's the way to go, and the other way around. Remember that because chips lost are worth a bit more than chips won (example: you get a million times the chips in an 1€ tournament. Your expectation is not 1000000€ because the winner only gets 10€, so multiplying your stack by a million only multiplied your value by ~10. Losing the stack however however means your value is now 0€), you should generally aim at playing smaller pots than in a cash game - the easiest way is to use the smallest sensible bet sizes whenever it makes sense.

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i wish to make it to the final two at least every time

Not going to happen unless you make unprofitable sacrifices only in order to achieve this arbitrary goal. Example: you are dealt AA in the first hand and an opponent goes all in. You call and he wins. The hand was played perfectly but you didn't make it to the final two anyway, and that's how it has to be in a game with an uncertain outcome (in short: gambling).