Hel(lwo)

me has do trafel fery mutsj and tehn i had leik my bawls were itsjing so me was leik "WE NEED AN ENGINEER" "NEED A MEDIC" end tehn i was leik a covert to sjek if teir wer poeples watsjing me so ai was leik spootign tehn wit me binoekelairs and i was leik "ALL CLEAR" so me skratchet ma bawls and sudenlee ter was many peoples watsjing me scratsjing bawls and i was leik "MOVE" "DEFEND THE OBJECTIVE" "OOPS" end tei wer leik "woo! woo! woo!"
ent me got leik al ret end me wus leik noooooo wai tehy sew me :''''<, wel avtar taht me was gooing too house nd tehn me saw leik a reeely reeelllly heevei goei nd he was leik baiseleking on ai moentain bike nd hies buttum almosjt eeted the seet of teh baik,

tis was a feree hart dai vor me, me goet almost eetet bai a buttum ov leik a goi
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ja laten we allemaal nep engels praten, dan wordt t vanzelf duidelijk
"i was leik "ALL CLEAR" so me skratchet ma bawls" hahah(funny) but speak english correctly...(don't pretend u're drunk)
jij bent echt kanker funny loekino,
dont try to be funny loekino :[ it doesnt work for u
try wear baggy clothes and do the c-walk xd
And all these times I were thinking u had no balls. Guess u finally admitted it.
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