Ipswitch Ripper

Job vacancy:
Prostitutes required, Ipswich Area. Good rates of pay but the shifts are murder.

You think its cold here, you should be in Ipswich - Its minus 5 there!

There's a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich who keeps leaving prozzies under trees.

Whats the difference between Mr Kipling and Ipswich?
Mr Kipling usually puts 6 tarts in a box.

How do you make a hormone?
Take her on holiday to Ipswich.

image: Britain

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not funny, thanks
loel :D
Yes lets joke at peoples unfortunate end, retard.
you should show respect for your parents..
You fucking sick bastard .. People are gettin fucking killed and u make jokes .. Maybe you should fucking live a life like they did and see how fuckin hard it is! Shut the fuck up with sick jokes dickweed
If I lived a life they did, I'd find a proper job and not kill myself with heroin

kthx
Parent
They probably have themselves to blame for not having a job but fuck me .. you cant then laugh at peoples fuckin deaths .. thats just wrong

Pls Ban
Parent
who's laughing at the deaths?
I laughed at the jokes yes..
Millions die each day, and only because the bullshit media has found something to cover people start giving a shit.
Maybe they should find something decent to do
Parent
well you can if you want

it's his decision, you can't tell him what to do and what not to do
Parent
what is he retarding about?
Did you hear about the Ipswich rugby team?

They are missing 5 hookers...
you ruined it :(
Parent
If you live in the Ipswich area and fancy a game of rugby this weekend, head down as they are short of hookers.

BA DUM SCHHH
harsh ... lol
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