A loving conversation.

I posted this last night I think, over reposted it, atleast in part anyway. If you read my entire last journal you might recognise the first portion of the dialogue, and if you didn't then you might have no clue what's going on, in which case either look up my last journal or ask me to post the first part. Anyway, without further adieu, the continuation! Lemme know if you want more, or if you want considerably less, either way it's a compliment!

Old Journal (It's near the end)

l1 = lover1 (man)
l2 = Lover2 (woman)
f1 = Friend of lover1 (man)

Give me some decent names and you will forever be immortalised, atleast in my mind.

l2 Heeey again.
l1 Hey.
l2 I'm feeling a little bit tipsy.
l1 Me too, I think another drink and I'm ready to start the table dancing again.
l2 God no.
l1 God couldn't stop me table dancing if he tried.
l2 I think he just overts his eyes.
l1 Yeah.
l1 I was wondering something.
l2 And what was it?
l1 I'll start with a statement first I guess.
l2 And what is it?
l1 I like you.
l2 Wow
l1 I guess i'm saying this to try and charm you or something. It's better than my first plan anyway.
l2 What was your first plan?
l1 An alpha male courting table dance. But anyway, I like you.
l2 How long have you liked me?
l1 Since a long time.
l2 Really?
l1 Yeah.
l2 I like you aswell.
l1 Really?
l2 Yeah.
l1 I had not planned for that reply. I had the whole gracious loser thing worked out to perfection though.
l2 A little optimism never hurt anyone.
l1 I find alcohol is a little more direct.
l2 You can't walk around drunk all your life.
l1 No, but I can damn sure try! (large sip of beer!)
l2 Maybe you should slow down a bit, those tables don't look sturdy.
l1 With enough beer, I'm not sure i'd care.
l2 The owners might though.
l1 Yeah, you're probably right. Anyway, back to you liking me, that's an interesting subject.
l2 I find you liking me a bit more interesting.
l1 I find it alot more embarrasing. Maybe we can continue this conversation later on?
l2 Why not now?
l1 Unless you're more attracted to men with large wet patches where their man tools are supposed to be, it's best we continue later.
l2 You've succeeded in repulsing me.
l1 I'll take that as a yes.
l2 (smiles)


l1 Bathroom.
f1 You've forgotten how to use it already? I didn't think you'd had that much to drink.
l1 And I thought you were above sarcastic remarks, I guess we're both idiots, but unless you want an idiot with a pool beneath him, I suggest you hurry up.
f1 Ok then.
l1 I swear, if I burst, I'm going to aim at you.
f1 How would me being covered in your bodily fluids be different from any other night?
l1 This time it would have touched my pee pee.
f1 You've succeeded in disgusting me.
l1 That's 2 people who I've digusted tonight, high five!
f1 You didn't embarass yourself with her did you?
l1 Not, exactly, we had an interesting conversation.
f1 I don't doubt that, but exactly how interesting will let me know whether I need to make some apologies.
l1 Not that kind of interesting, more about feelings and the like, I feel a bout of pms coming on, I'm too in touch with my female side.
f1 Is that a bad thing, women are always telling you to open up more.
l1 I just don't like the idea of a woman living inside of me, quick, hand me something sharp.
f1 Why?
l1 So I can try and kill this tiny woman.
f1 You've had too much to drink.
l1 And you've had too much time to urinate, you're not touching yourself are you?
f1 Not in that way.
l1 Well, women find me irrisistable, I was wondering if it worked on you too.
f1 Wait, she likes you?
l1 No, she wants to boil me up into tiny pieces and consume my soul.
f1 I can't believe it, she actually likes you.
l1 Yeah.
f1 Do me a favour, don't screw it up.
l1 How is that even possible with my rustic good looks and alphi-esk charm?
f1 I don't know, but it is.
l1 Well, you do me a favour then.
f1 What is it?
l1 Put your little friend away.
f1 (sheepishly zips up) Thanks.
l1 I didn't do it for you, I did it for society, think of the children!
f1 Yeah, right.