Where do you fit into 7 billion?

by LeFrancis • 31 Oct 2011, 11:29 • Journals
Hey dear AnonymousCrossFire internet website users,

I've just noticed it's been 1 week for me without writing a journal that's why I decided to make one.

This morning I had to wake up because Marseillemy dad was using his fucking$1* lawn mower and Marseillemy dog was mad aswell so he had to bark... fucking retard so yeah I finally woke up and ended up checking news. Here's something cool I found :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515

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When you were born, you were the:
5,488,115,284thperson alive on Earth
80,668,323,832nd person to have lived since history began



QuoteEvery hour in le France :

90Births
61Deaths
+11 Immigrants


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You'll have to read MarseilleLeFrancis' journals for approximately 58.5 years knowing that french men stay alive 77.5 years


Post yours! eheheheheh

Random info :
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t4MjEE has removed you from his buddylist !

Buddylist
No buddies.


image: u-mad-bro
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Happy Halloween btw!
What are you guys gonna do tonight??? Playing computer gaymes all night long while I'll be rolling bitchez @party??? :XDDDD So lame :{DDDD eheheheh

Awesomely yours,

MarseilleLeFrancis
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Thomm 31 Oct 2011, 11:31
50 years since the solution was tested.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

EDIT: Under 5 billion.
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fritsie 31 Oct 2011, 11:47
[img|left]http://www.gotit.co/aniwallpaperImages/C1F6C8C4DDAD-16.gif[/img]
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SsAP 31 Oct 2011, 11:49
don't let wsk find this journal, the number would probably be "5,445th person alive on Earth", so he'll be sad
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J 31 Oct 2011, 12:03
;D Old fart*
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snip0 31 Oct 2011, 12:04
Not bad, touché. :D
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Thomm 31 Oct 2011, 12:05
HEY! That's no way to talk about elderly!
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SsAP 31 Oct 2011, 12:07
not my opinion, just a guess, i can't help it i'm sorry :'(

....wait did you call him old?
how could you? :o
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wsk 31 Oct 2011, 15:51
*räusper*

When you were born, you were the:
4,312,011,293rd
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SsAP 31 Oct 2011, 21:22
sry, weißt doch, wir haben dich alle voll gern^^
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ag0n 31 Oct 2011, 11:36
When you were born, you were the:5,134,808,605th person alive on Earth
80,112,033,407th person to have lived since history began

Every hour, there are:
12Births
12Deaths
+3Immigrants

The average life expectancy in Portugal is 78.6 years

Your country's population is 10,675,572
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huumeantti 31 Oct 2011, 11:40
implying there is any way those stats could be exact
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DiNg 31 Oct 2011, 11:40
When you were born, you were the:
-5,445,720,799th person alive on Earth
-80,599,741,002nd person to have lived since history began

You're so young, LeYoungcis.
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Blindi 31 Oct 2011, 11:45
QuoteI've just noticed it's been 1 week for me without writing a journal


np we've had seareal and banga posting useless journals with 0-content while you've been away so your absence hasnt been taken to notice

you could also stop posting extremely unfunny umad-pics.
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koshito 31 Oct 2011, 15:43
plz write a journal, this shit is boring as fuck
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Blindi 31 Oct 2011, 16:08
planning to publish my collected works (all the paint shit Ive done during the last 2 years), atleast I find some of the pictures somewhat funny
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koshito 31 Oct 2011, 16:15
make a ftp so then everyone can see it and download all the funny stuff :)
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Blindi 31 Oct 2011, 16:18
I dont know shit about FTP-stuff, I can hardly open TZAC, ventrilo & ET :D
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koshito 31 Oct 2011, 16:40
Me neither, I know how to download thats all LOOOL
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Domi 31 Oct 2011, 11:48
When you were born, you were the:
5,214,119,717th
person alive on Earth
80,232,680,736th

Every hour, there are:
7 Births
5 Deaths
+4 Immigrants
Average yearly growth
+1.1%

The average life expectancy in Norway is 80.5 years
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Blindi 31 Oct 2011, 12:22
you aint gonna hit even 30 with your mouth!
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Domi 31 Oct 2011, 16:29
Bitches to scared to do something, so np.
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Rockskin 31 Oct 2011, 11:53
Some 97 out of every 100 new births are in countries classified as less developed than yours.

sucks to be them
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m1ke 31 Oct 2011, 11:55
nice succubus from Ragnarok.
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Temari 31 Oct 2011, 12:10
Darkstalkers
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nicon 31 Oct 2011, 11:56
QuotePOPULATION 6997391337


that is not 7 billion
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snip0 31 Oct 2011, 12:00
Clearly we need a real life League of Assassins.
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schNee 31 Oct 2011, 12:10
dunno wanted to share my song <3

http://soundcloud.com/lower-east/alexis-raphael-kitchens-and-3
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huumeantti 31 Oct 2011, 12:14
i need books to read, tell me some
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LeFrancis 31 Oct 2011, 12:18
The Bible by Jesus Christ
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schNee 31 Oct 2011, 12:19
one billion dollar by andreas eschbach

all boooks from william burroughs and henry miller and jack kerouac :DD
crazy weird stuff but i like tbh =)

godfather ofc all parts guess u still didnt read them ;)
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huumeantti 31 Oct 2011, 12:23
yes i did read godfather, do you maybe know some good fantasy books, because i have to read something unreal right now
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schNee 31 Oct 2011, 12:25
i stay with reality but i can recommend u
aldous huxley - brave new world
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huumeantti 31 Oct 2011, 12:28
already read that :(
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beAsty 31 Oct 2011, 12:20
When you were born, you were the: 5,350,745,879th person alive on Earth
80,444,380,498th person to have lived since history began

Every hour, there are:
9 Births 9 Deaths + 4 Immigrants

82.9 Female average
77.4 Male average
The average life expectancy in Austria is 80.2 years
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Roach 31 Oct 2011, 12:25
All I know is that we need a few more wars or natural distasters(in india or something) and that living in a tropical country is probably decreasing my life expectancy by a lot.
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RASHOMON 31 Oct 2011, 12:45
QuoteAll I know is that we need a few more wars or natural distasters(in india or something)

Yea, we need a 2 or 3 billions of dead people disaster, would be perfect. You'r on drugs or what ?
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Roach 31 Oct 2011, 13:26
No. I value human life im just saying its a good way to keep the population down and I guess dying of dehydration or hunger is worse.
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RASHOMON 31 Oct 2011, 13:42
Yea I agree but even the biggest natural catastrophes/wars cannot have a real impact on the global number of inhabitants of this planet. For instance, if I recall correctly, World War 1 contributed to reduce the human population of 1/110th which is nothing. You cannot expect disasters to act as regulators but you can instead wish that the people from developing countries will cease to make as many babies as they did, which is a trend that is being borne out...
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Ekto 31 Oct 2011, 12:36
When you were born, you were the:
5,281,777,765thperson alive on Earth

80,334,314,573rdperson to have lived since history began

Every hour, there are:
79Births97Deaths+13Immigrants

The average life expectancy 79.8 years
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SsAP 31 Oct 2011, 12:38
Quote79 Births
97 Deaths
+13 Immigrants
Average yearly growth
-0.1%
The average life expectancy in Germany is 79.8 years
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dEzIrE 31 Oct 2011, 12:43
POPULATION 16633853

Every hour, there are:

21Births
15Deaths
+1Immigrant
Average yearly growth
+0.4%

bullshit i think they forgot two 0's at that +immigrant +_+
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v1ech 31 Oct 2011, 12:46
When you were born, you were the
5,094,755,068th person alive on Earth and
80,050,471,312th person to have lived since history began
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Niki0o 31 Oct 2011, 12:52
When you were born, you were the:
5,444,358,701stperson alive on Earth

80,597,529,737thperson to have lived since history began



Every hour, there are:
7Births6Deaths+2Immigrants
Average yearly growth


The average life expectancy in Finland is 79.3 years
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bitch 31 Oct 2011, 12:58
gonna kick some nerds from warpig server :D

When you were born, you were the:5,004,339,289th person alive on Earth
79,909,899,775th person to have lived since history began

Every hour, there are:
79 Births ( 78 Turks)
97 Deaths
+13 Immigrants (Turks aswell)

Average yearly growth
-0.1%

Your country's population is 82,302,465

82.4 Female average
77.2 Male average
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Robert 31 Oct 2011, 13:01
When you were born, you were the:
5,367,951,026thperson alive on Earth
80,472,703,299thperson to have lived since history began

Every hour, there are:
44 Births
43 Deaths
+1 Immigrant

who the fuck wants to immigrate to Poland?

The average life expectancy in Poland is 75.5 years
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ub1quitous 31 Oct 2011, 16:37
shouldbe
-100 emigrants
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flR 31 Oct 2011, 13:07
When you were born, you were the:
5,159,878,620thperson alive on Earth
80,150,348,296th person to have lived since history began
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hAMMER 31 Oct 2011, 13:13
79Births 97Deaths +13Immigrants

Average yearly growth
-0.1%

welcome to germany.... -,-
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nicon 31 Oct 2011, 13:23
stop complaining, make some babies instead
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hAMMER 31 Oct 2011, 13:30
try to feed and support a baby nowdays in germany and we gonna continue our discussion ;)
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RASHOMON 31 Oct 2011, 13:49
Yea, wery hard compared with underdeveloped countries
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hAMMER 31 Oct 2011, 14:06
why replieing without knowing any shit?
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wsk 31 Oct 2011, 15:55
its never been as easy as today.
but people prefer being lazy and selfish, and rather buy shiny things than raising a child (including me).
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Panda 31 Oct 2011, 13:49
When you were born, you were the: 5,094,511,800th person alive on Earth 80,050,096,093rd person to have lived since history began

POPULATION 62160567
Every hour, there are:
85 Births 66 Deaths + 23 Immigrants
Average yearly growth +0.6%

Also, our area has been shown to have an average of 10yr less life expectancy than that of someone who lives in London

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/2011/10/20/shocking-statistics-show-men-in-merthyr-tydfil-likely-to-die-10-years-before-londoners-91466-29627280/
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snip0 31 Oct 2011, 15:53
LESS? How's that even possible(apart from Uthred coming for you)? Poor Welsh. :(
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zaNc 31 Oct 2011, 17:15
When you were born, you were the:
5,628,542,014th
person alive on Earth
80,892,223,733rd
person to have lived since history began
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Gnome 31 Oct 2011, 17:36
dno but immigrants: TOO FUCKING MANY image: fuck-off-we-are-full
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zeddd 31 Oct 2011, 19:50
Every hour, there are:
2 Births
2 Deaths
+0 Immigrant

Estonia cannot into people
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